who's had an experience with a ghost - Page 3

all the same · #31 04-29-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

yeah, cause we all know how hard it is to turn men on....

A slight breeze is all it takes!

amber · #32 04-29-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

A slight breeze is all it takes!

Exactly. Oh, and I don't have any ghost stories.

all the same · #33 04-29-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Exactly. Oh, and I don't have any ghost stories.

I've got a couple more I'm hangin' onto for later to keep this thread alive for a while.

Here's a horror story!

At the gym this one time, this really gross guy beside me in the gym who totally had a nerdy bowl cut had a bit of blood flow goin' on and it actually turned me on!!!

He was TOTALLY GROSS!!! I gotta get me some for f sake! Friggin' PAVLOV'S DOGS over here! He also wears sunglasses while he's changing in the locker room. Classy, eh? Oh, no one can tell that you're checking people out, buddy!

amber · #34 04-29-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

I've got a couple more I'm hangin' onto for later to keep this thread alive for a while.

Here's a horror story!

At the gym this one time, this really gross guy beside me in the gym who totally had a nerdy bowl cut had a bit of blood flow goin' on and it actually turned me on!!!

He was TOTALLY GROSS!!! I gotta get me some for f sake! Friggin' PAVLOV'S DOGS over here! He also wears sunglasses while he's changing in the locker room. Classy, eh? Oh, no one can tell that you're checking people out, buddy!

eww.
I was confused for a minute there with the "blood flow"

Then I got it. Anyway, though, I totally understand....

all the same · #35 04-29-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

eww.
I was confused for a minute there with the "blood flow"

Then I got it. Anyway, though, I totally understand....

Yeah, but you don't have a penis. When you get aroused the only one that knows it is... your panties!

amber · #36 04-29-2005, 08:45 PM

If I did have a ghost story, it would probably be the ghosts of mice. I saw another little "present" in my courtyard when I got home.

Stupid cat. The weird thing is, right when i walked up my driveway, a neighbor was all "hey, you want a mouse? we just found one" And they brought it over, it was all white and cute. So then I went to do an errand, and when I got back, I saw the dead white mouse in my yard.

So i went running up front, but luckily, the other mouse was still alive....
okay, threadjack over. What would the ghosts of mice, do, anyway? Would I wake up one day to find all my cereal eaten? or my rice?

all the same · #37 04-29-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

If I did have a ghost story, it would probably be the ghosts of mice. I saw another little "present" in my courtyard when I got home.

Stupid cat. The weird thing is, right when i walked up my driveway, a neighbor was all "hey, you want a mouse? we just found one" And they brought it over, it was all white and cute. So then I went to do an errand, and when I got back, I saw the dead white mouse in my yard.

So i went running up front, but luckily, the other mouse was still alive....
okay, threadjack over. What would the ghosts of mice, do, anyway? Would I wake up one day to find all my cereal eaten? or my rice?

Oooooohhhhh!!! How positively ghooooooolish!!! You wake up at night hearing a tiny scratching sound! And find ghost mouse turds in the corner of your room!!! Cue the themesong to X-Files now!

bikerchic · #38 04-29-2005, 09:06 PM

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I haven't, but when we lived in our apartment my husband used to have bad dreams about some guy (or some thing) chasing him. He used to get weird feelings, esp up in the attic (chills, hair standing up on his neck, feeling that someone was there, etc.) When we moved, the dreams stopped.

Since we moved into our house, he has seen a dark figure several times. Once he was walking by the spare bedroom & thought he saw a man standing in the room. He looked again & nothing. The scariest time was when we were sleeping on the futon in our basement (it was 90 degrees & we didn't have AC yet.) He woke up & there was a man sitting on a chair staring at us. He closed his eyes, opened them again & there was nobody there.

I would tend to think he was bull****ting, except that: a) he gets scared out of his mind, b) he is embarrassed to tell others cuz he's worried they'll think he's nuts, and c) we found out after the "sightings" started that the woman who we bought our home from had lived there alone for the last 25 years. Her husband had died of a heart attack snow blowing the driveway, in the 70's.

ooooo.kkkkkk. First there's the ghost that put the fridge back together, now this

and I'm sharing a room with you

amber · #39 04-29-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

Oooooohhhhh!!! How positively ghooooooolish!!! You wake up at night hearing a tiny scratching sound! And find ghost mouse turds in the corner of your room!!! Cue the themesong to X-Files now!

"ghost mouse turds"

They'd probably haunt my cat instead. Little carnivorous beast.

amber · #40 04-29-2005, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bikerchic

ooooo.kkkkkk. First there's the ghost that put the fridge back together, now this

and I'm sharing a room with you

Me, too! I'm ghost free!!!

Wait...two tauruses...I just realized that. ok. Maybe we'll have a ghost for our room that brings us snacks and drinks....

all the same · #41 04-29-2005, 09:17 PM

Should I whip out the next one?

I think I'm ready. When I was in Spain in October I was in a subway station. This one is super weird. My friend Tara and I were walking from one end to another and there was a man approaching us who basically looked like a homeless guy or a major sketchpad! My friend didn't notice him at all as he was approaching which was weird to me. I was watching him the entire time as we were walking. He was walking very slowly with his head down not looking up at all. As he crossed my path, he looked over at me and grunted with angry, evil, scary, pee your pants eyes. The grunting sound was absolutely demonic! I said to my friend "Did you just see that?" She had no idea what I was talking about. Seconds later, we turned around and the guy was no where to be found. The subway was one long tunnel with an entrance at either end only. There were no side exits. Scared the crap outta me!

amber · #42 04-29-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

Should I whip out the next one?

I think I'm ready. When I was in Spain in October I was in a subway station. This one is super weird. My friend Tara and I were walking from one end to another and there was a man approaching us who basically looked like a homeless guy or a major sketchpad! My friend didn't notice him at all as he was approaching which was weird to me. I was watching him the entire time as we were walking. He was walking very slowly with his head down not looking up at all. As he crossed my path, he looked over at me and grunted with angry, evil, scary, pee your pants eyes. The grunting sound was absolutely demonic! I said to my friend "Did you just see that?" She had no idea what I was talking about. Seconds later, we turned around and the guy was no where to be found. The subway was one long tunnel with an entrance at either end only. There were no side exits. Scared the crap outta me!

Omigod! That's really weird. Same thing happened to me, only it was a real guy. He yelled in my face.

Now I'm starting to get jealous. How come I never see any ghosts? Except, of course, for the ghost of what I want to be, the ghost of the past that I live in, and the ghost of the future that I'm frightened of....

all the same · #43 04-29-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Omigod! That's really weird. Same thing happened to me, only it was a real guy. He yelled in my face.

Now I'm starting to get jealous. How come I never see any ghosts? Except, of course, for the ghost of what I want to be, the ghost of the past that I live in, and the ghost of the future that I'm frightened of....

damn, i wish i was your lovahhhh!!!

amber · #44 04-29-2005, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

damn, i wish i was your lovahhhh!!!

C'mon! you had to know someone would say it eventualleh!!
Member the good old days, when it was known that homos could be turned just by the love of a good woman??

all the same · #45 04-29-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

C'mon! you had to know someone would say it eventualleh!!
Member the good old days, when it was known that homos could be turned just by the love of a good woman??

Those were the days!

Okay, I'm off to the theatahhhhh to watch The Ammityville Horror! All this talk of ghoooooools and ghooooooosts has put me in the mood to have the **** scared outta me!