Things that make you go ew.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by The Tower

I noticed you didn't deny it. The truth hurts don't it, sistah....

I would never. My mouth is filthy enough.

[macfanken]

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Anytime. Especially the rats.

I embarrass the hell out of my friends everytime we're in a movie theater and a rat comes on the screen. I always have to squeal "Cute!" in the highest possible pitch just to be sure that everyone in the auditorium hears me.

Here's my current baby, Stella:
(Taken just a few minutes ago. If the pics had audio, you'd hear me saying "There's a rat in my bed, call the exterminator!" in a really high squeaky voice.)

I think I'm the person who mentioned rats. Your rats are cute... I'd hold them and pet them and wouldn't have a problem with them. I just don't like meeting them on the sidewalk or hearing them scampering around in my attic!

[Miss Vicky]

Originally Posted by macfanken

I think I'm the person who mentioned rats. Your rats are cute... I'd hold them and pet them and wouldn't have a problem with them. I just don't like meeting them on the sidewalk or hearing them scampering around in my attic!

Well as much as I love rats, the wild ones certainly aren't welcome in my house. Thankfully they've never been a problem. Mice on the other hand have been a nuisance for years, and my lazy, utterly useless (but oh so adorable) cats don't do a thing about them.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

People who leave pussy zits on their face. I'd rather look at a bloody face than a pussy one. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Christy demonstrates the fact that a nurse cannot chart pus-eee in a chart. "Pus filled", yes. Pussy - um, no. Doesn't work. Meow.

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

That reminds me:


Seeing animals hump each other makes me go "ewww..."

Really? If we're at the zoo, I usually turn the camcorder on & do the sound effects.




Here's my list:

Poo smell in bathroom (light a match peeps - it really does work!)

Hairballs (Cosmo's been a little under the weather lately. Blech)

George Bush

The smell of burning flesh (I occasionally assist when doctors cauterize wounds. Gag)

Watching toenails be removed after being partially torn off (I've seen this twice. Ack)

Used condoms. (Did I tell you guys about the broad that called the clinic a few weeks agao & wanted to know how long sperm survived in a used condom? Ummm, why do you want to know?)

Finding a hair in my food (Oh.My.God.)

Watching this show on Discovery Channel a few nights ago about the odd stuff they've found in people's stomachs/rectums/abdominal cavities. #1 was this guy that had his malformed twin in his abd. for his entire 30-some years of life. They couldn't figure out what it was, scans showed nothing, so they opened him up assuming it was a tumor. They took it out & it looked like raw chicken with hair & teeth. I almost fainted.

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by skcin

Used condoms. (Did I tell you guys about the broad that called the clinic a few weeks agao & wanted to know how long sperm survived in a used condom? Ummm, why do you want to know?)

Watching this show on Discovery Channel a few nights ago about the odd stuff they've found in people's stomachs/rectums/abdominal cavities. #1 was this guy that had his malformed twin in his abd. for his entire 30-some years of life. They couldn't figure out what it was, scans showed nothing, so they opened him up assuming it was a tumor. They took it out & it looked like raw chicken with hair & teeth. I almost fainted.

I think I saw the same show. I was speechless.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by dissention

You are one nasty bitch.

And. You. Love it.

[wondergirl9847]

Originally Posted by skcin

Christy demonstrates the fact that a nurse cannot chart pus-eee in a chart. "Pus filled", yes. Pussy - um, no. Doesn't work. Meow.

Read...Puh-see. Not Poo-sey. LMAO! Sorry, Pus-filled. There.

[xxxmx]

Originally Posted by CreepingDeath

Toby Keith

him and anyone who doesn't hate him. i would hate to think that people of other countries believe that he speaks for all americans.

[Miss Vicky]

Originally Posted by skcin

The smell of burning flesh (I occasionally assist when doctors cauterize wounds. Gag)

Oh yuck. I totally forgot about that smell (thanks for reminding me )
I remember that horrid odor from when I worked for the vet's. Omg... and it spreads everywhere, you can open windows, close interior doors, nothing stops it.

[xxxmx]

old rotty teeth smell
finding veins in meat that i'm eating
spiders
tuna
eyeball antennae things hanging off a lobster that i'm about to eat
the stuff in the bottom of the kitchen sink strainer thing
the wax ring used to seal a new toilet (did that today, blech)
people putting drops in their eyes
people putting snotty kleenex on their dirty plate
people who bite their nails down into little bloody stumps
gross toenails
yankees fans (2.5 games back, bitches!)
ronda storm
red tide

[StevieNicksEO17]

Originally Posted by xxxmx

finding veins in meat that i'm eating

That reminds me... I cannot look at my wrists or anyone elses wrists. Seeing the veins just make me want to vomit...

[KarmaContestant]

Originally Posted by skcin

Watching this show on Discovery Channel a few nights ago about the odd stuff they've found in people's stomachs/rectums/abdominal cavities. #1 was this guy that had his malformed twin in his abd. for his entire 30-some years of life. They couldn't figure out what it was, scans showed nothing, so they opened him up assuming it was a tumor. They took it out & it looked like raw chicken with hair & teeth. I almost fainted.

Oh.My.God. I have been laughing so much because of this entire thread. My sides already hurt, but when I got to the quote above, I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.

Everyone has pretty much summed up the grossest of gross! I can't really think of anything new to add that hasn't been said....but....here's what gags me:

Mayo
Fishy smells
Most hetero porn
Any food like tofu, or with the same consistency
ALL seafood. In my eyes, crabs and lobsters are...well....basically GIANT ARACHNIDS!?! I'd sooner eat a grasshopper than a shrimp.
Raw meat, hell, dead animals, raw or cooked, period, pretty much gross me out totally
Spiders.........*spine tingles at the thought*
Cat puke...well, any puke, but especially cat puke
....the way homeless people smell....
Beer on a mans' breath....whiskey is okay though.
Phlegm
Snaggle-teeth
Bad breath....usually the case with people who don't floss....ugh, the smell of food rotting between their teeth nearly sends me into convulsions.
Kissing a girl
Farting...unless it's on South Park
Bad body odor. Some slight body odor can be pleasant...even erotic, in the right circumstances.
Smelly feet
Chai
Penthouse Magazine
smelly drains
sewage
bacne

Oh, and I smoke, but only outdoors. And I love it. Sorry.

Oh, yeah, and to all of the mentions about food in the corners of peoples' mouths. Bleeeccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh. I totally agree. *does nasty dance*

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by skcin

Christy demonstrates the fact that a nurse cannot chart pus-eee in a chart. "Pus filled", yes. Pussy - um, no. Doesn't work. Meow.

Thank you for explaining that, Paula!!!
I briefly wondered what on Earth a pussy zit was, and then quickly figured I did NOT want to know.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by xxxmx

spiders

yankees fans (2.5 games back, bitches!)

I agree with the spiders, but now I feel sad.

I find it hard to fathom that a team that had just played an 18 inning game the night before, and probably got the bare mimimum of sleep (Angels) could come in and beat a team that was coming of a good, *day game* win, and had a lot of rest (Yankees). Why do my Yankees hate me so bad?????#$^%&@

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Thank you for explaining that, Paula!!!
I briefly wondered what on Earth a pussy zit was, and then quickly figured I did NOT want to know.