which is the funniest name to call someone?

[all the same]

Originally Posted by Red

Screw you Electric Ass-Face, its not as flat as it USED to be!!!!

Yes it is, pole smoker! YES IT IS!!! It's just getting fatter! ZING!

[all the same]

Originally Posted by Red

Screw you Electric Ass-Face, its not as flat as it USED to be!!!!

Oh, and you know what's funny? I'm wearing socks and Birkenstocks right now! But at least I'm at home and not wearing them in public as though they're cool!

[Red]

Originally Posted by all the same

Oh, and you know what's funny? I'm wearing socks and Birkenstocks right now! But at least I'm at home and not wearing them in public as though they're cool!

That's funny? Ohhhh yes it is.

That's it, next time I see you, we're doing a (my) flat ass to (your) gunt girth comparison. GUNT...is that a name to call someone?

[all the same]

Originally Posted by Red

That's funny? Ohhhh yes it is.

That's it, next time I see you, we're doing a (my) flat ass to (your) gunt girth comparison. GUNT...is that a name to call someone?

Awe, my gunt's gonna win. After all the damn cheese and bagels I ate in Montreal, I will win!

[amber]

Bionic buttplug. Really, just put bionic, or electric, or epic, or colossal in front of any insult, and it makes it better.
Can't pick a favorite, but I did pick some great accessories, there. I also like combos, like "that dude is a chodetard". or "What did that polesmoking faggotus say to you!?" etc.

I'm glad you had this thread, because when you have to play volleyball with people who don't know how to play volleyball, and can't seem to move their feet, even though they are young and thin and seemingly should be able to move, maybe even quickly, you have a little steam to work off...thanks!

*sorry - I have no one to tell this to, since none of you pussy choadfaces seem to have ever played competitive sports for years and years. Except Strand, who is missing.*

[all the same]

Originally Posted by amber

Bionic buttplug. Really, just put bionic, or electric, or epic, or colossal in front of any insult, and it makes it better.
Can't pick a favorite, but I did pick some great accessories, there. I also like combos, like "that dude is a chodetard". or "What did that polesmoking faggotus say to you!?" etc.

I'm glad you had this thread, because when you have to play volleyball with people who don't know how to play volleyball, and can't seem to move their feet, even though they are young and thin and seemingly should be able to move, maybe even quickly, you have a little steam to work off...thanks!

*sorry - I have no one to tell this to, since none of you pussy choadfaces seem to have ever played competitive sports for years and years. Except Strand, who is missing.*

Jesus! Amber, you kill me! You are such a re!

Oh, and what are these sports you speak of? Volley-what-now?

[Red]

Originally Posted by all the same

Awe, my gunt's gonna win. After all the damn cheese and bagels I ate in Montreal, I will win!

No way, I had Taco Bell for lunch, its my ass alllllllll the way baybeh!

[amber]

Originally Posted by all the same

Jesus! Amber, you kill me! You are such a re!

Oh, and what are these sports you speak of? Volley-what-now?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was so frustrated that I am actually going to write the instructor a letter, with suggestions. Oh, yes, there will be suggestions.
Why do you go play a sport, if you don't want to learn it, and you don't want to move around? At least, volleyball. If you don't want to move that much, or that fast, why don't you go take yoga? or beginning walking? Or...Retard 101? huh?
Thanks for coming here to be as sluggish as you can possibly be while still "playing a sport" seriously. Thanks, I hate you. Love, Amber (who still kicks ass and is really fast, by the way)
Okay, that's really it, I said it all, no more, thank you so much,
assreskankdingleberrytardflatasspolesmokingmuffdiving hos!

[all the same]

Originally Posted by amber

assreskankdingleberrytardflatasspolesmokingmuffdiving hos!

JESUS F*CK! That is so god damn funny!

[amber]

Originally Posted by all the same

JESUS F*CK! That is so god damn funny!

ha, thanks sweetie. starting to relax. What a great thread!!!

[all the same]

Originally Posted by amber

ha, thanks sweetie. starting to relax. What a great thread!!!

Why don't you just tell those stupid anal beads to get their asses moving!

[amber]

Originally Posted by all the same

Why don't you just tell those stupid anal beads to get their asses moving!

You can't do that in a big class full of people. But what I did do probably already pushed the limits of "being nice and understanding" and "letting it flow". it was only the first class, we'll see how it goes.
I mean, I don't want to be a "sports nazi", you know? I'm just used to a totally different way of playing sports, due to having played competitive sports at fairly high levels since...the fourth grade all the way through my first year in college.
So, really, you know, I guess these people think it's fun to suck, and not move around. But my favorite thing about playing is moving really fast, and doing well by moving really fast, and all that goes along with playing sports. (well, not golf).
The point is, you try as hard as you can, and pay attention to what's going on. That's what sports is.
Of course, those people won't be half as sore as I will be tomorrow, so maybe they are smarter...

[macfanken]

Originally Posted by all the same

Oh my God! I totally forgot FAGGOTUS (a la Jerri Blank). I was screaming, kicking my feet when I first heard that one on Strangers With Candy!

Haha! That's the first one I thought of... don't know why I didn't post it. Trying to think of some more from Strangers With Candy... I think that's what made me think of "ya pussy"... I can just imagine Jerri Blank saying it!

[all the same]

Originally Posted by macfanken

Haha! That's the first one I thought of... don't know why I didn't post it. Trying to think of some more from Strangers With Candy... I think that's what made me think of "ya pussy"... I can just imagine Jerri Blank saying it!

Totally! Jesus that show is funny!

[all the same]

Originally Posted by amber

You can't do that in a big class full of people. But what I did do probably already pushed the limits of "being nice and understanding" and "letting it flow". it was only the first class, we'll see how it goes.
I mean, I don't want to be a "sports nazi", you know? I'm just used to a totally different way of playing sports, due to having played competitive sports at fairly high levels since...the fourth grade all the way through my first year in college.
So, really, you know, I guess these people think it's fun to suck, and not move around. But my favorite thing about playing is moving really fast, and doing well by moving really fast, and all that goes along with playing sports. (well, not golf).
The point is, you try as hard as you can, and pay attention to what's going on. That's what sports is.
Of course, those people won't be half as sore as I will be tomorrow, so maybe they are smarter...

Well at least call them something funny! "Hey douche bag, get the ball" or "Hey FAGGOTUS! Are you as slow with the ball in the bedroom as you are on the court?!"