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![]() That is exactly what I would like to know!?! We are just the "helpless fools" playing our on little game and then we find out we were doing it wrong! How embarrassing!?! ![]()
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How are suppose to know we did it wrong when we had fun anyway? "That tool isn't for pounding nails! it's for adjusting the valve! Yeah, but look at the bookshelf we made with it!" ![]()
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Up, is where I want to be, moaned the lonesome mermaid, as she stared from the bottom of the sea.
Can anyone break this spell, and bring me back to what I used to be? Oh how I miss the days when I was....
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......oh, and how she was the dandiest flat iron truck there ever was. "Ahh," she sighed remembering the time when the sky glowed bright with an errie green hue and all the machines went mad and tried to take over the world. Then suddenly a giant hook gouged her fin and she was dragged up to the surface. She was surprized to find that the fisherman was none other than the infamouse magical fairy creature.....
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Stevie Nicks. And who would have guessed that Stevie enjoyed fishing the way that she did? She sat on the shore complete with a leather and lace covered tackle box, and chiffon lures. As Stevie brought the mermaid to the surface...
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....she said "B**chin! I cought me a big one!"
The mermaid clapped her hands giddily. "You're the magical Stevie Nicks! Will you grant me a wish fair lady?" Stevie sneered "I'm not a witch! Get a life!" she then tossed the mermaid back into the deep blue. "Steady as she goes Mr. Buckingham!" she ordered. "There be a storm brewing Captain Nicks!" Lindsey dramaticly pointed to the sky wearing a fetching pirate get up. Bare chest exposed, his lucious curly locks blew about in the salty sea wind. "No storm will spoil the Great Stevie Nick's fishing trip!" she paused to twirl on the deck. "Now set sail or else I'll take you to the brig and.... |
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make your curly locks straight. And with that, the luscious Lindsey set sail. And they sailed in and out of tough seas for a day or two, until they came upon a small island. When the ship rested on shore they found the giant squid they heard about on TV, and the players of Survivor: Deserted Island...
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....began chanting "Oooga Boooga! You are now our prisoners!"
"Eeeek!" Lindsey shreiked clenching on to Stevie. "Ha!" she laughed "Reality shows are no match for the Great Stevie Nicks!" she waved her magic wand and cast her spell. "Double bubble, wickety whack, I'll make you all dance to Stand Back!" *Poof!* The survivors without will over their own bodies began jerking about the sandy shore in a fashion much like Elaine from Seinfeld. "Ha! Ha! Ha!" she laughed. "You're a witch!" Gasped Lindsey. "Atleast I don't perm my hair." She said back. Lindsey's jaw dropped. "You said you'd never tell!!!" he glared at her. "Oh Yeah? well....... |
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Gerald's cat was disgusted at the TV show and changed the channel yet again. Noone told her that being an intergallatic spy disguised as an Earth cat was going to be this tough. But this was too much, she changed the channel again and saw.....
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...her own mother on America's Most Wanted. Being an intergallactic spy disguised as an earth cat herself, she went by the wayside after the pharmaceutical companies mixed up the warning messages on their anti-psychotic drugs. She took Viagara instead of Prozac, and...
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.................(no contribution to the story).....but HOW THE FRICK DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A GREAT CAT WHO'S ADDICTED TO TELEVISION AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE CORONA'S???????
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