For Girl's Only

[AliceLover]

Originally Posted by dissention

I haven't dated any women who prefer to look as if they have a raccoon lodged between their legs.

You date women???

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by AliceLover

You date women???

I think the problem is more along the line of one that will have him and not run on his approach

[dissention]

Originally Posted by AliceLover

You date women???

I used to. Haven't in about eight months.

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by dissention

I used to. Haven't in about eight months.

ever since the neighborboy...damn him for getting a grip on you!

[reebokandlace]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

ok...I bought that veet home waxing system..and let me say..OW MOTHER F*CKER OW MOTHER F*CKER OW!!!! OMG...I bruised...and welped*L* and I only got one side done. The plus side..(if there is one) is it DOES work...it was smooth as a baby's butt. I did the landing strip..well...ya know...one side-I don't know what you would call that *L* but the second time i did it..it WAS a little easier. Just took a rag and put it in my mouth so I didn't scare the dogs and the neighbors as I screamed bloody murder. yeah..it comes with this.."comfort spray" ooh..no*L* !!! huh uh....doesnt work. I think the worst part is...you have to pull it off yourself. Unless you can find some poor unfortunate soul that will rip it off for you. It says.."hold the skin taut with one hand and with the other hand, grip the bottom of the strip. In one swift and decisive movement, remove the strip against the growth of the hair" that's right ladies.....one swift and DECISIiVE movement..because if not...your gettin' half way thru and you're going the rest of your life with a waxing strip hanging off your leg...

(Mental note to self ~~~> remember this story when standing in Walmart debating purchasing the Veet Home waxing system!!!)

[dissention]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

ever since the neighborboy...damn him for getting a grip on you!

I couldn't help it, he's lovely in every way.

[michelle2677]

O..k>.damn.>i read the "ledge rules" and ****..I've been trying to do the whole..."^^" thing when you post right after someone, but this is the third time this **** has happened...so forget it!! If I get a smack on the hand because I quote ppl too much..so be it*LOL*

(Mental note to self ~~~> remember this story when standing in Walmart debating purchasing the Veet Home waxing system!!!)

^^ Yes!! print it out if you have to and carry it w/ you at all times..

veet is the root of all evil....maybe I should post THIS in the "am I going to hell" thread *L*

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by Lux

Hey, I'm not talking about this personally! Just observing the need for females to look like little girls.

Oh, I know...I thought you would think that's what I meant..but I meant....I agree with you....not that you had done it or anything....chachiiiilll sweetie!!!

[reebokandlace]

^^ I won't need to print it out --lol---- I now have a permanent mental image of the horror of Veet!

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by reebokandlace

^^ I won't need to print it out --lol---- I now have a permanent mental image of the horror of Veet!

*LMAO* would you like the video footage just in case?? *L* j/j

[BTFLCHLD]

im on the edge of my seat

[michelle2677]

^^ well..you wouldn't be had you just used the veet home waxing system*L* You'd be sitting on a doughnut ring for ppl with hemerrhoids*L*

[reebokandlace]

OMG - that is the most detailed & frightening waxing experience I have ever heard....thank you for enlightening me.

[michelle2677]

that was more of a joke...I didn't used the doughnut..

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by Lux

Oh but surely you could have guessed that I enjoy sticking my head down and examining my crotch? Particularly after a long, soothing bath.

well..no..I really didnt' guess that..but now that you mention it *L* more power to ya!!