Things You Shouldn't Eat!!

[LongBlackScarf]

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives...ont_eat_it.php

This may have you ROTF. Steve samples everything from "potted meat" to his own wife's breast milk!!!

Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you've ever smelled a can of dog food, it's just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse's ass.

Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. So smooth, in fact, I dare call it "creamy." (I actually got a little gaggy just typing that.) Surprisingly, it was a little spicier than I expected. Although, that sensation may have been a by-product of my tastebuds dying.........

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by LongBlackScarf

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives...ont_eat_it.php

This may have you ROTF. Steve samples everything from "potted meat" to his own wife's breast milk!!!

Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you've ever smelled a can of dog food, it's just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse's ass.

Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. So smooth, in fact, I dare call it "creamy." (I actually got a little gaggy just typing that.) Surprisingly, it was a little spicier than I expected. Although, that sensation may have been a by-product of my tastebuds dying.........

EWWWWW fer nasty.

[Dreammms]

wow. that website got me nauses.

[LongBlackScarf]

Originally Posted by Dreammms

wow. that website got me nauses.

Got you nauseous did it? The page containing his food experiments are always updated and become more outrageous each time, it seems. His other articles on the "website" proper are very funny as well. How about some Cheap Ass Cereal? http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000235.php