poor Oprah - Page 3

dissention · #31 06-23-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

and sans fabulous watch, at that! Do you think Tina was mad when Oprah showed up without a present? Maybe she said "I'm your dancer for money, biatch! where's my watch!!!?"

Have you seen those recent photos of Tina getting SLOSHED at some posh restaurant? She was on a bender after she supposedly broke up with her boyfriend. They're a riot, she lifts up the wine glasses to see how much booze is left and her eyes are all droopy and her mouth is hanging wide open.

diamondsnake · #32 06-23-2005, 09:40 PM

I'm sorry but the fact that something like this is news worthy is just plain insane. Did Oprah's PR people come out with a statement that said "Closed store won't reopen for Oprah afterhours". Insane! She didn't have an appointment did she? And the store had been closed for a while.... welcome to the real world Oprah!

ShangriLaTroubl · #33 06-23-2005, 09:42 PM

Well Oprah's people are saying she was turned away because they "have been having problems with the north africans" or whatever lately lol

Chris

Johnny Stew · #34 06-23-2005, 09:48 PM

Wow. Poor Oprah's having a rough week.
Did anyone see this footage? Be warned... it's shocking!

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

amber · #35 06-23-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Have you seen those recent photos of Tina getting SLOSHED at some posh restaurant? She was on a bender after she supposedly broke up with her boyfriend. They're a riot, she lifts up the wine glasses to see how much booze is left and her eyes are all droopy and her mouth is hanging wide open.

No, I haven't seen that. I'd like to, though. And, well, heck - that's totally appropriate after you have broken up.

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Originally Posted by ShangriLaTroubl

Well Oprah's people are saying she was turned away because they "have been having problems with the north africans" or whatever lately lol

I've read that may not be true.

diamondsnake · #36 06-23-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Wow. Poor Oprah's having a rough week.
Did anyone see this footage? Be warned... it's shocking!

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

Oh my God!!!!! Tom Cruise is insane!!!!

amber · #37 06-23-2005, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Wow. Poor Oprah's having a rough week.
Did anyone see this footage? Be warned... it's shocking!

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

That is so funny. I've seen that before, but the lightning bolts add just the right touch.
Also, that seems like a fairly standard greeting, to me.

MacFanken may attest to that.

dudden22 · #38 06-23-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Have you seen those recent photos of Tina getting SLOSHED at some posh restaurant? She was on a bender after she supposedly broke up with her boyfriend. They're a riot, she lifts up the wine glasses to see how much booze is left and her eyes are all droopy and her mouth is hanging wide open.

I think most everybody has done that. I actually do have sympathy for celebrities when it comes to stuff like this. Let her tie one on and leave her alone.

dissention · #39 06-23-2005, 10:20 PM

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I think most everybody has done that. I actually do have sympathy for celebrities when it comes to stuff like this. Let her tie one on and leave her alone.

She never broke up with her boyfriend, though, that's what made them so funny; the idea that just because she's getting sloshed, it means she's having man trouble.

gldstwmn · #40 06-23-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Wow. Poor Oprah's having a rough week.
Did anyone see this footage? Be warned... it's shocking!

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

That's funny.

Moony · #41 06-23-2005, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

The store didn't close early, she showed up 15 minutes AFTER closing while they were setting the place up for a PR event. She doesn't deserve special privileges and I'm glad they turned her away. She breathes, eats, and ****s just like the rest of us and for once she was treated like a normal person would be treated in such an event.

Personally, I hate the cow.

dissention · #42 06-23-2005, 11:57 PM

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Personally, I hate the cow.

I don't hate God/Oprah, I just think she's a disingenuous hag with little class.

Moony · #43 06-24-2005, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I don't hate God/Oprah, I just think she's a disingenuous hag with little class.

You always find a better way to say it

dissention · #44 06-24-2005, 12:08 AM

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You always find a better way to say it

Yeah, because I'm naturally crass.

To be honest, I think they sucked out her remaining brain cells when they sucked all of that fat out of her flabby ass last year. I'll never forget a few months back when she had a show where a victim of molestation confronted her molester on the show; it was positively revolting. Couple that with her constant "Look at me, I'm Oprah and these are my famous friends" puff jobs and I can't deal with it or her. Don't even get me started on her pseudo-intellectual/show-off "book club" selections like John Steinbeck. She's so unintentionally hilarious that I want to wail like a ninth grade Bay City Rollers groupie and stomp my feet.

I USED to like her when she put on quality shows, though, back when Donahue was still on the air. She used to be pretty darn good.

sparky · #45 06-24-2005, 12:14 AM

I still like me some OKRA. She is certainly her own biggest fan, and the starf*cking has really gotten old. But, I think she still does a lot of good in the world, and sometimes the shows she puts on are educational and are at least aimed at helping people get their **** together and be better and smarter.

It's not like she's Bill Frist, Karl Rove, or some other cultural villain. I think her net effect on the world is still 80% positive. She has gotten a little annoying.
I'll go with that.