If Stevie were a customer where you work...

jkmaletic · #1 07-13-2005, 04:51 PM

... what would your job be to assist/help her with? If she came to my place of employment, I would be doing her mammogram!!

I would freak if that happened..OMG.

How about you guys?

~Jamie

WelshWitchPMD · #2 07-13-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jkmaletic

... what would your job be to assist/help her with? If she came to my place of employment, I would be doing her mammogram!!

I would freak if that happened..OMG.

How about you guys?

~Jamie

OMG, you would be a SOTB for real!

Maybe you can slip her your card at a future show.

I would have to help her in an area she would most likely not need any help. Loan customer service. Fat chance that she would need to take one out.

Rickypt · #3 07-13-2005, 04:55 PM

If she came to my work, she wouldn't be a customer, she'd be a client. And would be HIV positive. So that is not a dream of mine.

ontheEdgeof17 · #4 07-13-2005, 04:55 PM

Well....since I would be her nurse, her care would be totally confidental.

However, I'm sure I would insert an IV, cath her, give her daily baths, and apply Nicotine Patches so she wouldnt have to leave the floor to smoke.

WildInTheWind · #5 07-13-2005, 04:56 PM

I'd just be doing her accounting.

It would be much cooler to do her mammogram!

amber · #6 07-13-2005, 05:00 PM

I guess we'd be printing up her tour books, or something.

Also our designer would laugh at Chris's amateurish job, I suppose.

mondaymornin1 · #7 07-13-2005, 05:07 PM

If she were here, I'd be supplying her pills!

And, I don't usually "counsel" patients about their medicine (no time!), but I'd make an exception for her.

*speaking slowly * "This is Tylenol. It's for headache. This is Colace. It's for constipation.

amber · #8 07-13-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mondaymornin1

If she were here, I'd be supplying her pills!

And, I don't usually "counsel" patients about their medicine (no time!), but I'd make an exception for her.

*speaking slowly * "This is Tylenol. It's for headache. This is Colace. It's for constipation.

This...................................................is........................................Tyl enol................................

LeighB04 · #9 07-13-2005, 05:12 PM

I'd be designing her clothes... ooh, I like that idea!!!!

Wild_Heart03 · #10 07-13-2005, 05:16 PM

I'd be helping her find something in the dollar store where I work.... somehow I find it hard to think of Stevie shopping for cheap bags of chips though

WildInTheWind · #11 07-13-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LeighB04

I'd be designing her clothes... ooh, I like that idea!!!!

Now THAT would be cool!

DrummerDeanna · #12 07-13-2005, 05:28 PM

Well I'd be interviewing her - which would kick some MAJOR ass!!!

catinthedark · #13 07-13-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Well I'd be interviewing her - which would kick some MAJOR ass!!!

Me too!!

And I would tell her management we only do hour-long interviews, plus all the set-up time. We'd have to make sure the lighting was perfect, afterall. Oh, and I'd have to have access to her for the entire time - you know, to make sure she was happy and comfortable, and ready to reveal ALL for the interview.

LeighB04 · #14 07-13-2005, 05:31 PM

I do have a friend who at one time made a dress Stevie bought... she never met Stevie, but the store told her SN had come in and bought it....
Seeing as Stevie was the main inspiration for me getting into clothing design, it would be karma to eventually design something for her.

LeighB04 · #15 07-13-2005, 05:32 PM

Oh, I could interview her as well! I volunteer on an awesome public radio station in Oregon, so that would be extra cool!