Hilarious random text generator thingy

[SortaSavageLike]

I've got no idea how this thing works, but the results are frequently hilarious. I entered my old review of Tusk, and after a few hits on the "da" button, got this:
http://dadadodo.laconic.co.nz/

So I keep revisiting it's Fun at The first time, and the The one of The songs on the two minutes in your drummer's penis.

But Lindsey Buckingham (Packaging what makes you Buckingham Ouch)!

In the former frontman Makes an irresistible grasp overcame Me and yes, this single disc TUSK, is pretty much mid tempo.

Cathartic?

The album. Enter Lindsey's grave: many of which are inherently impossible, and Another laid back: in they your search of Lindsey's what to Stevie Nicks Tambourine, Peter Green the flow with lyrics are inherently impossible, and yes, this is available on that hoarse Cry of the late until About an album: with heavier, crunchier sounding bass; Christine decided to in your corn flakes again!

It's been cut edited, badly, cut pretty much mid tempo. But at the rest overall sequencing of the top of love has been ve probably remember Rhiannon, that Funny, Buckingham, Oh mirror in tone to is that's just thinking about. Give Christine s still quite rock music of The Ledge Buckingham, Blam Blam! This song.

[ThePenguin]

This reminds me of when you try to translate something at dictionary.com, this is the type of thing it spits out LOL.

-Lis

[Jyqm]

Originally Posted by SortaSavageLike

http://dadadodo.laconic.co.nz/

This is wonderful, I'm very intrigued by the idea of this. I took the first few paragraphs of the "Proteus" chapter of Ulysses and came up with this on the second try:

A cliff that if I hear walking through my eyes.

And to read, seaspawn and that is the nacheinander. Limits of his boots crush, crackling wrack and a very short space. My eyes: to hear his boots eyes; to read, seaspawn and a millionaire (maestro di color che sanno; Won't you can put your eyes to read hear: his eyes to read seaspawn and shells). Crush crackling wrack and that if no, more, you I open and that is the mare? Crush crackling wrack and a stride at my ash sword hangs at least that if I am here to hear.

Rhythm begins, you can put your eyes to read, seaspawn and a gate, if you are can put your eyes. Has all things the dark; adiaphane. One moment: ineluctably! No.

Which will probably only be hilarious to David.

[Jyqm]

This one is just perfect:

To be or to be or To die, to dream. The respect that is heir to die, to be sleep To die, To be, Or to, sleep, To Be, or to Be, That sleep!

To, sleep!

Soft you now! The rub. Ay, there's the question.

To die, to die, to sleep to sleep of troubles, And thus The oppressor's wrong, the native hue of outrageous fortune or to be that the arrows of something after death, The proud man's pale cast of us pause.

To be wish'd. The rub.

Thus the question.

[SortaSavageLike]

Hey guys, I finally found the lyrics for the 16-minute version of Sara! (okay, you'd probably have to sing it Ledge-style...)

And now it's gone They say It doesn't matter anymore When you never really died never told me And he was just like a minute baby. And The sea of love you speak a heartbeat And I'm there, Ask me And never really died Never stop But now it's gone it never change, Never told me awhile Said, you'd give me bout the wings of love Where everyone would you swallow all the laces Said, you'd give me bout The laces Said you'd give me home And now it's gone They say It never stop But now it's gone They say it Never change, Never stop But you speak a heartbeat and now it's gone They say it doesn't matter what for when you never change, Never change, never stop But now it's gone They say it doesn't matter what for But you swallow Never stop But now it's gone They say It never stop But now it's gone They say It Never stop But now it's gone It doesn't matter what for But now it's gone They say it Never change, Never really change, Never told me awhile Said, you'd give me light But you build your house Then, call me awhile Said, you'd give me home And bout the wings of a minute baby.

And the laces Said, you'd give me home And I'm there, Ask me and it doesn't matter anymore When you ever stop But now it's gone it doesn't matter what for But you speak a storm I think I care In the laces poet in my match he was just like a great dark wing Within the poet in the fire Drowning in the laces Said, you'd give me awhile Said, you'd give me bout the sea of love a minute baby There's a minute great dark wing Within the night is coming and he was just like a storm I think I had met my heart never stop But now it's gone It doesn't matter what for But now it's gone it never really died never told me And bout the night is coming And I'm there Ask me light But you build your house Then, call me awhile Said you'd give me and undoing The poet in The starling flew for But now you never stop But now it's gone It doesn't matter what for When you never stop But now it's gone it doesn't matter what for when you Never told me home And I'm there Ask me light But now it's gone it doesn't matter what for But now it's gone It never really died never told me home Hold on the starling flew for When you now it's gone They say it doesn't matter what for But you swallow all is coming and It doesn't matter what for But now it's gone it doesn't matter what for But now it's gone it never told me home and now it's gone They say it doesn't matter Never change (never really died never change Never change Never change Never really died Never really died Never stop really died never change never told me And the laces Said you'd give me awhile Said you'd give me home Hold on the laces Said you'd give me bout the night is coming and It never really died Never change Never change never stop But now it's gone It He was just like a heartbeat And undoing).

And it doesn't matter anymore when you build your house Well, then call me home And it never told stop But you never told me light But now it's gone it doesn't matter what for When you speak a minute baby There's a storm I had met my match he now it's gone It doesn't matter anymore When you Never told me home with me home and now it's gone It doesn't matter anymore what for But you swallow Never really died never change, Never change, Never told me and it Never told me awhile Said, you'd give me home Hold on The poet In the sea of a heartbeat And the wings of a heartbeat And the poet sea poet in the laces Said you'd give me home and Undoing The sea of a minute baby.

Wait a minute storm I care in The laces Said (you'd give me bout the laces Said you'd give me awhile Said you'd give me awhile Said you'd give me light But now it's gone it doesn't matter what for But you build your house then call me And awhile Said you'd give me awhile Said you'd give me light But now it's gone it doesn't matter anymore When you Never change never change never really died never doesn't matter what for But now it's gone it doesn't matter what for when you build your house Well Then call me home And I'm there Ask me bout the starling flew for But now it's gone it never stop But you ever stop But you ever stop But now it's gone It never change never really died Never change never stop But now it's gone They say it Never told me awhile home and undoing).

Wait a minute baby There's a minute baby There's a great dark wing Within the laces Said (you'd give me light But now it's gone It doesn't matter what for But now it's gone It he was to drown But you ever stop But now it's gone it doesn't matter what for When you build your house then call me and Undoing The starling flew for But you never stop But now it's gone They say It doesn't matter what anymore When you build your house then call me awhile Said you'd give me awhile Said you'd give me awhile Said you'd give me awhile Said you'd give me bout the wings of a minute baby; There's a storm I care In my heart never stop But you swallow all the sea of a storm I care in my match He was just like a storm I think I think I care minute baby There's a minute baby There's a storm I had met my match He was to drown But now it's gone They say it Never really died never change never change never change never stop change never really died never stop told change never told me light But now it's gone it Never really died never really died never stop change told me light But now it's gone it doesn't matter anymore when you ever stop But now it's gone They say It doesn't matter what for when you build your house Then call me and now it's gone it Never really died Never change Never really died Never stop But now it's gone It doesn't matter anymore When you ever stop But you build your house Well Then call me home and It never told me awhile Said you'd give me home And It doesn't matter what for But you speak a minute baby: There's a great minute storm I your house Then call me awhile home with me home and undoing).

And Undoing the sea of love to drown But you now it's gone It doesn't matter anymore When you speak a great dark wing Within the poet night is laces Said you'd give me awhile Said you'd give me home Sara baby There's a heartbeat And undoing; the fire Drowning in my heart never told me home Sara, you're the night is coming And He was to drown But now it's gone it doesn't matter what for when you swallow all the sea of a storm I care In the sea of a minute baby; There's a heartbeat And he I'm there, Ask me home Hold on the sea of a great dark wing Within the laces Said, you'd give me home And I'm there, undoing The starling flew for But you ever stop But now it's gone They say it doesn't matter anymore when you Never when you Never stop But now it's gone It doesn't matter what for But you build your house Then, call me And the night is coming And I'm there, Ask me home and the fire Drowning in my heart Never told me And the laces Said, you'd give me bout the night is coming And now it's gone They say it doesn't never stop But now it's gone It never told me awhile Said, you'd give me home Hold on the sea of love to drown But you swallow all the fire Drowning in the fire Drowning in the sea of a minute baby There's a great dark wing Within the night is coming and He it Never told me awhile Said you'd give me bout the sea of love Where everyone would you build your house then, call me bout the laces Said, you'd give me And undoing the laces Said you'd give me And the poet in The fire Drowning in the poet wings of a heartbeat And Undoing; I'm there, Ask me And undoing the night is coming and I'm there Ask me And now it's gone It doesn't matter what for But you build your house Then call me home and undoing.

Wait a great dark wing Within The poet night is coming and now it's gone it doesn't matter anymore what for But you speak a heartbeat and I'm there, Ask anywhere, anywhere anywhere, anywhere anywhere, anywhere (anywhere, anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere stay with me awhile Said you'd give me and he Was to drown But now it's gone They say it doesn't matter anymore When you speak a heartbeat and the poet in my match he Was just like a storm I had met my heart never change never told me and It doesn't matter what for When you now it's gone it never change Never told me awhile Said you'd give me awhile Said you'd give me light But now it's gone it Never told me home and He Was just like a minute baby).

And awhile Said you'd give me light But now it's gone They say It Never told me bout the poet laces sea of a minute baby.

[Jyqm]

Can you tell I'm having far too much fun with this?

In went the entire text of Heart of Darkness. Out came:

We stopped too I was a charm a torn out disgust, simply because I am as well as if nature of trees I kept the other feeling came upon my finger oh, she would expect?

He had died. Odd thing in the sick man!

They would say the wind. Ugly: enough about to measure the thick fog, very there. To and took him down the soles were travelling in the long. Next morning; I only here yesterday. He had taken him searchingly. He declared he did not afraid I have made me too: much as much the foreign shores, in the middle secret of it easier to feel very uneasy. And said, I man, who may it were turning up: down hovel, with a chair a spell rolling under your gain I said, the left him there, you?

[Jyqm]

Still having too much fun:

Don't you say.

Come in out of the lady's feeling Just the whole thing's phoney.

Come in out of the northern star And the lady's feeling just a feeling. And your soul Bella donna. You can ride high atop your pony I never scare me Bella donna: donna.

My soul. You won't fall.

You are in out of the moon that she loved And the northern star And the whole thing's phoney.

I know won't fall.

You say?