Katie Holmes embracing Scientology - Page 19

The Tower · #**271** 06-14-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

I bet it was. The Cruise probably got a little nutso from not being laid in awhile. He went from having to go to bed with Kidman every night....to Penelope Cruz....I mean, this is one of the luckiest men alive! So then onto some young thing like Katie? She must have some mystical powers.

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dissention · #**272** 06-14-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

He went from having to go to bed with Kidman every night....

That's reason enough for me to possess an intense combination of jealousy and hatred. I take solace in the fact that his queer ass probably never touched her.

amber · #**273** 06-14-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Tower

Oh yeah... it was her rocking vagina that got Tommy all hot and bothered. Yeah, that's the ticket.

"oh, these are my sweet little kitties...this is Killer Poon, and the one over there is Rockin Vagina...."

amber · #**274** 06-14-2005, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

That's reason enough for me to possess an intense combination of jealousy and hatred. I take solace in the fact that his queer ass probably never touched her.

HA!!!! I KNEW IT! Jealous Hater. I'm sure you're gay enough to get Nicole, too, sweetie. See her on letterman last night? She was her usual twitchy but charming and humble self.

ontheEdgeof17 · #**275** 06-14-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

That's reason enough for me to possess an intense combination of jealousy and hatred. I take solace in the fact that his queer ass probably never touched her.

and he's impotent

dissention · #**276** 06-14-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

HA!!!! I KNEW IT! Jealous Hater. I'm sure you're gay enough to get Nicole, too, sweetie. See her on letterman last night? She was her usual twitchy but charming and humble self.

Course I saw her. I worship her.

I thought Letterman was an ass for bringing up Toothy and Katie. She looked gorgeous, though.

amber · #**277** 06-14-2005, 06:03 PM

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Course I saw her. I worship her.

I thought Letterman was an ass for bringing up Toothy and Katie. She looked gorgeous, though.

He always does that, because she's all shy and she always does the same thing when he embarrasses her, and it's cute. He does it on purpose.

dissention · #**278** 06-14-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

and he's impotent

Yeah, I always got the impression he was flaccid.

ontheEdgeof17 · #**279** 06-14-2005, 06:06 PM

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Yeah, I always got the impression he was flaccid.

I read that years ago...when he adopted his first kid.

sparky · #**280** 06-14-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Tower

That is my dog, Bubbles (yes, she is a chihuahua). She is sitting on the carpet holding a twisted rawhide stick in her paws and chewing on it.

OMG. You have a purse dog ???

That so doesn't fit my image of you.

The Tower · #**281** 06-14-2005, 06:30 PM

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OMG. You have a purse dog ???

That so doesn't fit my image of you.

I have three "purse" dogs. I live in a 1600 sq ft condominium on the fourth floor in the heart of WeHo. Whadja expect- that I would have a Neopolitan Mastiff??

They're sweet, sweet honeys. Just remove the Paris Hilton/Britney Spears connotations from the imagery and you're fine.

Moony · #**282** 06-14-2005, 06:41 PM

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You know what? I'm going to buy 2 awesome pit tickets, not tell you, and just fricking HOLD the other one, and go by myself.

Oh, by the way, I will be looking like a skanky white trash whore at the time, too.

That's just cruel.

and this thread is starting to gross me out

sparky · #**283** 06-14-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Tower

I have three "purse" dogs. I live in a 1600 sq ft condominium on the fourth floor in the heart of WeHo. Whadja expect- that I would have a Neopolitan Mastiff??

They're sweet, sweet honeys. Just remove the Paris Hilton/Britney Spears connotations from the imagery and you're fine.

Okay, okay. But weenie dogs are funnier.

Actually, my association is more along the lines of BH plastic surgery disaster housewives at the century city mall with their rodents in their purses.

But I will buy your story that they're cool. I mean, you're cool, yer dogs are probably cool.

The Tower · #**284** 06-14-2005, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony

That's just cruel.

and this thread is starting to gross me out

My mind was

about why this thread was grossing you out, and then {BING!!} the light came on regarding the killer poons and rocking vaginas....

Don't sweat it, Dan-O! Just visualize Viggo in your bed and your golden.

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Okay, okay. But weenie dogs are funnier.

At the LA Pride parade this weekend, there were two dykes who had just got a little baby minature long-haired dachschund. He was really cute!

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Actually, my association is more along the lines of BH plastic surgery disaster housewives at the century city mall with their rodents in their purses.

Yeah, those chicks puke me out, too. However, I would classify them as Shih Tsu/Maltese type owners, not chihuahuas. Chihuahuas are too cool for plastic old ladies.

skcin · #**285** 06-14-2005, 07:01 PM

I don't like ankle biters - btw, I mean little dogs, not men

- but I guess it would not be practical to have a big dog in your home.

And are we all really horny today, or what? Bang this, tickle that, cooters, mansandwiches, rockin' vaginas, flaccid peepees, the list goes on & on.

And to think, the thread was about Katie converting to scientology.

LOVE it!