Britney has given birth to . . . - Page 4

amber · #46 09-15-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

My mother had two C-sections. Bless her heart, but I would have told them that the babies weren't going anywhere if it entailed having my stomach cut wide open.

That's pretty much how I feel about my hooha.

ontheEdgeof17 · #47 09-15-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

That's pretty much how I feel about my hooha.

Damn babies.

Who needs to replenish the population anyhow?

ryan8472 · #48 09-15-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Who needs to replenish the population anyhow?

Certainly not you or me.

all the same · #49 09-15-2005, 03:06 PM

so, she had a human child? I assumed it would be half salamander (her half), half weasel (her husband's half)!

amber · #50 09-15-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

so, she had a human child? I assumed it would be half salamander (her half), half weasel (her husband's half)!

GypsySorcerer · #51 09-15-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

My mother had two C-sections. Bless her heart, but I would have told them that the babies weren't going anywhere if it entailed having my stomach cut wide open.

My mom had me via C-section. She always talked about the excrutiating pain for weeks and weeks after. No wonder she stopped at one.

wondergirl9847 · #52 09-15-2005, 04:39 PM

My hooha hurts just reading this thread. So, I'm leaving.

GypsySorcerer · #53 09-15-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

My hooha hurts just reading this thread. So, I'm leaving.

Word.

No babies coming out of this hooha, ever.

ryan8472 · #54 09-15-2005, 04:49 PM

Sometimes my family tells me that I should've been born with the hooha, that that my sister should have been born with the pee pee.

Oh well, what am I supposed to do.

I do NOT want babies.

GypsySorcerer · #55 09-15-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

I do NOT want babies.

Me neither, but I still have to go through monthly hooha hell.

ryan8472 · #56 09-15-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Me neither, but I still have to go through monthly hooha hell.

Just think...a baby would make that all go away. At least for a little while.

GypsyNomad · #57 09-15-2005, 05:14 PM

Awww, no one wants babies? To bad, i do

Just not till i'm in my late 20s/early 30s.....when i have money, a nice place to live, & not to mention some decent man worthy enough to procreate with

I want 2 kids, 3 maybe... I really want a little girl. What can i say, i've been picking out baby names since kindergarten. But anything can happen, lets just hope it waits till i graduate at least

~Carei

***ThePenguin*** · #58 09-15-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsyNomad

Awww, no one wants babies? To bad, i do

Just not till i'm in my late 20s/early 30s.....when i have money, a nice place to live, & not to mention some decent man worthy enough to procreate with

I want 2 kids, 3 maybe... I really want a little girl. What can i say, i've been picking out baby names since kindergarten. But anything can happen, lets just hope it waits till i graduate at least

~Carei

You sound exactly like I was.

I actually didn't name my kids any of the names I thought I would (although I did use one as a middle name.)

And for all of you ladies who seem to think childbirth will truly be a nightmare-- I have one word for you-- EPIDURAL. I don't think it harms the baby one iota, and just makes the whole process so much more pleasant.

-Lis

SmileAtU · #59 09-15-2005, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePenguin

And for all of you ladies who seem to think childbirth will truly be a nightmare-- I have one word for you-- EPIDURAL. I don't think it harms the baby one iota, and just makes the whole process so much more pleasant.

Amen.

LuckyCharms · #60 09-15-2005, 06:13 PM

The epideral didn't work for me, for my first baby the labor was induced because of toxemia. 38.5 hours of labor + 3 hours of pushing! It was all worth it though, the thing is no matter how much it hurts you're willing to fight, and a few months later I started thinking about having another one

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Originally Posted by GypsyNomad

Awww, no one wants babies? To bad, i do

Just not till i'm in my late 20s/early 30s.....when i have money, a nice place to live, & not to mention some decent man worthy enough to procreate with

I want 2 kids, 3 maybe... I really want a little girl. What can i say, i've been picking out baby names since kindergarten. But anything can happen, lets just hope it waits till i graduate at least

~Carei

Never specify a preference! I went so far as to put a sign on the baby's bedroom door that said "Cynthia's Room" needless to to say his name is not Cynthia! LOL! A friend of mine who is 22 has 3 boys, she kept trying because she wanted a girl! And wants to try again! Another friend was dead set on a boy...you guessed it, 2 girls. Her husbands family was also dead set on a boy and bought the baby all boy stuff. The girl was a cross dresser for the first two years of her life, and they still buy her boy stuff! I could go on, but you get the picture, LOL!