It takes an Italian Man....(short joke)

[amber]

Subject: It takes an Italian Man

It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman.On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a Severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.....If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...one button at a time...No one moves... He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his
chest ..She gasps......He
whispers ...... "Iron this, and get me something to eat...

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by amber

Subject: It takes an Italian Man

It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman.On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a Severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.....If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...one button at a time...No one moves... He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his
chest ..She gasps......He
whispers ...... "Iron this, and get me something to eat...

He forgot to add, "but you'll never live up to my mother."

[amber]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

He forgot to add, "but you'll never live up to my mother."

I thought the same thing....

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by amber

Subject: It takes an Italian Man

It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman.On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a Severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.....If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...one button at a time...No one moves... He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his
chest ..She gasps......He
whispers ...... "Iron this, and get me something to eat...

Hooah I needed that laugh...

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by amber

I thought the same thing....

Great minds, man. I saw this whole documentary on Italian "boys", actually adult men, still living at home and having their Mommy taking care of everything for them and having absolutely no qualms about it! Boy, that type would sure be a great catch!

[amber]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Great minds, man. I saw this whole documentary on Italian "boys", actually adult men, still living at home and having their Mommy taking care of everything for them and having absolutely no qualms about it! Boy, that type would sure be a great catch!

Wow, there's a whole documentary about it? Figures. My mom says her brother was blatantly favored. Italian moms treat their boys like kings, it's sickening. Heck, I probably wouldn't want to move out either.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by amber

Wow, there's a whole documentary about it? Figures. My mom says her brother was blatantly favored. Italian moms treat their boys like kings, it's sickening. Heck, I probably wouldn't want to move out either.

It may have been a Dateline or something.

Make sure you're sitting down for this one, my ex's Dad, when he was a kid, his sister used to iron his money before he went out on a date. She worshipped him. No, I'm not kidding!

[amber]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

It may have been a Dateline or something.

Make sure you're sitting down for this one, my ex's Dad, when he was a kid, his sister used to iron his money before he went out on a date. She worshipped him. No, I'm not kidding!

gross.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by amber

gross.

Totally. I'm not sure why she would even admit to doing that. She kind of got the short end of the stick in the looks department too so I'm sure she was shy and a homebody. Maybe she was living vicariously since he had those movie star good looks and charm. I don't know! She adored him though.