Ledgie Creation Tour - Page 5

strandinthewind · #61 08-29-2005, 07:30 PM

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Kathy Griffin?! I'd whore myself out to balding perverts to see that.

Then you have to dress as Anna Nicole for the concert!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW - please do not refer to me in public as a blading pervert - pervert will suffice

ontheEdgeof17 · #62 08-29-2005, 07:32 PM

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Kathy Griffin?! I'd whore myself out to balding perverts to see that.

The audience would be 85% gay men anyway.....She would rock the house!

Hrmm....maybe Stevie should be the opening act and Griffin can have the spotlight.

ryan8472 · #63 08-29-2005, 07:36 PM

^ Eww, gasy men.

Seriously tho, Kathy Griffin would be awesome!

dissention · #64 08-29-2005, 07:46 PM

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^ Eww, gasy men.

Seriously tho, Kathy Griffin would be awesome!

That's because, if you haven't noticed, Kathy Griffin is The Messiah. Forget about God, because when I am Emperor, everyone will worship at the Altar of Kathy on Sunday mornings.

ryan8472 · #65 08-29-2005, 07:48 PM

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That's because, if you haven't noticed, Kathy Griffin is The Messiah. Forget about God, because when I am Emperor, everyone will worship at the Altar of Kathy on Sunday mornings.

Any human sacrifices?

dissention · #66 08-29-2005, 07:53 PM

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Any human sacrifices?

Jessica Simpson, Condi Rice, Michael Savage, Jerry Falwell, and all known copies of Street Angel will be burned and sacrificed. I've no idea what the point of such sacrifices will be, but at least we'll be rid of 'em all.

ryan8472 · #67 08-29-2005, 07:57 PM

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Jessica Simpson, Condi Rice, Michael Savage, Jerry Falwell, and all known copies of Street Angel will be burned and sacrificed. I've no idea what the point of such sacrifices will be, but at least we'll be rid of 'em all.

We sacrifice them because it will appease the Kathy!

And add Britney & hubby to that list. Mariah too.

SapphireSister · #68 08-29-2005, 07:59 PM

Opening act: Sandra Bernhard

dissention · #69 08-29-2005, 08:01 PM

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We sacrifice them because it will appease the Kathy!

And add Britney & hubby to that list. Mariah too.

I like current Mariah, bitch. I'm all for eliminating those other two smelly wet farts, though. As much as I'd liked to also like to get rid of Gayken, doing so would deprive Kathy of so much great material that it wouldn't be worth it in the end (and I also wouldn't be able to laugh at the idea of him and Reichen shacking up any longer).

dissention · #70 08-29-2005, 08:02 PM

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Opening act: Sandra Bernhard

OMG, YES! I worship her. She'd open with Kathy Griffin, though.

DavidMn · #71 08-29-2005, 08:09 PM

AM I the only person that loved Boz Scaggs on ENchanted. I wouldnt mind at all seeing him open again for her

SapphireSister · #72 08-29-2005, 08:52 PM

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OMG, YES! I worship her. She'd open with Kathy Griffin, though.

Yeah, I'm a huge fan. I've been following her since I was 13 (now I'm 28). She rocks my world. I remember when she did her little spoof on Stevie in her act I got a real kick out of it but I didn't appriciate it back then as I was not into Stevie. Have you ever seen her live? She is classic. I want to marry her.

dissention · #73 08-29-2005, 08:54 PM

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Yeah, I'm a huge fan. I've been following her since I was 13 (now I'm 28). She rocks my world. I remember when she did her little spoof on Stevie in her act I got a real kick out of it but I didn't appriciate it back then as I was not into Stevie. Have you ever seen her live? She is classic. I want to marry her.

Yes, yes, YES. I've been saying for years that if she wasn't a lesbo, I'd have babies with her.

I've seen her live quite a few times, have all of her books, albums, and movies, etc. She's one of the funniest women in the world. I think I'll pop in I'm Still Here...Damn It! right now, as a matter of fact.

SapphireSister · #74 08-29-2005, 08:57 PM

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Yes, yes, YES. I've been saying for years that if she wasn't a lesbo, I'd have babies with her.

I've seen her live quite a few times, have all of her books, albums, and movies, etc. She's one of the funniest women in the world. I think I'll pop in I'm Still Here...Damn It! right now, as a matter of fact.

Ha ha that's a great one but the best is still Without You I'm Nothing. That's when I discovered her. It was just released on DVD. I watched it yesterday. What memories!
By the way has she always been more bi than lesbian IMO. She speaks of affairs with men so I've always assumed she was bi. You still have a chance

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dissention · #75 08-29-2005, 09:01 PM

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Ha ha that's a great one but the best is still Without You I'm Nothing. That's when I discovered her. It was just released on DVD. I watched it yesterday. What memories!

"My father's a proctologist. My mother's an abstract artist. That's how I view the world."

And I love the bit about going home for lunch and treating her mother like a waitress. "I'd sit at the counter...and ignore her."

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By the way has she always been more bi than lesbian IMO. She speaks of affairs with men so I've always assumed she was bi. You still have a chance

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I? Love her. Wish she'd do something again soon.