Random Thoughts/Express Yourself...Part II - Page 12

Johnny Stew · #**166** 07-10-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Lawyer, "Do you have any experience with a large, erect penis?"

Jake, "I have 28 years of hands-on experience with a large, erect penis."

That is classic!!!

A stupid question definitely deserves that kind of answer!

Oh, and....
WOO-HOO, SUZE!

amber · #**167** 07-10-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I met a cutie last night and he had the most hilarious story. He's a cop and he had to testify in a case against a man who molested his step-daughter. I know, that part isn't light. He was the officer who arrived at the home of this man and arrested him. His wife caught him in the act and called the police but he didn't know this. She took her daugher and left before the police arrived.

So Jake* has to "pat-frisk" this guy to make sure he doesn't have any weapons. He frisks him and notices the man has a "large, erect penis". His words, and he uses these in his report. It gets better.

So at trial he's giving his testimony and the defense lawyer is cross-examining and asks "What did you discover when you pat-frisked so and so?"

Jake, "Well, I don't know how to say this."

Lawyer, "Just say it."

Jake, "I discovered a large, erect penis."

Lawyer, "Are you a doctor?"

Jake, "No."

Lawyer, "Do you have any experience with a large, erect penis?"

Jake, "I have 28 years of hands-on experience with a large, erect penis."

EVERYONE laughed at this including the judge.

Oh man, that story made my weekend. Oh yeah, so did the officer.

Get yer mind outta the gutter!

*Name changed to protect the innocent.

That's funny. so, did you guys get together?

I have one on the scary/stupid side. A bee got into my house about an hour ago. I trapped it in the bathroom, but now I have to use the bathroom. Of course I'm too scared. Basically, I'm being terrorized by a bee.

dreamongypsydkm · #**168** 07-10-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

well, great, but if you make fun of people, and stuff, they may not like it. Just saying. And I know you are both active. I used to like lux.

I really have no opinion about you.

Sorry, I have to reply to this.

I don't make fun of people at all. I am active on almost every forum on The Ledge. I contribute to the survivors and talking about shows, reviews of songs, Lindsey's crotch, whatever.
And this is exactly the point that I was, and I think Lux was, trying to make with the other thread. You wouldn't even know that because you respond (and probably only bother to read) the posts of the people you know or are "popular" Ledgies. I realize Lux is very prominent, but she still feels this way.
If you want to believe that it isn't true that there's a "popular" group here and that Lux and I have been pegged the high losers, than fine. But, it's true.
Furthermore, if you have no opinion about me, stop involving yourself in this. It isn't about you so **** off.
Looking at this now, I realize how trivial it all was and still is. I was just high as usual and needed some retarded entertainment.

amber · #**169** 07-10-2005, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamongypsydkm

Sorry, I have to reply to this.

I don't make fun of people at all. I am active on almost every forum on The Ledge. I contribute to the survivors and talking about shows, reviews of songs, Lindsey's crotch, whatever.
And this is exactly the point that I was, and I think Lux was, trying to make with the other thread. You wouldn't even know that because you respond (and probably only bother to read) the posts of the people you know or are "popular" Ledgies. I realize Lux is very prominent, but she still feels this way.
If you want to believe that it isn't true that there's a "popular" group here and that Lux and I have been pegged the high losers, than fine. But, it's true.
Furthermore, if you have no opinion about me, stop involving yourself in this. It isn't about you so **** off.
Looking at this now, I realize how trivial it all was and still is. I was just high as usual and needed some retarded entertainment.

You guys were making fun of people who use emoticons in the other thread. Oh, but now that you told me to f*** off, i have the utmost respect for you. And, like I said before, my opinion of lux has nothing to do with a "popular" group. It has to do with her actions and words towards myself and others. So , don't whine about there being a popular group, if you (or specifically) lux, behave in such a way as to alienate people. There is no popular group, just people who are sick of lux and her ****, I would imagine.
Good Fricking day, and f*** off yourself. Christ on a Crutch.

lagringader&r · #**170** 07-10-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

I thought you probably were in Brazil as you posted in the last random thoughts thread, but I was wondering how you were doing there. I can just relate a bit to your story, you know. I guess there will be a time one day when I'll have to make the same choice with my dad, and I just feel for you. It's a ****ty situation.. I think it's big of you that you don't hold grudges and that you can do this! Sorry you have to go through all that but I guess this is something good in this. Take care

Thanks. When you said you could relate, I wonder how many people don't actually know their dad?!

Just makes me sure if I ever get married, he's going to be a responsible father. I hope you get to spend some time with yours and thanks for thinking of me.

trackaghost · #**171** 07-10-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamongypsydkm

Sorry, I have to reply to this.

I don't make fun of people at all. I am active on almost every forum on The Ledge. I contribute to the survivors and talking about shows, reviews of songs, Lindsey's crotch, whatever.
And this is exactly the point that I was, and I think Lux was, trying to make with the other thread. You wouldn't even know that because you respond (and probably only bother to read) the posts of the people you know or are "popular" Ledgies. I realize Lux is very prominent, but she still feels this way.
If you want to believe that it isn't true that there's a "popular" group here and that Lux and I have been pegged the high losers, than fine. But, it's true.
Furthermore, if you have no opinion about me, stop involving yourself in this. It isn't about you so **** off.
Looking at this now, I realize how trivial it all was and still is. I was just high as usual and needed some retarded entertainment.

Who is this popular group? Just wondering.
I would have thought Lux was one of the popular Ledgies to tell the truth. A lot of people I've spoken to like her and think she's smart and funny.

Edit: And that Fantastic Four thread seemed to me, to be making fun of people. Maybe I got it wrong.

lagringader&r · #**172** 07-10-2005, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I met a cutie last night and he had the most hilarious story. He's a cop and he had to testify in a case against a man who molested his step-daughter. I know, that part isn't light. He was the officer who arrived at the home of this man and arrested him. His wife caught him in the act and called the police but he didn't know this. She took her daugher and left before the police arrived.

So Jake* has to "pat-frisk" this guy to make sure he doesn't have any weapons. He frisks him and notices the man has a "large, erect penis". His words, and he uses these in his report. It gets better.

So at trial he's giving his testimony and the defense lawyer is cross-examining and asks "What did you discover when you pat-frisked so and so?"

Jake, "Well, I don't know how to say this."

Lawyer, "Just say it."

Jake, "I discovered a large, erect penis."

Lawyer, "Are you a doctor?"

Jake, "No."

Lawyer, "Do you have any experience with a large, erect penis?"

Jake, "I have 28 years of hands-on experience with a large, erect penis."

EVERYONE laughed at this including the judge.

Oh man, that story made my weekend. Oh yeah, so did the officer.

Get yer mind outta the gutter!

*Name changed to protect the innocent.

Ok, that made me laugh! And, YUM for you!

dreamongypsydkm · #**173** 07-10-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

There is no popular group, just people who are sick of lux and her ****, I would imagine.

Imagine all you like, it is far from true. Most people find Lux hilarious from what I've seen here. You just dislike her because she called you out on your group. She's not being "mean" she was just making a comment about all the aspects of The Ledge. She and I even made fun of ourselves.
I do know of quite a few people on this board or who just read it who are sick of you. You're so ignorant to anything that goes on, and it simply doesn't register with you if you're not involved.

Mari · #**174** 07-10-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lagringader&r

Thanks. When you said you could relate, I wonder how many people don't actually know their dad?!

Just makes me sure if I ever get married, he's going to be a responsible father. I hope you get to spend some time with yours and thanks for thinking of me.

Oh, I do know him, but I broke contact with him 12 years ago after my parents split up. Situation a bit different. But yeah, I thought for a while I was the only one in that situation too. I don't want to spend time with him now at all.. (long story but it really is for the better) but when he'd be on his dying bed? I guess I would go there because he is my father.

lagringader&r · #**175** 07-10-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

good one...

random thought? I'm going to a Brian Wilson concert tomorrow night in Amsterdam

Soo, *trying to divert attention away from the heaviness and **** offs*, can you just openly smoke a joint at a concert in Amsterdam? I would be so in trouble at that place.

Brian Wilson is cool. You have to post a review.

amber · #**176** 07-10-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamongypsydkm

Imagine all you like, it is far from true. Most people find Lux hilarious from what I've seen here. You just dislike her because she called you out on your group. She's not being "mean" she was just making a comment about all the aspects of The Ledge. She and I even made fun of ourselves.
I do know of quite a few people on this board or who just read it who are sick of you. You're so ignorant to anything that goes on, and it simply doesn't register with you if you're not involved.

No, I dislike her because she was bitchy and rude to me several times, for little reason. I used to like her. And, unfortunately, you are wrong, because she didn't call me out on my "group" because I don't have a "group". I still don't get why you keep saying that, it's like you are making something up so you can continue to feel martyred, or for whatever reasons you have. And, especially, if what you say is true, that a lot of people are quite sick of me, well, then, your logic of me having a "group" really doesn't hold up then, does it??? I'm so ignorant to anything that goes on, huh? If I'm not involved? How the hell do you know anything that goes on anyway, you're barely here. And you don't know me at all, you don't know what I know that is going on, and you don't know how I feel about things that don't involve me. You're totally ridiculous, it's like you just came and made a bunch of **** up.
And, I imagine there are people on this board who are sick of me.

So what? There's people I'm sick of too. Seriously, sorry, but your whole point seems lame and made up, not to mention overly defensive and bitchy, to me. It's like you made up some "popular group", and then got mad at me for it. Oh, and also got mad at me because I think lux is rude, even though you aren't even lux.

Mari · #**177** 07-10-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lagringader&r

Soo, *trying to divert attention away from the heaviness and **** offs*, can you just openly smoke a joint at a concert in Amsterdam? I would be so in trouble at that place.

Brian Wilson is cool. You have to post a review.

Will do

(that goes for posting a review, not for smoking a joint

)

Um... I guess you could do that, yeah! It's in a grey area of what you can or cannot do, I guess.. You might get into (minor) trouble for it, but nothing more than someone asking you to put it out, I suppose. But I've never tried it, I don't touch the stuff.

trackaghost · #**178** 07-10-2005, 04:20 PM

Darrelle, I don't understand what has made you so bitter about The Ledge. The only times I really see you posting is in response to Lux, to tell the truth. And I still don't know who this popular group is.

lagringader&r · #**179** 07-10-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

Oh, I do know him, but I broke contact with him 12 years ago after my parents split up. Situation a bit different. But yeah, I thought for a while I was the only one in that situation too. I don't want to spend time with him now at all.. (long story but it really is for the better) but when he'd be on his dying bed? I guess I would go there because he is my father.

I hear you. I bet this is more common than we think. I swear I'm not going to get too heavy this time (btw, I love that word - heavy, it's so 70s) but it's confusing because you're supposed to love your dad or at least you're supposed to like him. If you don't, you feel guilty or conflicted. I think I'm learning now that it's ok not to like him or love him, but I can care what he's feeling and give whatever I can to him. It's not about keeping score. I wonder how many peeps don't know their moms?

amber · #**180** 07-10-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by trackaghost

Who is this popular group? Just wondering.
I would have thought Lux was one of the popular Ledgies to tell the truth. A lot of people I've spoken to like her and think she's smart and funny.

Edit: And that Fantastic Four thread seemed to me, to be making fun of people. Maybe I got it wrong.

No, you didn't. They were making fun of people.