Most Boring Movie You've Ever Seen

David · #1 05-06-2005, 08:30 PM

I saw Tarkovsky's "Stalker" back in college, or sort of saw it. I went with two or three dormmates who were all in the Film Studies dep't. I would fall asleep after what seemed like an interminable length of time, wake up, see more movie (it seemed never to end), fall back asleep, &c. This went on repeatedly -- four or six times. I don't even remember getting back to the dorm. It's as if I had been Mickey Finn'd.

Postscript: I'm happy to say, after just watching the Criterion "Andrei Rublev," that I can sit through at least one Tarkovsky flick relatively entertained!

GateandGarden · #2 05-06-2005, 08:53 PM

A Walk to Remember

God, that movie was painful. And boring.

Also, Down to You

Teen flicks...booooooo!

dissention · #3 05-06-2005, 09:02 PM

Anything from David Lean. His movies make me claw at my eyes. Painful, I tell you.

GypsySorcerer · #4 05-06-2005, 09:14 PM

"A Walk in the Clouds" was a real snoozer..........

golden braid · #5 05-06-2005, 09:29 PM

Speed 2 and Forces of Nature come to mind.

SteveMacD · #6 05-06-2005, 09:52 PM

Ishtar was a snoozer.

greatdarkwing · #7 05-06-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by golden braid

Speed 2 and Forces of Nature come to mind.

I liked Speed 2

The only movie i've ever walked of : Mandy Moore's "How To Deal"

StevieNicksEO17 · #8 05-06-2005, 10:13 PM

Malibu's Most Wanted... Worst. movie. ever.

dissention · #9 05-06-2005, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveMacD

Ishtar was a snoozer.

Hell yes. My lovely Elaine May really released a stinker with that one.

Philadelphia with Tom Hanks is another snoozer, what overrated garbage. Just because it dealt with a heavy subject, it doesn't mean it's good, people. Same with Shoah, which I never saw more than three hours of because it was so unwatchable. Bless the poor soul that could stomach the whole thing, you get props from me.

GateandGarden · #10 05-06-2005, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by greatdarkwing

The only movie i've ever walked of : Mandy Moore's "How To Deal"

I bet that was bad!

I thought of another snoozer: Corky Romano

I guess I shouldn't be admitting that I've seen these awful movies.

greatdarkwing · #11 05-06-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

I bet that was bad!

I thought of another snoozer: Corky Romano

I guess I shouldn't be admitting that I've seen these awful movies.

I liked Corky Romano too!!!!

I guess I just like bad movies

dissention · #12 05-06-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by greatdarkwing

I liked Speed 2

I'm mixed when it comes to Sandra Bullock, but her new one Crash looks fab-u-lous.

And let's add Angels In America. PURE SWILL.

greatdarkwing · #13 05-06-2005, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

I bet that was bad!

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My comment to my friends as I walked out.... "I'd rather go shove a watermelon down my peehole than sit through this movie"

greatdarkwing · #14 05-06-2005, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I'm mixed when it comes to Sandra Bullock, but her new one Crash looks fab-u-lous.

And let's add Angels In America. PURE SWILL.

Miss Congeniality 2 looked like monkey crap, LOL

GateandGarden · #15 05-06-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by greatdarkwing

My comment to my friends as I walked out.... "I'd rather go shove a watermelon down my peehole than sit through this movie"

I don't think I've ever walked out of a movie and I don't even know why. For some reason I guess I feel like I should stick it out. Totally illogical, but that's what I do.