"Orange who?"

ReFleetwoodMac · #1 02-06-2006, 09:22 PM

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Why should we be glad now? I have never understood.

HomerMcvie · #2 02-06-2006, 09:24 PM

Dork. Orange you glad I didn't say d*mbass?

I kid. That's what I do.

sara1998 · #3 02-06-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I kid. That's what I do.

You're not doing a bad job.....

... and orange is a snack.....

HomerMcvie · #4 02-06-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sara1998

You're not doing a bad job.....

... and orange is a snack.....

Spanks. Spanks a lot.

Orange is a color, too!

LuckyCharms · #5 02-06-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ReFleetwoodMac

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Why should we be glad now? I have never understood.

I believe the repetition of the word "Banana" in this joke is intended to bring about intense rage directed at the fruit. This rage can only be relieved by none other than the word "Orange". For centuries the joke had no "Orange" punch line as it was a ploy of the monkeys to keep the delicious yellow crop all for themselves. Still to this day the true identity of the "Orange" bringer is unknown, and orange we glad for his genius.

snowman · #6 02-07-2006, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ReFleetwoodMac

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Why should we be glad now? I have never understood.

Am I missing something here? Because I think I left my trunk in Philadelphia.

paleshadow · #7 02-07-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Spanks. Spanks a lot.

Orange is a color, too!

But did you ever wonder what came first, the color or the fruit?

DavidMn · #8 02-07-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ReFleetwoodMac

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Why should we be glad now? I have never understood.

Do you prefer freshly squeezed or from concentrate?

HomerMcvie · #9 02-07-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by paleshadow

But did you ever wonder what came first, the color or the fruit?

Or the flavor?

I win!(oh wait, that's a different thread).

strandinthewind · #10 02-07-2006, 01:35 PM

Once LATE at night on a weekend (puff puff) I wrote the following:

Bananas ripen on the vine at night
in the morning you can eat them
put them in your cereal if you like
or peel and eat them then

all your life you've never eaten anything as good
such a spicy fruit flavor
would you have another with me together
would you like them fried

BANAAAAAAANNNAAAASSSSS

or something like that AND it was MF'ING hysterical at the time - so, yes, I am glad I said banana

LuckyCharms · #11 02-07-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Once LATE at night on a weekend (puff puff) I wrote the following:

Bananas ripen on the vine at night
in the morning you can eat them
put them in your cereal if you like
or peel and eat them then

all your life you've never eaten anything as good
such a spicy fruit flavor
would you have another with me together
would you like them fried

BANAAAAAAANNNAAAASSSSS

or something like that AND it was MF'ING hysterical at the time - so, yes, I am glad I said banana

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Chiquita Banana Girl! LOL!