Unlikely Titles For Stevie's Next Album - Page 3

skcin · #31 06-08-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SapphireSister

Wild Fart

Again, peeing!

estranged4life · #32 06-08-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Additions?

- Jake

Whackaloon

I be a witch "G"

These Moonboots were made for walking (Or limping)

Lick me

No Social Security needed

Voted for Bush

Ima picking and Ima grinning

Goddamed Ledgies (And their opinions)

SapphireSister · #33 06-08-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Again, peeing!

Ha ha and then she can do a version of "Fart a Little" .
"Sometimes it stinks (when I fart a little) even when you can't hear (I still fart a little)"

ontheEdgeof17 · #34 06-08-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SapphireSister

Ha ha and then she can do a version of "Fart a Little" .
"Sometimes it stinks (when I fart a little) even when you can't hear (I still fart a little)"

Sniff It! It's about time, Lilly

estranged4life · #35 06-08-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SapphireSister

Ha ha and then she can do a version of "Fart a Little" .
"Sometimes it stinks (when I fart a little) even when you can't hear (I still fart a little)"

if she ate Taco Bell and waited a bit to cut the cheese would that be "I Can't Wait"??? Man, the pressure on her gut would be gawd-awful

Brian "PMS-Sometimes It's a Bitch" j.

SapphireSister · #36 06-08-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Sniff It! It's about time, Lilly

HA HA! ROTFL!!!

We are having way too much fun with this.

Don't blame it on the beans, blame it on my Wild Fart.

AliceLover · #37 06-08-2005, 01:55 PM

Sometimes shes a bitch during menopause

Edge of 57

Stand Back! gotta clean out my depends

Say you Will get my sandwich

I still miss cocaine

Maybe a white dress will change your mind?

If Anyone Falls off a stage while on cocaine

strandinthewind · #38 06-08-2005, 02:01 PM

Speaking of flatus - this can be on the same wind:

The following piece appeared in the Gastrointestinal section of past editions of The Merck Manual, and is being reprinted here because of reader demand.

Flatulence, which can cause great psychosocial distress, is unofficially described according to its salient characteristics:

(1) the "slider" (crowded elevator type), which is released slowly and noiselessly, sometimes with devastating effect;

(2) the open sphincter, or "pooh" type, which is said to be of higher temperature and more aromatic;

(3) the staccato or drumbeat type, pleasantly passed in privacy; and

(4) the "bark" type (described in a personal communication) is characterized by a sharp exclamatory eruption that effectively interrupts (and often concludes) conversation. Aromaticity is not a prominent feature. Rarely, this usually distressing symptom has been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as "Le Petomane," who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage.

http://www.merck.com/mrkshared/mmanu...pter32/32b.jsp

SapphireSister · #39 06-08-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Speaking of flatus - this can be on the same wind:

I love you for saying "flatus". I thought my mom was the only one in the world who actually used that word

You made my day!

strandinthewind · #40 06-08-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SapphireSister

I love you for saying "flatus". I thought my mom was the only one in the world who actually used that word

You made my day!

My pleasure darlin'

Mari · #41 06-08-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life

Lick me

What's that, a duet with Khia?

more..

Sable On Peroxide

Gold and Hair-Extensions

Gunther

umm.. kinda weak, maybe I'll have some better ones tomorrow

lagringader&r · #42 06-08-2005, 02:59 PM

Gawd, some of these are good! I think we should submit them to Stevie!

A few more:

You Must Never Yank My Chain

Leather and The Chain (What My Songs Are Really About)

Go Your Own Way And I'll Trip You Everytime

Beauties And The Beastmaster (A Tribute to Charlie's Angels)

You Better Be Afraid! (For Lindsey)

Drawing a blank now, so back to work.

CreepingDeath · #43 06-08-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

Christine Make Lovin' Chicks Fun

That one is probably Hillary's wet dream.

more...

Riding High Atop The Bologna Pony (the answer to Stevie's new found zeal)

Cocain's A Hellava Drug

Cause I'm Stevie Nicks, bitch

glitter_fades · #44 06-08-2005, 04:27 PM

Nightsweats

The High on Doobie Lady

I Don't Wanna Know Why These People Worship Me

Golden Hair Dye

The Lady From The Home

All My Ex's are Jealous of My Talent

I Sing Cause I Ain't Got Nothin' Else To Do

Take This Record and Shove It, Lindsey.

darklinensuit · #45 06-08-2005, 04:42 PM

Chewing The Breast That I Can

Prom Themes For Homer Lafoon

I'll Betcha There's No Such Thing As Angels

Political Songs With Natalie Maines

Beautiful Child Until It Sprouted Jimmy's Eyebrow

- Jake