review by curtis, ken, allison, jason, brian, sandor, and me...
dear sweet paula, we love you but feel that your "review" fell a bit flat. oh, and that you stole a bit too much of our thunder. missy. the gays aren't happy with you. oh, and i've got you beat. i've got FIVE in one hotel room, i hear you didn't. jealous much? they bought me pasties but curtis got his hands on them first. pix to follow. paula's a gay-baiter? welllllll, i don't think you do!
we had a great time with seeker jim at dinner beforehand, he was in Ledgie Land (Orch3). also, hi kimberly
first of all, we were the only
fans there. ledgies, rocked. everyone else, not so much. when Bootylicious started, all ledgies were standing and NO ONE ELSE bothered to get up.
RE the setlist: the same as the first round of Vegas shows but with R&R instead of INTK
Landslide was dedicated to the Colosseum because 'it started it all'... whatever.
Bootlylicious is tired, we're not ready to hear more about her jelly. evah. it's six minutes in which jason believes she could sing (croak) Talk to Me.
Deep Dish Dreams, jason and curtis did us proud dancing to this one.
ah the moth. there's this bizarro moth on the screen at the end of GDW. we're all creeped out by it.
end of GDW was fairly excellent. i'll post a clip of this.
Stand Back - great amount of titty shaking. fabulous high kick. see clips. best performance of the tour IMO. furious twirling.
Jana did
not suck
once tonight. she also has three knees. stage lighting or extra bones? never can be sure...
Lori looked good, still wearing those fugly ass bedazzled velveteen leggings with the leather jacket. whatevah. she smiled when i smiled and curtie drew a little heart in the air and she patted her chestal area in response. thanks, lori.
Sorcerer was great. new hand gestures. she did the I Can't Wait dance.
homegirl twirled the whole night. Stand Back, GDW, HSML. greatness.
Rock & Roll. fabulocity to the max. she started it off with a high kick and didn't look back. TAMBO TOSS. lots of hip action just for amber. also must mention that she bent over to put something on the drum riser, let's just say that (sandor says) that she may not be able to keep her notes up but she can raise her ass pretty high in the air. hotness. brit may have this on film.
her ear piece blanked in the middle of HSML and she was unpleased to the max. she turned to someone in the wings and wildly gestured and mouthed 'i have nothing' and continued. did it again with 'i can't hear
any thing' but rocked nonetheless. she was
pissed...
GDW howling was fantastic.
Edge of Seventeen: greatness. very much greatness according to jason. security was a bitch. there were at least ten guards on the stage steps and were literally walking in front of her so a lot of people got passed over. however, everyone but brian got some stevie love. wait, no that's wrong. he got love too. this was ken's first time, awwww.
someone got himself a meet/greet pass (slut) and will tell you alllllll about it in a new thread.
ps, cute little blonde Jessie is no more. she has been replaced by a ripped off ashlee simpson. still cute and little, though. if you're reading this: we love you dear, but go back to the light side.
NO TEARS AT THE END! me and curtis were hoping for waterworks of epic proportions. stevie must have been pissed about her ear piece cutting out earlier and held it together.
stevie nicks' weight loss tips: jazzercise to your own song. turn back on audience. dramatically punch and march. repeat frequently much the dismay of your fans who know not what the hell you are doing.
paula, we love you.