Lucid Dreaming

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

EXACTLY

I love her

I am soooo using that for my avatar - thanks for turning me on.

I think your signature would be a better place - you know, to get the full effect.

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

I think your signature would be a better place - you know, to get the full effect.

And maybe btflchld will animate your LEFT hand for you this time...

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

And maybe btflchld will animate your LEFT hand for you this time...

LMAO - it is in the avatar for now - I may move it later

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

EXACTLY

I love her

I am soooo using that for my avatar - thanks for turning me on.

Am I the Julia to your Suzanne?

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

LMAO - it is in the avatar for now - I may move it later

You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Am I the Julia to your Suzanne?

Yes!!!!!

Goldie is the lovely Charlene. Sparky in Anthony. Who is Mary Joe

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now.

I soooooooo owe you one

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by dissention

Am I the Julia to your Suzanne?

YES:





Just kidding: Choose your own here: http://www.topthat.net/DWT/index2.html

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Yes!!!!!

Goldie is the lovely Charlene. Sparky in Anthony. Who is Mary Joe

I'm Bernice, or I'm "borrowing" your gun.

*singing*"BLACK MAN!!!!! BLACK MAN!!!!!"*singing*

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

YES:





Just kidding: Choose your own here: http://www.topthat.net/DWT/index2.html

You know, I'm sorry but I don't think we like your tone of voice. Who do you think you're talkin' to? For your information, we are the Sugarbaker sisters of Atlanta. We had people living here long before it burned. Our great-great grandfather was Robert E. Lee's roommate in college. Our other grandfather helped write the Georgia Constitution. I myself have stood in the rose garden with Jimmy Carter. So even if we do, on this particular day, happen to have our head temporarily stuck in a fence, we are not going to take any crap off some two-bit, low-level bureaucratic usherette.

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SUZANNE: I think these pantyhose are too dark for this dress.

JULIA: Oh, my goodness. Suzanne, do something. That could be embarrassing. I mean, in 45 minutes when the finest people in Georgia are gathered here before me, I wouldn't want anyone to say, "Did you see that woman with her head stuck in the staircase? Yes. That woman the Governor just stepped over? Don't you think her pantyhose are a little dark for her dress?"

SUZANNE: Now, listen, I have a lighter pair right here.

JULIA: Suzanne, of all the experiences I would like to avoid, I believe having my pantyhose changed in the front hallway of the Governor's Mansion would rank right up there.

SUZANNE: Well, just excuse me for livin'. It wasn't something I was going to particularly enjoy myself, anyway.

The firt one is sooooooo me - - and I think the second one sums us up pretty well

[dissention]

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

I'm Bernice, or I'm "borrowing" your gun.

*singing*"BLACK MAN!!!!! BLACK MAN!!!!!"*singing*

I can't breathe.

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by dissention

I can't breathe.

... me ... ... either ...

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

You know, I'm sorry but I don't think we like your tone of voice. Who do you think you're talkin' to? For your information, we are the Sugarbaker sisters of Atlanta. We had people living here long before it burned. Our great-great grandfather was Robert E. Lee's roommate in college. Our other grandfather helped write the Georgia Constitution. I myself have stood in the rose garden with Jimmy Carter. So even if we do, on this particular day, happen to have our head temporarily stuck in a fence, we are not going to take any crap off some two-bit, low-level bureaucratic usherette.

__________________________________________________________

SUZANNE: I think these pantyhose are too dark for this dress.

JULIA: Oh, my goodness. Suzanne, do something. That could be embarrassing. I mean, in 45 minutes when the finest people in Georgia are gathered here before me, I wouldn't want anyone to say, "Did you see that woman with her head stuck in the staircase? Yes. That woman the Governor just stepped over? Don't you think her pantyhose are a little dark for her dress?"

SUZANNE: Now, listen, I have a lighter pair right here.

JULIA: Suzanne, of all the experiences I would like to avoid, I believe having my pantyhose changed in the front hallway of the Governor's Mansion would rank right up there.

SUZANNE: Well, just excuse me for livin'. It wasn't something I was going to particularly enjoy myself, anyway.

The firt one is sooooooo me - - and I think the second one sums us up pretty well

Or:

I do not think everyone in America is ignorant! Far from it!! But we are today, probably, the most uneducated, under read, and illiterate nation in the western hemisphere. Which makes it all the more puzzling to me why the biggest question on your small mind is whether or not little Johnny is gonna recite the Pledge of Allegiance every morning! I'll tell you something else, Mr. Brickett. I have had it up to here with you and your phony issues and your Yanky Doodle yakking! If you like reciting the Pledge of Allegiance everyday then I think you should do it! In the car! In the shower! Wherever the mood strikes you! But don't try to tell me when or where I have to say or do or salute anything, because I am an American too, and that is what being an American is all about! And another thing.........I am sick and tired of being made to feel that if I am not a member of a little family with 2.4 children who goes just to Jerry Fallwell's church and puts their hands over their hearts every morning that I am unreligious, unpatriotic, and un-American!! Because I've got news for you, Mr. Brickett. All liberals are not kooks.

Sounds like me.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

I'm Bernice, or I'm "borrowing" your gun.

*singing*"BLACK MAN!!!!! BLACK MAN!!!!!"*singing*

I LOVE THAT

I love that show.

Here are some of my fav.'s:

SUZANNE: Oh, oh!! I've got one..........this just makes me furious!! Y'know.......when men......use Women's Liberation as an excuse not to kill bugs for you........oh, I just hate that!!! I don't care what anybody says, I think the man should have to kill the bug!!

JULIA: I don't think I can add anything to that..........

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JULIA: Something wrong, Suzanne?

SUZANNE: Yes, something is wrong. I'm driving down the street this morning, the sun is shining, I'm young, I'm beautiful. I look in the rearview mirror and what do I see? There is a hair growing out of my chin. I mean, have you ever in all your life? I simply could not believe my eyes. Here I am, hardly 30 years old, and there's this hair sticking out right here. It's unbelievable. Obviously, I'm being punished for some heinous sin, like telling Kyle Westheimer's parents that he is, in fact, a bisexual. But all I know is, whatever it is, I did not merit this.

MARY JO: You told some guy's parents that he's a bisexual?

SUZANNE: That's right. I always tell the parents. And I'm not sorry either. I don't believe in bisexuals. I figure the rest of us have to choose, so why shouldn't they?
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REGGIE MAC: I've gotta go to Mr. Fladbeau's office and ask if I can take my break now.

JULIA: Can't you just take it?

REGGIE MAC: Well, I only get one a week.

SUZANNE: Don't worry about Mr. Fladbeau, I'll take care of that. You're not leaving this room.

SUZANNE: Mr. Fladbeau! This is Suzanne Sugarbaker! Reggie Mac is taking his break now, thank you!!
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and the one where she thinks Mrs. Philpott is a bad woman named ROBERTA

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Or:

I do not think everyone in America is ignorant! Far from it!! But we are today, probably, the most uneducated, under read, and illiterate nation in the western hemisphere. Which makes it all the more puzzling to me why the biggest question on your small mind is whether or not little Johnny is gonna recite the Pledge of Allegiance every morning! I'll tell you something else, Mr. Brickett. I have had it up to here with you and your phony issues and your Yanky Doodle yakking! If you like reciting the Pledge of Allegiance everyday then I think you should do it! In the car! In the shower! Wherever the mood strikes you! But don't try to tell me when or where I have to say or do or salute anything, because I am an American too, and that is what being an American is all about! And another thing.........I am sick and tired of being made to feel that if I am not a member of a little family with 2.4 children who goes just to Jerry Fallwell's church and puts their hands over their hearts every morning that I am unreligious, unpatriotic, and un-American!! Because I've got news for you, Mr. Brickett. All liberals are not kooks.

Sounds like me.

I LOVE that one - I had part of it as my sig here around the time of the election