Dear workers on the house next door: I am planning your murder

[bikerchic]

I feel your pain Amber. My neighbour has a peacock (the bird I mean) and that thing goes off every morning from about 4:00 a.m. til 7:00 a.m. This time of year up here in Canada (spring), we're coming out of our long winter hibernation and we like to have our windows open for the first time in about 6 months (I really enjoy this time of year sleeping with the fresh spring air coming in, because in about a month its going to be so f**king hot that the air conditioning will be on and bye, bye open windows! so you can see why this pisses me off so much. I don't know if you know what a peacock sounds like but it sounds like some bitch having the big O. My husband and I having this standing joke that it's our neighbour on the "other" side of us, 80 year old Mrs. Arnott and we'll say, jesus christ give it a rest Mrs. A