New Orleans Beating

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Damn, but I've gotta do some work right now! Thanks for the tip.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"Going gray is like ejaculation. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock."

"I know this is the point where I'm supposed to say that it was nice just to be able to raise money for charity, and while that is certainly true, it was also great to win. Shallow, I know, but there it is. Coming down off the "Jeopardy!" high is hard. For days afterward I'd find myself telling random strangers I'd won "Jeopardy!" "Why don't you print it on your business card?" one friend joked, but the truth is I'd already considered it."

and

"Doctors will tell you that nibbling nails is a sign of anxiety and insecurity, a nasty habit that can lead to infection. I'm sure they're right. There are certainly plenty of less painful ways to deal with stress, but really, how many times a day can you masturbate?"

I especially identified with the nail-biting article because I bite my nails incessantly. It's a disgusting habit, but I can't help it.