If You Were On Dr. Phil..... - Page 3

skcin · #31 10-20-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gldstwmn

My father actually taught me how to sew. Ponder that one for a minute.

My father-in-law has done all of the cooking, including holiday feasts, since he's been with his wife. Can't say he sews, though.

sparky · #32 10-20-2005, 05:07 PM

I don't know what my problem would be. However, I know his solution would include one of, if not ALL of the following :

"Get with the program!"

"Be a man, Sparky!"

"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!"

"Wake up and smell the coffee!"

"Take care of business!"

etc, etc.....

Karlie · #33 10-20-2005, 05:15 PM

My problem: I procrastinate way too much.

danax6 · #34 10-20-2005, 05:26 PM

I read he was going to be on Desperate Housewives. That would be my problem right there.

jannieC · #35 10-20-2005, 05:27 PM

Mine's not a problem, but a good thing.

My husband's ex (the mother of his son) and I are really good friends now. We think we could write a book on getting along with your spouses ex. We used to really hate each other, but decided that it was best for my step-son for us to get along, now we genuinely like each other.

Okay, back to all your cool and funny posts.....

strandinthewind · #36 10-20-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by gldstwmn

My father actually taught me how to sew. Ponder that one for a minute.

LOL - I soooooo do not see you as a seamstress

xxxmx · #37 10-20-2005, 06:04 PM

dr. phil would be telling me that it is wrong to judge others. what the eff ever. i'm happy this way.

DavidMn · #38 10-20-2005, 07:12 PM

Well for me it would be my depression. I've had it for over 15 years. Kinda boring huh?

bikerchic · #39 10-21-2005, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DavidMn

Well for me it would be my depression. I've had it for over 15 years. Kinda boring huh?

You're not depressed, you're just bored. That's what I've been told

SuzeQuze · #40 10-21-2005, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by bikerchic

You're not depressed, you're just bored. That's what I've been told

I hope not by a doctor. Actually novelty does help with it! I just read that somewhere. But life tends to require routine and I hate it.

I think every one of us has something we could teach Dr. Phil!

bikerchic · #41 10-21-2005, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I hope not by a doctor.

No, by some friends and family.

SuzeQuze · #42 10-21-2005, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bikerchic

No, by some friends and family.

Weird. If you do think you are then talk to your doctor. Most people don't know anything about it unfortunately.

SteveMacD · #43 10-21-2005, 07:27 PM

I'd ask him to help break my addiction to daytime television.

lbelle1214 · #44 10-22-2005, 11:19 PM

Not serious, but ongoing fascination....dancing on a crowded dance floor next to my ex while hiding a small syringe of anectine in my pocket, then (oh, my!) accidentally bumping into him and injecting him with an almost lethal dose while crying "Somebody help...call 911" all the while his eyes opened wide, unable to breathe...making him listen to all the things I've been holding back for years...watching him suffer, knowing that he hears me....Just joking, guys!

Seriously....getting my ex-husband on there to have the good ole doc confront him about not paying his child support for 12 years.....and how sweet, forgiving me was fool enough to sign a release to forgive the debt after both the kids turned 21. (Ex #2...by my choice)

Jessica Leigh · #45 10-23-2005, 02:21 PM

peterpan syndrome...

my mom's been accusing me of this and trying to get me to grow up for quite a while now... but hey, she never let me be a kid when i was little, so i'm making up for lost time now that i'm an adult and out of her house and making my own decisions.

i'd be like "but dr. phil, i LIKE playing with legos!!"