How to get Awsome Seats???? - Page 6

amber · #76 04-22-2005, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by all the same

Bella Donna!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

awww, where's your next one?

I couldn't see
Stevie on stage
just a little closer would've been less lame
tried to trade seats again and again
First security took my arm then I ra-an
No one knows
how far back
12th row really is
until they have to sit in such lame seats

Far Back! Far Back!
In the 12th row I could not hear Stevie.
So Lame, So Lame
To be sitting so far back
(sitting so far back)
To be sitting so far ba-ack
I would cryeyeyey.

amber · #77 04-22-2005, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by all the same

And now alone in my room
As I start to look for tickets
Am I so lame
Why am I always so damn lame
On ticketmaster i sit
The same site for hours
Well, I came all the way here
Just to sit here in 12th row!!!

I didn't ask when I got my seats
I always accepted what I got
As the best and the best only
Well it's not enough that i was there early
And it's not enough that i searched all day long
It's not enough to love Stevie
Because sometimes
You just get bad seats
Sometimes
You just get **** seats

Yes! Score!

dissention · #78 04-22-2005, 11:38 PM

Well, I never thought I'd see her play casino shows
I never thought she'd ever go that way
She wants everything she touches these days
To turn to gold
But if you fell for the presale
Them were some **** tix you were sold...

For her...it's the only life
That she's ever known
Now the Henley tour is only a few weeks away
Even though she has to deal with Vegas and Glenn Frey
It's alright
The checks will still clear
Even after the marquees fade

(I know I'm not going to Vegas, but I can't pass up an opportunity to do my beloved parodies)

amber · #79 04-22-2005, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissention

Well, I never thought I'd see her play casino shows
I never thought she'd ever go that way
She wants everything she touches these days
To turn to gold
But if you fell for the presale
Them were some **** tix you were sold...

For her...it's the only life
That she's ever known
Now the Henley tour is only a few weeks away
Even though she has to deal with Vegas and Glenn Frey
It's alright
The checks will still clear
Even after the marquees fade

(I know I'm not going to Vegas, but I can't pass up an opportunity to do my beloved parodies)

yes, it's hard to pass up the opportunity for a parody, isn't it?

dissention · #80 04-22-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber

yes, it's hard to pass up the opportunity for a parody, isn't it?

Well, I heard she flew out to Caesar's Palace
Amber says, "That's not what I heard, I hear she cashed the checks first"
She depended on the Ledgies to tell her to wear colors
To change the setlist...this is Diss talking to yoooooooooooou

Old songs had no charm...
Buried beneath that mob widow dress- or a wretched Reeblech
She carries...Remifemin in her garter, along with everything else...

all the same · #81 04-23-2005, 12:05 AM

YAY!!! Dissention is in on the action. I'm too tired to come up with anymore. I was totally supposed to go out tonight to see a band called Hot Little Rocket. A band with a name like that has to be good! But I'm so lame. I'm so lame. I'm so lame! TOTALLY!!! I'm so la-hame! I'm so la-hame!...

amber · #82 04-23-2005, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissention

Well, I heard she flew out to Caesar's Palace
Amber says, "That's not what I heard, I hear she cashed the checks first"
She depended on the Ledgies to tell her to wear colors
To change the setlist...this is Diss talking to yoooooooooooou

Old songs had no charm...
Buried beneath that mob widow dress- or a wretched Reeblech
She carries...Remifemin in her garter, along with everything else...

*snick*

*ahem*
There was no better seats to be found anywhere in sight
In the first rows
She had looked everywhere but the only tickets left online, were the 12the row
(12th row,so lame,12th row)

dissention · #83 04-23-2005, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber

*snick*

*ahem*
There was no better seats to be found anywhere in sight
In the first rows
She had looked everywhere but the only tickets left online, were the 12the row
(12th row,so lame,12th row)

There were no good seats to be found,
Anywhere in sight
Inside or out
Amber looked everywhere
But that bitch Courtney Love got to the good seats,
Hope she's not high

I have The Dance and it's so annoying to see that broad in the audience.

all the same · #84 04-23-2005, 12:14 AM

Well I checked today
Maybe I will check again tomorrow
And the tickets there well they were amazingly
Fantastic
And I see you guys getting
What I wanted to get for me
Some seats in the fourth row
Or some seats in the third row
Up close to Stevie... Nothing else matters!!!

Okay, I couldn't resist!

amber · #85 04-23-2005, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by all the same

Well I checked today
Maybe I will check again tomorrow
And the tickets there well they were amazingly
Fantastic
And I see you guys getting
What I wanted to get for me
Some seats in the fourth row
Or some seats in the third row
Up close to Stevie... Nothing else matters!!!

Okay, I couldn't resist!

I was totally trying to think of an Edge one. Well, for about 30 seconds till I thought of something else.

amber · #86 04-23-2005, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissention

There were no good seats to be found,
Anywhere in sight
Inside or out
Amber looked everywhere
But that bitch Courtney Love got to the good seats,
Hope she's not high

I have The Dance and it's so annoying to see that broad in the audience.

YES!!!!!

gosh, I wish the parodies could go on and on. Everyone should try to work at least one or two a week into their posts...

SuzeQuze · #87 04-23-2005, 09:24 AM

I saw the Mac from 12th row and I did feel like I needed to be closer but they were still good seats. Just too far away for pics which I wanted to take. Make sure you have some binoculars. You can use mine cuz I'll be close up. (No Suze did NOT just say that!)

I got to move up toward the end of the Mac show though, much to the chagrin of the folks that had those rows, but I was in the aisle, hello? No one bought the aisle, geesh.

all the same · #88 04-23-2005, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I saw the Mac from 12th row and I did feel like I needed to be closer but they were still good seats. Just too far away for pics which I wanted to take. Make sure you have some binoculars. You can use mine cuz I'll be close up. (No Suze did NOT just say that!)

I got to move up toward the end of the Mac show though, much to the chagrin of the folks that had those rows, but I was in the aisle, hello? No one bought the aisle, geesh.

Where are you sitting Suze?

Did you come all the way here
Just to sit in the fourth row?????!!!! (a la Fall From Grace)

So, I officially want to gouge me eyes out. Yesterday, I was on the phone with a client and tickets for Willie Nelson went on sale when I was on the phone with her. So, I was opening up a file and it was gonna take a while. So, while the file was opening, I popped over to ticketmaster just to check expecting the usual crap to come up like when you first start your search. Up pops 4th row on the floor. Remember I was on the phone with a client so I was "multi-tasking" or whatever lame "business babble" word you want to use. Somehow in the process of talking to my client and me trying to pretend I wasn't having a stroke over how good the seats were, I managed to hit SEARCH AGAIN instead of BUY. So, I lost them! And now, absolute crap is all that's coming up!!! Whether you are a Willie Nelson fan or not, I'm sure you guys can understand my pain. Losing on out of control good seats for a performer you love!!! LAAAAAAAME!!!!! Just checked and it's like second balcony. GAWD!!! Does the rule of waiting it out tend to work even for large venues? I will be persistent but there's no way I'm going to get that kinda gold again.

skcin · #89 04-23-2005, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissention

Well, I heard she flew out to Caesar's Palace
Amber says, "That's not what I heard, I hear she cashed the checks first"
She depended on the Ledgies to tell her to wear colors
To change the setlist...this is Diss talking to yoooooooooooou

Old songs had no charm...
Buried beneath that mob widow dress- or a wretched Reeblech
She carries...Remifemin in her garter, along with everything else...

OMG. I think I just peed my pants a little.

Oh, Diss, how I wish you were coming to sin city with us.