The Dumb Thread - Page 3

**mylittledemon** · #31 03-15-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

I got violently ill; I felt awful for two days.

Well normally that's pretty fun...you mustve gotten a hold of some cheap ass, piss poor weed! No biggie...just avoid cheap beer and cheap weed next time. haha

BTFLCHLD · #32 03-15-2006, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

I got violently ill; I felt awful for two days.

yea krista maybe is was 'dumb' you didnt try it again

like a one-time thing...youve got to find out!!

GypsySorcerer · #33 03-15-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Well normally that's pretty fun...you mustve gotten a hold of some cheap ass, piss poor weed! No biggie...just avoid cheap beer and cheap weed next time. haha

It was probably piss poor weed. I try not to drink cheap ass alcohol.

GypsySorcerer · #34 03-15-2006, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

yea krista maybe is was 'dumb' you didnt try it again

like a one-time thing...youve got to find out!!

I always heard not to mix them, but then again, I'm in the dumb thread.

wondergirl9847 · #35 03-15-2006, 11:17 PM

You want dumb...I got dumb.

I ran into our screen door with a sucker sticking out of my mouth (had a long stick) and it went down my throat. Had to pull it out.

I guess I have an oral fixation (insert joke here

LOL), so I put a BB in my mouth (for a BB gun) once. Accidentally swallowed it and scratched my throat, but I swore to my mom it was stuck in there. LMAO!

Used Vanish (to clean your toilet) on my legs once. Thought it would make the hair vanish.

Cut my leg open on a car bumper. Yeah. The scar looks like a leech because I didn't go have stitches. LOL

Put a rock up my nose when I was little.

Choked on a penny (oral thing again) and my mom gave me the heimlich.

Got in trouble when my friend's mom took me home, even though my mom specifically told me to stay at the movie theater so she could come get me. She was piiiiiiiiiiisssssed when she got back home and at the time, I was like "What's the big deal?!" but now I know...she was worried sick.

While mom and I were standing at a street corner waiting for her friend to pick us up...this guy drove by and looked at us. I waved. Didn't really think about it being a HUGE no-no and I got scared when it looked like the dude was turning around to come back. He didn't though.

Red · #36 03-16-2006, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

It was probably piss poor weed. I try not to drink cheap ass alcohol.

Good girl! Life is waaaaaay too short for cheap weed and cheap booze. Nothing but Vancouver bud and Pouilly Fuisee for me!!!

SuzeQuze · #37 03-16-2006, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Lala

Once I jumped into my wall. I was looking for a sock. I had a large queen size bed at the time, and I wanted to look over the other end. Obviously,the best way to do this in with a Superman-style jump over it. I jumped a little too far. I hit my head HARD on the wall. I ended up with a minor concussion, but the worst part was having to explain this half-baked story to doctors and others.

Naturally, I mean, any dummy could see that was the best way to the other side.

Thanks for the belly laugh.

JazmenFlowers · #38 03-16-2006, 10:11 AM

I do and say dumb **** all the time. I will give you the best of the best, as most of my friends agree. Seriously, and this was pre-Jessica Simpson.

I always thought that buffalo wings started out being made with real buffalo and that when buffalo went extinct (yes, I thought they were extinct) that they decided to start making them with chicken.

Revelations here: buffalo wings have always been chicken and buffalo are not extinct.

DavidMn · #39 03-16-2006, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

I do and say dumb **** all the time. I will give you the best of the best, as most of my friends agree. Seriously, and this was pre-Jessica Simpson.

I always thought that buffalo wings started out being made with real buffalo and that when buffalo went extinct (yes, I thought they were extinct) that they decided to start making them with chicken.

Revelations here: buffalo wings have always been chicken and buffalo are not extinct.

That reminds me of a friend one time that was all depressed that Burger King got rid of their Whaler sandwich. The dude thought it was really whale meat!!

madformac · #40 03-16-2006, 12:08 PM

I've done some stupid things.. I've forgotten most of them but a few recollections include.

1) Sticking my finger in a live lamp socket and getting hit with 240 volts when I was 9. I knew what would happen but did it anyway.

2) Trying to open a container with a pair of scissors and puncturing right though the flesh between my right thumb and fingers. That stung a bit.

3) Setting fire to the gas taps in a chemistry lesson. Oh, and making a mercury thermometer explode too.

4) Breaking a toe on a door getting up to take a p*** in the night. Ouch.

5) Driving at 135mph in heavy rain. I'll not mention where but it was a long time ago and rather stupid.

6) Breaking both my arms at once falling over.

7) Snorted coke. I mean Coca Cola not Cocaine. Ever wondered what it's like to burn you nostril hairs out?

Stupid is as stupid does...

madformac · #41 03-16-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

Put a rock up my nose when I was little.

I had to go to the doctors surgery once to get a ball of blu tac removed. Seems I decided to shove a huge ball of it up my nose... What a prize tool I am..

SuzeQuze · #42 03-16-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by madformac

I had to go to the doctors surgery once to get a ball of blu tac removed. Seems I decided to shove a huge ball of it up my nose... What a prize tool I am..

Yep, you're a prize.

I'll share a couple of my more embarrasing ones.

Back in my highschool days my brother and I were outside having just smoked something which made me vomit. We had previously been drinking beer and not just any beer but Heifenrefer. Oh that stuff is vile. Right in the middle of vomitting my parents came home early. We tried to sneak in through the basement so they wouldn't see us go through the back door. My brother turned the light off though on his way up leaving me in complete darkness. I had no idea where I was until I wound up under the stairs. Instead of doubling back I tried to go under a shelf. There was virtually no clearance and when I finally got out, covered in dust bunnies and dirt, my mother was standing over me and asked, "What are you doing?" And I replied, "Getting out".

The other was also back then, after I learned to drive. Someone didn't feel like moving their car so I was told to go around them. I had to drive forward up onto the lawn and then back up beyond the car. Well, I got frustrated and while in reverse cut the wheel hard and gunned it taking out one of the posts of our deck! Oh man.

It was such a loud noise everyone was so concerned and then just burst out laughing. Boy was I an airhead.

skcin · #43 03-16-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Back in my highschool days my brother and I were outside having just smoked something which made me vomit. We had previously been drinking beer and not just any beer but Heifenrefer. Oh that stuff is vile. Right in the middle of vomitting my parents came home early. We tried to sneak in through the basement so they wouldn't see us go through the back door. My brother turned the light off though on his way up leaving me in complete darkness. I had no idea where I was until I wound up under the stairs. Instead of doubling back I tried to go under a shelf. There was virtually no clearance and when I finally got out, covered in dust bunnies and dirt, my mother was standing over me and asked, "What are you doing?" And I replied, "Getting out".

Oh, that's good, that is good.

I have a similar story: I was 14 or 15, friend's parents were out for the night, we decided to get drunk at her house. Within a couple hours, my one friend was hysterical saying she couldn't feel her hands (off Old Milwaukee, no less.

I still make fun of her for that.) Another friend was arguing with erh boyfriend. Another left & was wandering down the street. Of course, mom comes home at this point.

So what do we do? Run out the back door (after another friend ran through the sliding screen door, clearing the way for the rest of us.). We "hid" in the woods behind her house. Those woods were abour 40 feet by 40 feet.

Of course mom found us, and to protect our friend we insisted "No, Vicki wasn't even here, we broke into your house to hang out."

Dumbasses.

*I used to frequently go driving with a guy & polish off a 12 pack with him.

While he drove around town underage. Ah, but he was hot & drove a 1983 Monte Carlo.

*I used to walk to & from our party spot in the woods (bigger than 40x40, btw) alone at night when I was 15/16, drunk & high. I lived in the burbs, but still. It scares the hell out of me that I was that stupid & never got attacked or raped or beat up or something.

*When I was 5 or so, I stuck a metal nail file in a fan. That was quite a jolt.

*Started smoking when I was 14.

BTFLCHLD · #44 03-16-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Dumbasses

yea i was big on the joyride bit
i was popped a couple of times
once i told mom some peeps
broke into the house and i tore
out with the car to save myself

wondergirl9847 · #45 03-16-2006, 02:24 PM

Well, there's the thread in the Rumours Ledge that asks what makes all of us different. Now we know what makes us similar...dumb sh*t. LOL

I remember something else reading MFM's post. I asked my mom to throw me a cuticle cutter (see where this is going?) and I caught it...with both hands and it got stuck in my hand.

I can still see the scar.