Sinning

[David]

What's the most serious Commandment you ever broke?

Did you dishonor your father & mother? Did you covet your neighbor's wife or his mule? Did you murder? Did you not honor the Sabbath & keep it holy?

[amber]

I've been known to covet a mule or two in my time.

[DavidMn]

Oh I think lying would be one. I'm not gonna deny tat I've told aa few in my lifetime.

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by David

What's the most serious Commandment you ever broke?

Did you dishonor your father & mother? Did you covet your neighbor's wife or his mule? Did you murder? Did you not honor the Sabbath & keep it holy?

broke "Thou shalt not kill"...Couldnt resist it

I keep Sabbath holy as long as Ozzy isnt singing lead

[HomerMcvie]

Since Amber beat me to the mule coveting, I'll go with keeping the sabbath holy. I prefer mine beery.

[markolas]

I bow to idols twice a week.

[shackin'up]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

I keep Sabbath holy as long as Ozzy isnt singing lead

Me as long as he does!!!!

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by amber

I've been known to covet a mule or two in my time.

If that's anything to do with coveting thy neighbour's ass, I am guilty as charged, your honour

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

[GODDESS6]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

broke "Thou shalt not kill"...Couldnt resist it

I keep Sabbath holy as long as Ozzy isnt singing lead

i love this comment!!!~ i know i have brken some, coveting, little white lies & i'm sure there are more, i just can't think of what all the commandments are right now~

[sara1998]

1. You shall have no other Gods before me.

2. You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.

3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.

4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter nor your manservant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.

5. Honor your father and mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.

6. You shall not murder.

7. You shall not commit adultery.

8. You shall not steal.

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s."

[bretonbanquet]

I've blown all of those barring 6 & 7, do I win a prize?

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Originally Posted by sara1998

1. You shall have no other Gods before me.

2. You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.

3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.

4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter nor your manservant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.

5. Honor your father and mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.

6. You shall not murder.

7. You shall not commit adultery.

8. You shall not steal.

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s."

Those are the portestant 10 Commandments dear....

[SteveMacD]

I am the Lord Your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.

D'oh! I paid good money to be in the Egyptian House of Bondage!

You shall have no other gods beside Me. You shall not make for yourself any graven image, nor any manner of likeness, of any thing that is heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them, nor serve them, for I, the Lord Your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.

Kinda like Stevie Nicks...

You shall not take the name of the Lord Your God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that takes His name in vain.

Geez. SOMEBODY needs a sense of humor!

Remember the Sabbath, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work; but the seventh day is a Sabbath unto the Lord Your God, in it you shall not do any manner of work, you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your man-servant, nor your maid-servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger that is within your gates; for in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested on the seventh day. Wherefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day, and made it holy.

Define work? And, frankly, isn't having a man-servant and a maid-servant kind of unholy to begin with? In any event, I can assure you my maid-servant doesn't consider it work (although my man-servant says I need to go through rehab).

Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord God gives you.

Does that include adoptees, or children of felons, crackheads, hookers, and murderers?

You shall not murder.

Does war count? What about self-defense? C'mon, you're supposedly all knowing. There are some real assholes out there!

You shall not commit adultery.

What if you weren't an adult at the time???

You shall not steal.

Does finding something of value, but not returning it, count? What about knowingly buying something for what is obviously the wrong price?

You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

But, what if your neighbor is a real asshole who's broken most of the commandments? When opportunity knocks...

You shall not covet your neighbor's house, nor his wife, his man-servant, his maid-servant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is your neighbor's.

D'oh. My neighbor has such a hot man-servant. Actually, it's more like Puerto Rican boy servant...I've said too much...

So, what have we learned? Pedophiliac incest is okay by God!

[ragandbone]

Would crossing my fingers while renouncing Satan at a babtism count?
It isn't that I follow him/it...it's just that I don't believe in him/it.

[seeker007nmss]

I always wondered why it is "Do not covet thy neighbor's wife" is a sin, yet nothing is said about women. Does that mean the female can "covet, thy neighbor's husband?" and it is okay? If the bible is suppose to be taken literally, then women have free reign? Or does it (as I suspect) just point out the bible's sexist and patriarchal slant? Reason #353 why it isn't the path for me.