Who Are You?

[Moony]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

No it isn't! I check it all the time and it's only boring when it's not updated.

awww too sweet

thanks

[bretonbanquet]

About you and only you:
1) First name: James
2) Birth date: February 4, 1973
3) Current location: Buckinghamshire, UK
4) Height: 5' 11½" (nearly made it)
5) Eye color: Blue
6) Hair color/style: Blond / untidy
7) Righty or lefty: All-Righty
8) Your greatest accomplishment: Don't know, I forget stuff like that
9) Something you'd still like to achieve: Owning a house, not having to work...
10) Your fears: People dying, house burning down
11) Your weakness: Laziness, mainly when I could help myself out
12) Your bedtime: anytime
13) Your perfect evening: I try not to think what might be perfect
14) Your perfect first date: God knows
15) Your perfect friend: Clever, funny, takes the trouble to know me well
16) Your perfect pizza: Not fussy!
17) Your best feature: eyes maybe... uh... personality
18) The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Hair, eyes, other stuff
19) The shoes you wore today: Old Spanish boots
20) Your dream car: 1970 Maserati Ghibli, black

Do you:
21) Smoke/Drink alcohol: no / sometimes
22) Have a job: Yes, sadly
23) Cuss: Rather a lot
24) Go to school/college: Did for years - too long
25) Want to get married: Probably not
26) Want to have kids: Probably not a great idea
27) Get along with your parents: Yes, although they haven't spoken to each other in years
28) Get depressed: Only very briefly
29) Have a sense of humor: Warped and twisted, but it's there all right
30) Keep a journal: Since 1989

Have you:
31) Been drunk: Very and often, but not so much lately
32) Taken drugs: No
33) Been called a tease: No
34) Been beaten up: No
35) Beaten someone up: I've handed out a slapping here and there, but nothing too ugly
36) Shoplifted: No
37) Have a medical emergency/surgery: No, thank God
38) Fired a gun: Yes - but only at clays or paper targets
39) Danced around the house naked: Noooo
40) Laughed and shot milk out of your nose: I have self-control

'Fess up!
41) Number of people you have kissed in your life: 4, 5 maybe
42) Number of relationships you've had: 2 or 3 - none that actually mattered
43) Number of people you could trust with your life: None
44) Do you have piercings: No
45) Do you have tattoos: No
46) Have you been dumped: No
47) Have you dumped someone: No - just kinda drift apart usually
48) What annoys you the most: Noisy eaters, God I can't stand it
49) What makes you cry: I haven't actually cried for many years, but all sorts of surprising things almost send me over the edge.
50) What makes you laugh: People treading in dog ****, that kind of stuff __________________

[chiliD]

About you and only you:
1) First name: C'mon...everybody should know THAT by now
2) Birth date: it was a Thursday...a VERY long time ago
3) Current location: at my desk at work
4) Height: too short for my weight...to balance that, I should be about 8'8" tall
5) Eye color: mostly white with red lines, but there's those black dots concentrically within those glazed brown circles
6) Hair color/style: Salt N Pepa
7) Righty or lefty: throw: right...write: right...bat: both...play guitar: right
8) Your greatest accomplishment: staying alive for nearly a 1/2 century
9) Something you'd still like to achieve: stay alive for another 1/2 century
10) Your fears: I won't accomplish #9; but it is of great comfort that I already know about "the other side" and who'll be there when I get there in case I don't accomplish it.
11) Your weakness: unhealthy foods
12) Your bedtime: whenever I damn well feel like it
13) Your perfect evening: March 22, 1956
14) Your perfect first date: June 12, 1998
15) Your perfect friend: My beautiful wife
16) Your perfect pizza: my quest for the holy grail continues
17) Your best feature: changes constantly
18) The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: I decline to answer
19) The shoes you wore today: flops...just like EVERYday
20) Your dream car: Used to be a PT Cruiser...and before that a 1967 VW camper bus...but now, I love my Ford Focus SE sedan.

Do you:
21) Smoke/Drink alcohol: smoke: yes, but not tobacco. drink: not NEARLY as much as I used to, but I can be easily coerced.
22) Have a job: Same one for the past 18 years
23) Cuss: Like a G*d damned f***ing sailor
24) Go to school/college: I did my time
25) Want to get married: I AM!!!
26) Want to have kids: no
27) Get along with your parents: BIG TIME!
28) Get depressed: yep...but mostly I'm optomistic to a fault
29) Have a sense of humor: I think so, but my wife's is MUCH better
30) Keep a journal: I don't DARE

Have you:
31) Been drunk: More often than sober, since I was 14
32) Taken drugs: Am I under oath?
33) Been called a tease: yes
34) Been beaten up: no
35) Beaten someone up: the person who opened their mouth in question #33
36) Shoplifted: Ashamedly, yes
37) Have a medical emergency/surgery: yes...died on the table three times; but, they OBVIOUSLY brought me back each time
38) Fired a gun: yes, but never at anything living...unless you consider empty beer cans as "living beings".
39) Danced around the house naked: none of your f-in biz
40) Laughed and shot milk out of your nose: yes, but not milk...tequila...and that burned like a muthaf-ker!

'Fess up!
41) Number of people you have kissed in your life: I invoke my 5th amendment rights...even if I didn't, I couldn't recall to give an accurate count
42) Number of relationships you've had: ditto
43) Number of people you could trust with your life: The # increased by 6 after #37
44) Do you have piercings: no
45) Do you have tattoos: no, scars count?
46) Have you been dumped: you don't live 50 years and not be at some point
47) Have you dumped someone: same as #46
48) What annoys you the most: other people's driving, Republicans in office, people who consciously harm defenseless animals, litter, oil prices...I could go on, but decline to.
49) What makes you cry: anything at any time
50) What makes you laugh: anything at any time...and sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

30) Keep a journal: Since 1989

That's really impressive, James. I've been diligent about mine since around 1998; you've definitely got me beat.

[terrivac]

About you and only you:
1) First name: Terri
2) Birth date: June 24
3) Current location: Cleveland
4) Height: 5'5
5) Eye color: brown
6) Hair color/style: short, brown & grey
7) Righty or lefty: righty but depends what I am doing
8) Your greatest accomplishment: My BBA
9) Something you'd still like to achieve: My MBA, I am about 1/2 done
10) Your fears: heights
11) Your weakness: my moms home made spaghetti sauce
12) Your bedtime: 10
13) Your perfect evening: a nice quiet one
14) Your perfect first date: dinner down by the lake watching the sun set
15) Your perfect friend: Honest with a sense of humor
16) Your perfect pizza: thin crust, white pizza with pineapple and bacon
17) Your best feature: eyes
18) The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: eyes
19) The shoes you wore today: running shoes by Avia
20) Your dream car: Jeff Gordon's #24 Monte Carlo

Do you:
21) Smoke/Drink alcohol: Nope
22) Have a job: Yep
23) Cuss: Like a sailor
24) Go to school/college: No but I work in one
25) Want to get married: Nope, don't want to share my toys
26) Want to have kids: Nope, proud parent of NONE!
27) Get along with your parents: sure do
28) Get depressed: of course
29) Have a sense of humor: a sick one I am told
30) Keep a journal: nope

Have you:
31) Been drunk: yep
32) Taken drugs: never
33) Been called a tease: never
34) Been beaten up: never
35) Beaten someone up: yep
36) Shoplifted: nope
37) Have a medical emergency/surgery: yep, some old lady hit me from behind and I ended up in the ER
38) Fired a gun: yep, dad was police officer
39) Danced around the house naked: no, my luck I would fall down and the EMT would have to fine me naked
40) Laughed and shot milk out of your nose: nope, don't drink milk

'Fess up!
41) Number of people you have kissed in your life: can't remember
42) Number of relationships you've had: 2 good ones
43) Number of people you could trust with your life: 4
44) Do you have piercings: nope
45) Do you have tattoos: nope
46) Have you been dumped: nope
47) Have you dumped someone: nope
48) What annoys you the most: stupid lazy people
49) What makes you cry: sometimes thinking of my dad, he passed away 10 years ago.
50) What makes you laugh: just about anything, my friends think I am sick.

[HomerMcvie]

About you and only you:1) First name:Homer, I mean David
2) Birth date: Dec 2nd
3) Current location: couch
4) Height: 5'10"
5) Eye color: Blue
6) Hair color/style: Light brown/ short
7) Righty or lefty: throw: right
8) Your greatest accomplishment: Resonable level of financial security
9) Something you'd still like to achieve: Great love
10) Your fears: HEIGHTS!!! And snakes!
11) Your weakness: I'm a bit of a loner. I get offers, I usually decline.
12) Your bedtime: 4AM
13) Your perfect evening: Oct 11, 1997
14) Your perfect first date: Oct 11, 1997
15) Your perfect friend: Funny and true
16) Your perfect pizza: spinach, artichoke, feta
17) Your best feature: sense of humor
18) The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: smile
19) The shoes you wore today: Nikes, like every day
20) Your dream car: 59 Cadillac, isn't that the year with the HUGE fins?

Do you:
21) Smoke/Drink alcohol: smoker's suck! Drink only when my arm is twisted. Ouch!
22) Have a job: sort of
23) Cuss: Does the pope **** in the woods?
24) Go to school/college: BA in psych
25) Want to get married: Maybe. It would have to be a perfect match though. NO settling!!!
26) Want to have kids: no
27) Get along with your parents: I did.
28) Get depressed: rarely
29) Have a sense of humor: I'm the funniest MOFO I know. Just ask me!
30) Keep a journal:Nope
Have you:
31) Been drunk: Yep, and I'm good at it.
32) Taken drugs: I've tried everything except needles. They're all fun, but booze is my favorite. FWIW, I've never been in trouble. I drink about half of what I used to.
33) Been called a tease: yes
34) Been beaten up: no
35) Beaten someone up: As a kid
36) Shoplifted: Once.... got caught
37) Have a medical emergency/surgery: Just stitches
38) Fired a gun: yes, own several. I shot a snake last week.
39) Danced around the house naked: Currently
40) Laughed and shot milk out of your nose: nope
'Fess up!
41) Number of people you have kissed in your life: Oh Lard........dunno.....50-100?
42) Number of relationships you've had: 3
43) Number of people you could trust with your life: 3
44) Do you have piercings: no
45) Do you have tattoos: no
46) Have you been dumped: only once
47) Have you dumped someone: several times
48) What annoys you the most: other's driving!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49) What makes you cry: my dog
50) What makes you laugh: life

[catinthedark]

[QUOTE=SteveMacD]About you and only you:
1) First name: Steve
2) Birth date: 6/20/74
3) Current location: Dayton, OH
4) Height: 6'2"
5) Eye color: Blue
6) Hair color/style: Red (Strawberry blonde), short
7) Righty or lefty: Righty
8) Your greatest accomplishment: Master's degree from Ohio State
9) Something you'd still like to achieve: Move to Toronto.
10) Your fears: Failure
11) Your weakness: Doggies
12) Your bedtime: 11:30 usually, lately a bit later.
13) Your perfect evening: A hockey game...IN TORONTO. Or a good concert
14) Your perfect first date: The good old hockey game
15) Your perfect friend: Great sense of humor and an interest in hockey &/or music
16) Your perfect pizza: A large pizza from Pizza Pizza in Ontario.
17) Your best feature: Sense of humor
18) The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: The way she carries herself.
19) The shoes you wore today: My Adidas b-series.
20) Your dream car: One that's paid off.QUOTE]

I'm fascinated. Why the love affair with my fair city?

(BTW, I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan... so watch it! )

[Jessica Leigh]

About you and only you:
1) First name: Jessica
2) Birth date: 7/28/1980
3) Current location: my basement
4) Height: 5' 3 1/2"
5) Eye color: sometimes blue, sometimes grey, sometimes turquoise
6) Hair color/style: blond and all one long length
7) Righty or lefty: righty
8) Your greatest accomplishment: um, gosh... i can't think of anything i want to post
9) Something you'd still like to achieve: a lot
10) Your fears: dying before i've accomplished everything
11) Your weakness: any food except caviar and macaroni/cheese... i hate them
12) Your bedtime: whenever i get sleepy... normally around 4 or 430 am
13) Your perfect evening: i don't have one perfect evening... i like a lot of things... i want good food, good company and good entertainment...
14) Your perfect first date: i don't believe in first dates... i have to know someone well as just friends before we "see" each other...
15) Your perfect friend: i don't think i have one... and that's sad
16) Your perfect pizza: saus, pep, pineapple, jalapenos, black olives and a side of ranch
17) Your best feature: people tell me i have nice eyes
18) The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: eyes for sure
19) The shoes you wore today: i think i went barefoot all day- i'm just loafing around the house recovering from vegas still
20) Your dream car: a burgundy jeep grand cherokee

Do you:
21) Smoke/Drink alcohol: yep both
22) Have a job: yep
23) Cuss: yep
24) Go to school/college: yep
25) Want to get married: to whom?
26) Want to have kids: probably someday
27) Get along with your parents: sometimes
28) Get depressed: yes
29) Have a sense of humor: i like to think so... "blessed are those who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused." right?
30) Keep a journal: yes

Have you:
31) Been drunk: yes
32) Taken drugs: yes
33) Been called a tease: yes
34) Been beaten up: well not really... i got in a fight in 7th grade which consisted of a lot of hair pulling... we both had chunks pulled out and were suspended for 2 days
35) Beaten someone up: no
36) Shoplifted: yeah... i was 12 and just had to have this cute little tin of banana/strawberry lipgloss
37) Have a medical emergency/surgery: yes
38) Fired a gun: yes
39) Danced around the house naked: yes
40) Laughed and shot milk out of your nose: no, it was apple juice... and let me tell you that STINGS!!

'Fess up!
41) Number of people you have kissed in your life: like, friendly? or passionately? let's exclude the friendly pecks and just count the real ones.... um... 6
42) Number of relationships you've had: oh hell if i know... i don't know what to count and what not to count... like, what if i hung out with the same guy for 5 months in high school and we went to movies all the time together? does that count? i just don't know... but less than 5
43) Number of people you could trust with your life: um, again, less than 5
44) Do you have piercings: just ears
45) Do you have tattoos: nope
46) Have you been dumped: yep
47) Have you dumped someone: yep
48) What annoys you the most: not being able to do everything that i want to do
49) What makes you cry: sad movies and when my life changes
50) What makes you laugh: just about everything else

[xdreamsunwindx]

About you and only you:
1) First name: Kate
2) Birth date: 4.18.90
3) Current location: In my room.
4) Height: 5'5", apparently. I'm short.
5) Eye color: Brown.
6) Hair color/style: Brown with pink underneath.
7) Righty or lefty: Both.
8) Your greatest accomplishment: Not being thrown into the psych ward. Yet. ;]
9) Something you'd still like to achieve: I want to sing in a rock band.
10) Your fears: Dubya, ****ing my life up, being poor.
11) Your weakness: Money?
12) Your bedtime: Whenever I want. :P
13) Your perfect evening: Chillin' and listening to music, burning incense.
14) Your perfect first date: Going to a pizza place and then a record store.
15) Your perfect friend: One who loves music, is cynical, and likes cats.
16) Your perfect pizza: Plain!
17) Your best feature: Apparently, I have a perfect nose. I like my eyes, though.
18) The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Eyes.
19) The shoes you wore today: Black Chuck Taylor hightops.
20) Your dream car: One that moves?

Do you:
21) Smoke/Drink alcohol: I occasionally drink.
22) Have a job: No, but I'm gonna do some part-time webpage design work for Get Hip Records in a few weeks. I'm all excited. ^_^
23) Cuss: Like a mother****ing sailor.
24) Go to school/college: I'm currently enrolled in hell, yes.
25) Want to get married: Eh. Not really. Living in sin is good for me.
26) Want to have kids: Eh. Maybe.
27) Get along with your parents: Very seldom.
28) Get depressed: Oh, hell yes.
29) Have a sense of humor: I'd like to think so.
30) Keep a journal: Yes.

Have you:
31) Been drunk: Yeah, a little.
32) Taken drugs: None that weren't perscribed to me.
33) Been called a tease: All the time.
34) Been beaten up: I've been in fights, but I beat the **** out of this one little slut before she could do anything else to me.
35) Beaten someone up: See above. Yes.
36) Shoplifted: I plead the fifth. ;|
37) Have a medical emergency/surgery: No.
38) Fired a gun: No.
39) Danced around the house naked: Yes.
40) Laughed and shot milk out of your nose: Oh yes. lol.

'Fess up!
41) Number of people you have kissed in your life: Like.. 2?
42) Number of relationships you've had: None really.
43) Number of people you could trust with your life: Not many.
44) Do you have piercings: No.
45) Do you have tattoos: No. I'm a pussy.
46) Have you been dumped: No.
47) Have you dumped someone: No.
48) What annoys you the most: People?
49) What makes you cry: People.
50) What makes you laugh: Not having much sleep.

[Neal]

About you and only you:
1) First name: Neal
2) Birth date: 8/21/1981
3) Current location: San Jose, CA
4) Height: 5'10
5) Eye color: Brown
6) Hair color/style: Brown/short,spikeyish...?
7) Righty or lefty: Lefty
8) Your greatest accomplishment: Making it to 5pm every day
9) Something you'd still like to achieve: Get my degree
10) Your fears: Spiders, snakes, an empty beer
11) Your weakness: Pizza!
12) Your bedtime: 11pm weeknights, weekends could be anytime.
13) Your perfect evening: Sitting at home with pizza and a hot guy
14) Your perfect first date: See above.
15) Your perfect friend: Someone honest, generous, kind.
16) Your perfect pizza: Hawaiian.
17) Your best feature: Hmmm... eyes?
18) The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Hair.
19) The shoes you wore today: Black Skechers
20) Your dream car: I'll settle for one I can fill up for less than $40

Do you:
21) Smoke/Drink alcohol: No/Excessively.
22) Have a job: Yes.
23) Cuss: Yes.
24) Go to school/college: Yes.
25) Want to get married: If it ever becomes legal, sure.
26) Want to have kids: God no!
27) Get along with your parents: Sometimes.
28) Get depressed: Who doesn't?
29) Have a sense of humor: Definitely!
30) Keep a journal: Nope.

Have you:
31) Been drunk: Yes. But not since breakfast...
32) Taken drugs: Yes.
33) Been called a tease: Does 'whore' count...?
34) Been beaten up: Not yet.
35) Beaten someone up: Nope.
36) Shoplifted: Nope.
37) Have a medical emergency/surgery: Nope.
38) Fired a gun: Yes, but I missed.
39) Danced around the house naked: Not that I remember...
40) Laughed and shot milk out of your nose: Milk, no. Vodka, yes.

'Fess up!
41) Number of people you have kissed in your life: Who keeps track of that?
42) Number of relationships you've had: 2 serious ones, a handful of flings.
43) Number of people you could trust with your life: 2, maybe 3...?
44) Do you have piercings: Uh uh.
45) Do you have tattoos: Uh uh.
46) Have you been dumped: Yep.
47) Have you dumped someone: Yep.
48) What annoys you the most: Liars and onions.
49) What makes you cry: Onions.
50) What makes you laugh:Too many things to name...

[amber]

Originally Posted by Neal

10) Your fears: Spiders, snakes, an empty beer

*shudder* oh, the horror!

[Neal]

Originally Posted by amber

*shudder* oh, the horror!

It's even scarier when it's last call and you're outta cash!

[amber]

Originally Posted by Neal

It's even scarier when it's last call and you're outta cash!

which happens to me more often than not...it is frightening. "wait - I can't have another drink until tomorrow?" you think. Or "If I can't buy this last one, the rest of my night will suck!"

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by amber

*shudder* oh, the horror!

All three of those sound good to me since 1) I don't like beer, 2) I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE snakes, and 3) I kind of like spiders, too

Call me crazy. You won't be the first.

[amber]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

All three of those sound good to me since 1) I don't like beer, 2) I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE snakes, and 3) I kind of like spiders, too

Call me crazy. You won't be the first.

You're frickin crazy!!! You're a goddamn loon! You're certifiable! Why are you even talking?! Holy crap, I've never even heard of anyone as crazy as you!!! You make Ann Coulter look sane!!! Caligula was a regular guy compared to you!!!











I like snakes okay, too, but that beer thing is still very frightening. If you don't like beer, substitute "drink".