Dear workers on the house next door: I am planning your murder - Page 2

bikerchic · #16 05-14-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Theresa - maybe we won't be coming to visit.

Poor Mark, first the border, visiting another Mac fanatic and now the peacock that thinks it's a rooster

I forgot to tell you that it (the peacock) also scratched the **** out of my new car. We think it was trying to see it's reflection in the tinted side window and was jumping up and down to see itself (they do jump). The other morning I looked out my window and it was sitting on top of the hydro lines along the road (I guess they fly too

).

seeker007nmss · #17 05-14-2006, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bikerchic

Poor Mark, first the border, visiting another Mac fanatic and now the peacock that thinks it's a rooster

I forgot to tell you that it (the peacock) also scratched the **** out of my new car. We think it was trying to see it's reflection in the tinted side window and was jumping up and down to see itself (they do jump). The other morning I looked out my window and it was sitting on top of the hydro lines along the road (I guess they fly too

).

The feathers are cool though.

amber · #18 05-14-2006, 01:08 PM

^^^^

yeah, member in the late 70's early 80's everyone had these hanging around their house? Also with abalone ashtrays. Unless that was just my mom's stoner friends....

seeker007nmss · #19 05-14-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

^^^^

yeah, member in the late 70's early 80's everyone had these hanging around their house? Also with abalone ashtrays. Unless that was just my mom's stoner friends....

oooh. I forgot about Abalone ashtrays! Good place to keep your pet rocks.

amber · #20 05-14-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by trackaghost

Amber you need to clear out your PMs!!!

I have no idea why you can't see The Mighty Boosh website.

It worked for me.

Try these, although they're not as fun:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mightyboosh/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mighty_Boosh

Yeah, I can see those. PM's cleared. That show looks really weird, but it looks like it would be funny. We never have bizarre, cool looking shows. Well, not "never", but definitely uh...well, not really ever....

seeker007nmss · #21 05-14-2006, 03:27 PM

I think a new pet might help
your noise problem....

amber · #22 05-14-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

I think a new pet might help
your noise problem....

That's a good idea, but I think the hose will be cheaper. Also it won't break any international animal trafficking laws....always a plus...

DavidMn · #23 05-14-2006, 03:45 PM

I hate loud noises too when I'm trying to sleep.

BTFLCHLD · #24 05-16-2006, 12:46 AM

Amber, did you mention if this was an ongoing project? A neighbor of mine has been remodeling his home for the past week. When I come home the neighborhood is a buzz unitl approx 830 with his saw and hammer. One of the neighbors (in closer proximity to mr.noisemaker) call me to bitch about the day's noise level. What do they want me to do?! Any ideas? Have you turned the hose yet? And, what will you do with the body?

As far as I know, if someone has a permit they can make as much noise as they want between certain hours. When I come home, I just crank my music to all hours!

amber · #25 05-16-2006, 12:57 AM

They didn't work any more.

BTFLCHLD · #26 05-16-2006, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

They didn't work any more.

Nice cover!

Especially considering the title of this thread. Gotcha!

"They didn't work any more."

cliffdweller · #27 05-16-2006, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

I'm going to by a hose today, with a good sprayer, and if I hear that **** tomorrow morning, or any weekend morning, I'm going to spray him.

But isn't he just doing his job? I mean, I'm sure it's not his fault that he has to work at 7:30 on a Saturday morning, I'm sure he'd rather not! Anyway, this same thing happened to me one time, I was f*cking pissed because some construction workers were hammering (yes, HAMMERING LOUDLY) on a house across the street at like 7:00 on a Saturday morning. I was tired and not very happy about it, but what can you do? I just put a pillow over my head and prayed a little pray that it would stop

.

bretonbanquet · #28 05-16-2006, 11:32 AM

Cool story

I got woken up only this very day at 8am by my next-door neighbour mowing his damn lawn. At 8am. Who the hell does that? Mind you, it rained pretty soon after, so maybe he had a hotline to the Man Upstairs. Anyway, he pissed me off.

And my little van is in the midst of an engine failure, so I can't work and I can't afford to fix it

skcin · #29 05-16-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

Cool story

I got woken up only this very day at 8am by my next-door neighbour mowing his damn lawn. At 8am. Who the hell does that? Mind you, it rained pretty soon after, so maybe he had a hotline to the Man Upstairs. Anyway, he pissed me off.

And my little van is in the midst of an engine failure, so I can't work and I can't afford to fix it

Sorry about your van.

And I know what you mean about lawn mowing. My neighbor likes to mow his after dark, which was great when I used to go to bed by 9 to wake up by 5am.

Their kids are running around screaming outside at all hours too.