Things you can't believe someone said out loud to you

[amber]

Today I heard, while riding my bike to work. At a good clip.

"Whoa, look at the booty on that bike! You got a big ol' booty! I wish my face was that bike!"

Yeah. All that in the four or so seconds it took me to ride by. Isn't that lovely? P.S., I only wear a 10, and without extra weight I'm still just an 8. So, how can you tell a booty on a bike anyways?
Who's parents teach them this is cool? It's all very mysterious. It's also not an isolated incident.

[amber]

Originally Posted by trackaghost

Well in a way it's also a compliment Amber
You should and gone and whacked him with your bicycle helmet.

I don't wear one. Maybe if I did, it would help offset my apparently large and noticeable "booty".

[BTFLCHLD]

i for one can definitely "tell" a booty on a bike...
love it when the boy cyclists race by

[amber]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

i for one can definitely "tell" a booty on a bike...
love it when the boy cyclists race by

And I love your sig.

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by amber

And I love your sig.

isnt she hot...wish she was on the tele more...
or we had some more US dates [pout]

thanks!

[BombaySapphire3]

I was going out with an Asian guy last summer and showed a woman I work with who also happened to be Asian his picture she looked at the picture and quipped "He's cute but I bet he's got a small dick"!

[amber]

Originally Posted by BombaySapphire3

I was going out with an Asian guy last summer and showed a woman I work with who also happened to be Asian his picture she looked at the picture and quipped "He's cute but I bet he's got a small dick"!

Oh, man.

[mylittledemon]

I am very fair skinned and a friend once said, admist a pool-party of about 30 people..."damn Ponyboy look how white your skin is! Your d*#k must be pink!"

[snowman]

I knew eventually this site would get into pornography..

[amber]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

I am very fair skinned and a friend once said, admist a pool-party of about 30 people..."damn Ponyboy look how white your skin is! Your d*#k must be pink!"

that qualifies. At least the person wasn't a random stranger, though.

[rhiannon948]

Originally Posted by amber

"Whoa, look at the booty on that bike! You got a big ol' booty! I wish my face was that bike!"

i had a similar situation happen at a club...i was with my friend who has a very nice chestal area and some guy yelled, "oooh, look who brought the titties!!!!"

at least that person was probably drunk, i don't know what excuse your guy has!!

[WildInTheWind]

Well no one said this to me, but I couldn't believe that my child said this out loud to someone! When she was about.....1 1/2 we were swimming at the YMCA. THere was a rather large, ok completely obese woman in the pool, also. We swam by her and Olivia's eyes got big, she pointed her finger at her (we were RIGHT next to the woman) and said "huuuge" I was mortified. Just a couple of months ago we walked by a woman who was aslo very large and Olivia said (an pointed) "looks she's got a baby in her tummy" Once again .

[Sugar]

I was doing some community theatre and the wife of the owner of my company told me that she would come and see me act when I was in a real play.

[mylittledemon]

Originally Posted by Sugar

I was doing some community theatre and the wife of the owner of my company told me that she would come and see me act when I was in a real play.

yikes! I would have urinated all over that woman's shoes.

[SteveMacD]

When I was eleven or so, a black kid in Cincinnati called me "pink boy."