For those tired with Tom Cruise..

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

I think she is a great actress. But I also think she is a skank.
Ditto Chloe Sevigny.

They both have that indefinable skank quality.

Eau de skank.

Chloe totally has it, bad, but I haven't noticed it on Scarlett.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by Serrart

Scarlett Johansson?

Romy

Ohmy****ingword, YESSSSSSSS!

I love love love love love Scarlett. I could totally go for that. Beauty and brains, definitely a perfect match for Christian Bale.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

Ditto Chloe Sevigny.

Oy. Love her, too, but I could count her genital warts from 500 paces.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by amber

Chloe totally has it, bad, but I haven't noticed it on Scarlett.

When she is without makeup, skankasaurus. But, not in the Paris Hilton category or anything. She takes the cake. That kind of skank can't be painted over, dyed, dressed up, or removed surgically. She also fits into a special category of mine - the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

When she is without makeup, skankasaurus. But, not in the Paris Hilton category or anything. She takes the cake. That kind of skank can't be painted over, dyed, dressed up, or removed surgically. She also fits into a special category of mine - the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank.

Paris Hilton's vagina should be in the yellow pages by now.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by dissention

Paris Hilton's vagina should be in the yellow pages by now.

Under Toll Roads, perhaps? Tourist Attractions ? Superfund sites ?

[sparky]

Originally Posted by dissention

Oy. Love her, too, but I could count her genital warts from 500 paces.

That made me hoot so loud, 2 people came into my office.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

Under Toll Roads, perhaps? Tourist Attractions ? Superfund sites ?

Garbage, Rentals, Sewers, Pests, Recreational, and Plumbing, too.

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by sparky

When she is without makeup, skankasaurus. But, not in the Paris Hilton category or anything. She takes the cake. That kind of skank can't be painted over, dyed, dressed up, or removed surgically. She also fits into a special category of mine - the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank.

I still don't get that whole Paris Hilton thang. She has no ass, no tits and she has the body shape on an alien vistor.

I just don't get it. Are straight men really that stupid???

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

That made me hoot so loud, 2 people came into my office.

*bows*

I guess I am still full of piss and vinegar after all, my love.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by The Tower

I still don't get that whole Paris Hilton thang. She has no ass, no tits and she has the body shape on an alien vistor.

I just don't get it. Are straight men really that stupid???

Are crooked guys that stupid that they feel the need to actually ask that question???

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank.

Please, if there's a god, I'll have some opportunity to use that word...

[sparky]

Originally Posted by The Tower

I still don't get that whole Paris Hilton thang. She has no ass, no tits and she has the body shape on an alien vistor.

Not to mention the equine mug.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by amber

Please, if there's a god, I'll have some opportunity to use that word...

Happy to be of service.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

Not to mention the equine mug.

She's always looked like a malnourished fetus to me, plucked from the womb before she ripened.