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Old 08-02-2005, 09:29 PM
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Chinese food is my least favorite Asian cuisine. Although I do like good Chinese food, it's well behind Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese & Korean cuisine for my palate.

However, the multivarious experiences of dining in a Chinese food establishment provide excellent opportunities for haiku. So, please, if you have any Chinese food haiku, please share it here.

Beef with broccoli,
Noodles with fried rice and peas,
Squishy in my mouth.


Why did they serve me
Hot mustard on my spare ribs?
My egg roll got wet.


I can't understand
The waiter's Asian accent:
Did he say 'rock cod'?
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Old 08-02-2005, 09:37 PM
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Hot and sour soup
Is something I cannot eat
It tastes like semen
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Is something I cannot eat
It tastes like semen
and - yes I see
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It tastes like semen
HAHAHA!!!!!!

Bee-YOU-tee-ful!!
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I just spit my granola bar all over the screen! That? was priceless.
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Ah, Jason, my love..... always the charmer.

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HAHAHA!!!!!!

Bee-YOU-tee-ful!!
Seriously!! Whatever that clotty stuff is that they put in that soup- OY!! They should change the name of it to "Cream of Sum Young Guy"....
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Seriously!! Whatever that clotty stuff is that they put in that soup- OY!! They should change the name of it to "Cream of Sum Young Guy"....
wow. my my friend loves hot and sour soup I am never going to be able to look at it again....
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wow. my my friend loves hot and sour soup I am never going to be able to look at it again....
and its salty too
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