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dissention · #**226** 07-12-2005, 09:21 PM

Lovely interview with one of my all time favorite bitch's up on Perez now, and he even makes mention of my other favorite bitch.

We see you on a VH1 like every week. When are you going to get your own reality TV show? And who will be your sidekick? Do you have a pet pig you like to cuddle with?

I've done so many pilots I'm starting to feel like a horny flight attendant. But one day my reality ship will come in, and I feel that, for conflict's sake, my sidekick should be someone who's my complete opposite--maybe the lovely Jerry Falwell. And that answers your pet pig question too.

Who are you dating?

As you know, I'm married to Jesus, though he's been cheating with Angelina.

We're not promoting violence, but if you could beat a beat a bitch's ass, who would it be?

I would love to drive up with my posse, beat Li'l Kim's surgerized ass, and then lie about it.

Who's gayer, you or Ted Casablanca?

Ted Casablanca is NOT a fag--and I'm the dame that can prove it.

What's the most expensive item in your closet?

Hayden Christensen.

amber · #**227** 07-12-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Lovely interview with one of my all time favorite bitch's up on Perez now, and he even makes mention of my other favorite bitch.

What's the most expensive item in your closet?

Hayden Christensen.

I read that earlier, too. The above is my favorite.

dissention · #**228** 07-12-2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

I read that earlier, too. The above is my favorite.

Mine, too. Though I'm partial to his quoting from Valley of the Dolls.

Like I said, two of my favorites bitches.

amber · #**229** 07-12-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Mine, too. Though I'm partial to his quoting from Valley of the Dolls.

Like I said, two of my favorites bitch's.

That was funny, too. but I didn't even know who that guy was, before.

that's weird, when i first read it, the "jerry fallwell" part, I read as "jerry hall"

I was like, "that would kick ass, but she's not really a pig." It's even funnier, now.

DrummerDeanna · #**230** 07-12-2005, 09:39 PM

ahem...so who's that interview with?

dissention · #**231** 07-12-2005, 09:45 PM

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ahem...so who's that interview with?

The utterly fabulous and eternally cool Michael Musto (the main reason I subscribe to The Voice). I only posted a few of the questions, the whole thing is on Perez.

DrummerDeanna · #**232** 07-12-2005, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

The utterly fabulous and eternally cool Michael Musto (the main reason I subscribe to The Voice). I only posted a few of the questions, the whole thing is on Perez.

I don't know that is

amber · #**233** 07-12-2005, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

I don't know that is

perezhilton.com
celebrity gossip, every day. you'll love it. Or not. but it's still pretty cool, go read it.

gldstwmn · #**234** 07-12-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Who are you dating?

As you know, I'm married to Jesus, though he's been cheating with Angelina.

skcin · #**235** 07-19-2005, 11:12 AM

Pam & Tommy are getting married again.

Perez

GardenStateGirlie · #**236** 07-19-2005, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Pam & Tommy are getting married again.

Perez

I guess after Tara Reed and her horrendous breast implants, the prospect of getting back together with Pam looked pretty good

golden braid · #**237** 07-19-2005, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Pam & Tommy are getting married again.

Perez

Maybe they're doing it for the kids.

gldstwmn · #**238** 07-22-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by takenbythesky

I'm normally not very into celebrity gossip, but this article just struck me as being too Ledgielacious not to post (especially given certain recent threadjackings). Despite the disparaging title, the article is positive...Reminds of Robin from the original Batman TV show.

Gruffudd's Shrinking Penis
www.contactmusic.com,30/06/2005 05:10

Film-makers had to shrink IOAN GRUFFUDD's genitals for the new FANTASTIC FOUR movie - so he wouldn't alarm young cinema-goers.

The Welsh actor plays MR FANTASTIC in the summer blockbuster, and found the character's lycra outfit a little too revealing.

He explains, "I started out wearing a codpiece under the suit.

"Then memos started arriving from the studio that we needed to make it smaller and smaller until I was like Action Man."

Well, that should make him a pretty popular guy.

dissention · #**239** 07-26-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by takenbythesky

I'm normally not very into celebrity gossip, but this article just struck me as being too Ledgielacious not to post (especially given certain recent threadjackings). Despite the disparaging title, the article is positive...Reminds of Robin from the original Batman TV show.

Gruffudd's Shrinking Penis
www.contactmusic.com,30/06/2005 05:10

Film-makers had to shrink IOAN GRUFFUDD's genitals for the new FANTASTIC FOUR movie - so he wouldn't alarm young cinema-goers.

The Welsh actor plays MR FANTASTIC in the summer blockbuster, and found the character's lycra outfit a little too revealing.

He explains, "I started out wearing a codpiece under the suit.

"Then memos started arriving from the studio that we needed to make it smaller and smaller until I was like Action Man."

LMAO!

He's hot to begin with, but damn. Did they shrink his bits digitally or what?

I remember reading that they digitally shrunk Hohan's fake boobies for Herbie, so you never know.

skcin · #**240** 07-27-2005, 08:16 AM

Mr. Fantastic indeed.