What's Your Southern Sign?

[golddustwoman77]

I thought this was kinda cute. I'm a Butter Bean, and what it says is pretty true about me. Interesting.


WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?



Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that

read them. If they are to ever fully understand all the star signs and

the people they represent, they need symbols that all true Southerners

understand:





OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the

inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back

over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do

something good each day if you try.





CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A

Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and

has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful, they may

surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are! best with

Catfish and Okra.




BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity.

You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to

bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are
very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay

busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to

marry you, so don't worry about it.




MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of

time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance
of

Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry
anybody

who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be

easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year
to think about aerobics. Maybe not.




POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties,

possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a

don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn,
people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not
psychologically healthy but seems to work for you! You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You're a night person and mind your own business.




CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an

office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the

beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to

the living room You tend not to be particularly attractive physically,

but you have very, very good heads.





COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication.

They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence
with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life
goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.




CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of
the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You
>
Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and
play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear
surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay
away from Moon Pies.



GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like

yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits.

You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a

club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon,

butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they
have all these things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart.





BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help

your fellow man Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends

and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and

their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much

softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you

want to because in a certain way, yours is a! charmed life. On the road

of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for

you.





BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party

because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter

Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel
at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However,

you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.




ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough

exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good

evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and

insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's
fashions

and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're

almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You
probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibilities.

[mylittledemon]

Haha! I'm "Grits"....which I hate...but the description is pretty close.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of
the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You
>
Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and
play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear
surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay
away from Moon Pies.

I'm catfish. I guess it describes me pretty well. I'm a much liked individual...at least outside of the ledge!

[UnwindedDreams]

...

[Karlie]

Woohoo! I'm a possum!

[Stephanie]

pretty true

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help

your fellow man Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends

and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and

their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much

softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you

want to because in a certain way, yours is a! charmed life. On the road

of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for

you.

[dissention]

I am...

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

[wondergirl9847]

Originally Posted by Karlie

Woohoo! I'm a possum!

Me too...and yep, it pretty much fits.

[WelshWitchPMD]

Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

Me too...and yep, it pretty much fits.

Yeah me too.

[Serrart]

I love to be a vegetable :
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication.

They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence
with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life
goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.

Romy

[ontheEdgeof17]

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the
beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to
the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically,
but you have very, very good heads.


That's not me at all.

[Richard B]

Okra!? How funny. I always make jokes about Okra...with a heavy southern accent or is it Texan accent? Now I know why I do this. Oh joy, I'm Okra.

[DavidMn]

Moon pie here. Big and round!!

[dissention]

C'mon, isn't anyone else a BOLL WEEVIL?

[ryan8472]

I'm a collard. I would make a good social worker/baseball manager.