Where is Dissention - Page 3

amber · #31 02-14-2006, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Red

No ****!!! Best quote ever. A little cold yes, however has stuck with me, and I have refused to be bored ever since.

A side note: You wanna talk about bitchy, cold mothers? Mine used to point to bag ladies on the street when I was a kid and say, "You're adopted. THat's you're real mother." and then howl with laughter. Lucille Bluth's got NUTHIN' on her!

BWAAAAHHHH!!!!

omigod, omigod - I'm so going to do that when I have a kid.

amber · #32 02-14-2006, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by LuckyCharms

Your mom wins! LOL!

Though I did get a good quote from my mom yesterday. I said "Who's the vice president mom?" she replied "How the hell should I know?" the kids yelled "Dick Chenney" then we all laughed except for mom!

Okay - when I used to complain about something - my mom would start singing "Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on it's TRAGEDY!" and then laugh.
(you know, the BeeGees song?)

LuckyCharms · #33 02-14-2006, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

Okay - when I used to complain about something - my mom would start singing "Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on it's TRAGEDY!" and then laugh.
(you know, the BeeGees song?)

OMG! LOL! What nice mothers you two have! They should get togeather and go bowling, LOL!

The overly loving isn't always a good thing either. My mom would come barging into our rooms and try to hold us like babies while she sang this mucho retarded teddy bear song she made up. She did this until we moved out!

amber · #34 02-14-2006, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by LuckyCharms

OMG! LOL! What nice mothers you two have! They should get togeather and go bowling, LOL!

The overly loving isn't always a good thing either. My mom would come barging into our rooms and try to hold us like babies while she sang this mucho retarded teddy bear song she made up. She did this until we moved out!

"mucho retarded teddy bear song"

Red · #35 02-14-2006, 02:30 AM

Oh, I soooo need to know what this Teddy Bear song is. Although I highly doubt it matches the emotional magnitude of "Tragedy". Brilliant!

Alright here's another one. My mother sometimes goes though these phases where she thinks she's Leona Helmsley and will sing (while she's cooking): "The working claaaaaassss, can kiss my aaaaassssssssss." Niiice.

amber · #36 02-14-2006, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Red

Oh, I soooo need to know what this Teddy Bear song is. Although I highly doubt it matches the emotional magnitude of "Tragedy". Brilliant!

Alright here's another one. My mother sometimes goes though these phases where she thinks she's Leona Helmsley and will sing (while she's cooking): "The working claaaaaassss, can kiss my aaaaassssssssss." Niiice.

I choked on my grilled cheese. Your mom is hilarious!!!! No wonder you're funny.

Maybe luckycharms is off making a youtube video with the teddy bear song.

Red · #37 02-14-2006, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

I choked on my grilled cheese. Your mom is hilarious!!!! No wonder you're funny.

Maybe luckycharms is off making a youtube video with the teddy bear song.

Oh please, pleeeease say there's a teddy bear song on youtube!!
Oh and my mom used to push me into mentally challenged people on the street when I was a kid because she knew they kinda freaked me out. I was 7!!!!

amber · #38 02-14-2006, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Red

Oh please, pleeeease say there's a teddy bear song on youtube!!
Oh and my mom used to push me into mentally challenged people on the street when I was a kid because she knew they kinda freaked me out. I was 7!!!!

that's funny, but way over the line. Wait - is your mom crazy?

Red · #39 02-14-2006, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

that's funny, but way over the line. Wait - is your mom crazy?

Crazy like a fox! She's levelled off a little, being Stevie's age and all. She no longer as verbally mental as she used to be, but you can tell she stilln thinks nasty thoughts. And she makes fun of stangers that she knows are within ear shot and the follows it up with "oh, they can't hear me." She is a truly lovely woman.

amber · #40 02-14-2006, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Red

Crazy like a fox! She's levelled off a little, being Stevie's age and all. She no longer as verbally mental as she used to be, but you can tell she stilln thinks nasty thoughts. And she makes fun of stangers that she knows are within ear shot and the follows it up with "oh, they can't hear me." She is a truly lovely woman.

That's terrible. *snicker*

It's so nice of you to bring joy to me on your birthday.

My dad makes fun of other people in public - but at the exact volume where everyone around will hear except the make-fun-ee. (person being made fun of).

I'm pretty sure Diss would heartily approve of this threadjack. Hi, Diss!

This hilarious threadjack is dedicated to you, the master jacker.

Red · #41 02-14-2006, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

That's terrible. *snicker*

It's so nice of you to bring joy to me on your birthday.

My dad makes fun of other people in public - but at the exact volume where everyone around will hear except the make-fun-ee. (person being made fun of).

I'm pretty sure Diss would heartily approve of this threadjack. Hi, Diss!

This hilarious threadjack is dedicated to you, the master jacker.

Exactly! Hi Diss!!

Come back!

SuzeQuze · #42 02-14-2006, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by LuckyCharms

Your mom wins! LOL!

Though I did get a good quote from my mom yesterday. I said "Who's the vice president mom?" she replied "How the hell should I know?" the kids yelled "Dick Chenney" then we all laughed except for mom!

What???

That's bloody scary! Especially since he's all over the news for shooting someone!

That's rich.

SuzeQuze · #43 02-14-2006, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Red

Crazy like a fox! She's levelled off a little, being Stevie's age and all. She no longer as verbally mental as she used to be, but you can tell she stilln thinks nasty thoughts. And she makes fun of stangers that she knows are within ear shot and the follows it up with "oh, they can't hear me." She is a truly lovely woman.

She reminds me of my friend's mom who, when he was 5, had him snuggled up on her lap in front of all of her friends and asked him if he wanted some white chocolate. She gave it to him and it was soap.

My mom really wasn't mean, she was always jumping all over my dad though for his meanness. I definitely heard the give you something to cry about line from him. I learned to be vewy vewy quiet.

jannieC · #44 02-14-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Okay - when I used to complain about something - my mom would start singing "Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on it's TRAGEDY!" and then laugh.
(you know, the BeeGees song?)

Jesus Amber- that is freaking hilarious. I'm going to use that on my step-son tonight. He won't get it, but who cares.

danax6 · #45 02-14-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

I think he's grown bored or annoyed with us. Either that or he wanted to see how long it would take someone to start a "Where's Diss?" thread.

That's exactly what I was thinking, followed by "Damn, someone caved!"