Things you can't believe someone said out loud to you

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Originally Posted by amber

Omigod, you're killing me! See, most other people would think that what the guy said was "so sweet" and that obviously this guy was "kind and giving". But I, like you, would be at least mildly repulsed and frightened by that. Must be the aquarian in me.
Oh, and...I would still feel really bad if the person got fired. Life is hard, here. In some kind of fantasy world, I'd just want her to have a pic of me with the caption "don't be rude to this girl, or else we will fire you!" Besides, one time she was nice. We also have to acknowledge the fact that I shouldn't be eating at Jack in the Box that much anyway...

Hey, I'm an Aquarian too!

Well then you're going to looooove this:
I had this boyfriend who was kind of a pussy and we were cuddling on the couch with him behind me, my back against his chest. He puts his arms around me, hands on my stomache and says....get this...."I can't wait until you're pregnant with my child".

UGH!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! The relationship ended shortly thereafter.