Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Expecting Baby - Page 2

strandinthewind · #16 10-05-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DavidMn

the REAL question here is who did the tickling.........

You assume it was an animate object as opposed to a machine.

dissention · #17 10-05-2005, 03:58 PM

Awwww. I hope that poor girl doesn't get postpartum depression.

DavidMn · #18 10-05-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

You assume it was an animate object as opposed to a machine.

You got it..

Nixxxed · #19 10-05-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

You assume it was an animate object as opposed to a machine.

Rob Thomas provided the sperm.

I'll let you guys run with the scenario of how it got into Katie.

DavidMn · #20 10-05-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Nixxxed

Rob Thomas provided the sperm.

I'll let you guys run with the scenario of how it got into Katie.

Boy, there's a weird 3-way.......

gldstwmn · #21 10-05-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

Evidently Scientologists have no issues with bastard children.

I know! They aren't even married yet. I am really surprised by this.

dissention · #22 10-05-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Nixxxed

Rob Thomas provided the sperm.

I'll let you guys run with the scenario of how it got into Katie.

Tommy shoots blanks by all accounts, so either this is total bull**** and they'll announce a miscarriage in three months, or the Virgin Mary is making her comeback.

strandinthewind · #23 10-05-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DavidMn

You got it..

Of course, it could be a hand held device, which would ostensibly require another human to operate, esp. if he was copulating with Holmes at the time. Otherwise and depending on the size and adequacy of the handle, he could operate it himself and then fill the turkey baster.

sparky · #24 10-05-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Maybe Tommy Boy found a way to tickle his prostate to the point of being so excited he could produce active sperm.

3 guesses as to how THAT happened.

ontheEdgeof17 · #25 10-05-2005, 04:05 PM

I think she accidently slipped and fell in it after Rob and Tom were finished. It's very hard to clean it up from the kitchen floor.

DavidMn · #26 10-05-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Of course, it could be a hand held device, which would ostensibly require another human to operate, esp. if he was copulating with Holmes at the time. Otherwise and depending on the size and adequacy of the handle, he could operate it himself and then fill the turkey baster.

Hide the children....

gldstwmn · #27 10-05-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Tommy shoots blanks by all accounts, so either this is total bull**** and they'll announce a miscarriage in three months, or the Virgin Mary is making her comeback.

Don't you think they would milk the publicity of a big wedding first?