Perspectives: Ledgies that you like but are wary of ... - Page 5

amber · #61 01-12-2006, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

Who knows, maybe they make them as corsets.

Hot.

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dissention · #62 01-12-2006, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Hot.

Just the thought of Stevie putting a corset on makes me lose all control. I envision her having Karen stretch that sucker out as much as it possibly can stretch and then Stevie attempting to hop into it as delicately, and ladylike, as she can. Once she's finally secured into it after fifteen or twenty aborted attempts, she grabs ahold of the bathroom sink for dear life while Karen yanks those strings as tightly as she can. At first, it's too much of a job for one person, so she recruits Sharona to help her, and then, finally, Waddy. Once Stevie begins to have trouble breathing, she gives the thumbs up and they tie it up as fast as they can before she pops out like sausage being squeezed out of it's casing. She finds it difficult to bend, so her staff immediately rushes to remove all beverages and assorted fluids from the backstage area in order to prevent going through that all over again in case she must urinate.

amber · #63 01-12-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Just the thought of Stevie putting a corset on makes me lose all control. I envision her having Karen stretch that sucker out as much as it possibly can stretch and then Stevie attempting to hop into it as delicately, and ladylike, as she can. Once she's finally secured into it after fifteen or twenty aborted attempts, she grabs ahold of the bathroom sink for dear life while Karen yanks those strings as tightly as she can. At first, it's too much of a job for one person, so she recruits Sharona to help her, and then, finally, Waddy. Once Stevie begins to have trouble breathing, she gives the thumbs up and they tie it up as fast as they can before she pops out like sausage being squeezed out of it's casing. She finds it difficult to bend, so her staff immediately rushes to remove all beverages and assorted fluids from the backstage area in order to prevent going through that all over again in case she must urinate.

That was porn for people who like to make fun of Stevie. It's so well written and thought out. Did that scenario keep you amused on many a lonely night?

dissention · #64 01-12-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

That was porn for people who like to make fun of Stevie. It's so well written and thought out. Did that scenario keep you amused on many a lonely night?

Tonight is a lonely night and since I just came up with it off the top of my head, it kept me amused for the two minutes it took to type out.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #65 01-12-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Just the thought of Stevie putting a corset on makes me lose all control. I envision her having Karen stretch that sucker out as much as it possibly can stretch and then Stevie attempting to hop into it as delicately, and ladylike, as she can. Once she's finally secured into it after fifteen or twenty aborted attempts, she grabs ahold of the bathroom sink for dear life while Karen yanks those strings as tightly as she can. At first, it's too much of a job for one person, so she recruits Sharona to help her, and then, finally, Waddy. Once Stevie begins to have trouble breathing, she gives the thumbs up and they tie it up as fast as they can before she pops out like sausage being squeezed out of it's casing. She finds it difficult to bend, so her staff immediately rushes to remove all beverages and assorted fluids from the backstage area in order to prevent going through that all over again in case she must urinate.

That may be the longest response to the shortest answer...that I have EVER seen.

amber · #66 01-12-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Tonight is a lonely night and since I just came up with it off the top of my head, it kept me amused for the two minutes it took to type out.

And I was amused when I read it. You've made the world a better place tonight.

dissention · #67 01-12-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Brwn_eyes0511

That may be the longest response to the shortest answer...that I have EVER seen.

Shut up and be grateful that Christine never needed the Jaws of Life to remove her from her stage costumes after a show.

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Originally Posted by amber

And I was amused when I read it. You've made the world a better place tonight.

It's my first step towards total world domination.

And, for the record, I'm only joking, people. I'm not being serious, so don't get your knickers in a wedge.

Richard B · #68 01-12-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Just the thought of Stevie putting a corset on makes me lose all control. I envision her having Karen stretch that sucker out as much as it possibly can stretch and then Stevie attempting to hop into it as delicately, and ladylike, as she can. Once she's finally secured into it after fifteen or twenty aborted attempts, she grabs ahold of the bathroom sink for dear life while Karen yanks those strings as tightly as she can. At first, it's too much of a job for one person, so she recruits Sharona to help her, and then, finally, Waddy. Once Stevie begins to have trouble breathing, she gives the thumbs up and they tie it up as fast as they can before she pops out like sausage being squeezed out of it's casing. She finds it difficult to bend, so her staff immediately rushes to remove all beverages and assorted fluids from the backstage area in order to prevent going through that all over again in case she must urinate.

That was some funny ****.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #69 01-12-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Shut up and be grateful that Christine never needed the Jaws of Life to remove her from her stage costumes after a show.

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HomerMcvie · #70 01-13-2006, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Brwn_eyes0511

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I "think" it was meant as a compliment.

Good ole Distension's pretty good at throwing rocks at ole what's her name!

Brwn_eyes0511 · #71 01-13-2006, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I "think" it was meant as a compliment.

Good ole Distension's pretty good at throwing rocks at ole what's her name!

I suppose it was...

I think I just read the "shut up" part...and felt bad.

And, yes...he is quite good at throwing rocks at ms. nicks!

Wild_Heart03 · #72 01-13-2006, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

this thread reminds me of the little notebooks that we used to pass around in school. each page had a person's name at the top and you write one good thing and one bad thing about them...needless to say, it quickly became outlawed by the administration, but it's always interesting to see what people generally said about you...comments about me were always the same

Just had to mention.... this totally reminds me of the Burn Book in "Mean Girls". I mean, without the comments about fugly sluts and such.

sara1998 · #73 01-13-2006, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

And, for the record, I'm only joking, people. I'm not being serious, so don't get your knickers in a wedge.

You son-of-a-bitch.......

irishgrl · #74 01-13-2006, 11:17 AM

I like the "distention" part.

Good work Homey!

SuzeQuze · #75 01-13-2006, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

I never make any lists either...I guess that's not necessarily a bad thing, maybe I fly under the radar or most people like and/or don't even know me...who knows

this thread reminds me of the little notebooks that we used to pass around in school. each page had a person's name at the top and you write one good thing and one bad thing about them...needless to say, it quickly became outlawed by the administration, but it's always interesting to see what people generally said about you...comments about me were always the same

You would be #1 on the list of prettiest boys on The Ledge.