Britney Spears Pregnant

[heyjupiter678]

Originally Posted by amber

wow! Plasticky McPhotoshop!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

I dont think she is pregnant, either. Actually, I think her a Stink are on the outs.

Wrong!

He's dropping his debut album in May. He'll lick, poke, and do whatever to please her until then. Then that $50 million penis will be outta there faster than he pulled out of Shar Jackson.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Bolded, my favorite bit...

STAR on Yahoo. Britney Spears: Pregnant!

Friday March 25, 2005 10:00 PM ET
Britney Spears and her husband of seven months, Kevin Federline, are expecting a baby, Star can exclusively and definitively reveal!

The 23-year-old singer is three-months pregnant, according to sources close to the couple, and an official announcement confirming the happy news is expected to be released this weekend.

Sources say Britney has canceled all her future work engagements and is busy preparing for her new job - motherhood - when the baby arrives this fall.

Brit's made no secret of her desire to start a family since her marriage to Kevin Federline on Sept. 18 last year. Less than a month after the wedding, Britney was telling fans on her Web site, britneyspears.com, how she longed for a baby, saying, "Being married is GREAT and I can't wait to start my family!" Now it looks like her dream has finally come true.

A source close to the couple tells Star that Britney is already reading "What to Expect When You're Expecting," an advice manual for expectant moms by pregnancy and childcare writer Heidi Murkoff, and is eating for two with double helpings of everything.

"Brit is totally focused on being a mom," says the source. "She says it's the most important thing she's ever done in her life. From now until the baby comes, she says she's not going to do anything more strenuous than eat for two!"

Father-to-be Kevin, 27, already has two children by his ex, Moesha star Shar Jackson - Kori, 2, and Kaleb, 8 months.

"He calls Brit 'my lady-in-waiting,'" says the source. "Kevin knows he's not going to get a moment's peace from now until the baby comes. He says what he really enjoys about her pregnancy is chugging beers and telling Brit 'You can't have one!'"

Another source close to the couple says although the Britney and Kevin are keeping the pregnancy a secret, they're not fooling their friends and family. "Kevin's been acting funny," says the source. "But he won't explain why. Britney and Kevin have been planning how they would handle this if they found out she was pregnant - they'd keep it to themselves until she was at least three months along."

The week before her momentous announcement was expected, Britney was taking it easy, relaxing in Santa Monica's luxury beach hotel Le Merigot, where she's staying with Kevin for two weeks while their $7-million Malibu home is renovated.

She enjoyed a massage and then hit the eucalyptus sauna and steam room. But it looks like she's decided to get back in shape for her pregnancy too - splitting her daily workout between power-walking on the gym treadmill and yoga stretches. And after all that hard work, Brit ordered up some room service - fried calamari and shrimp cocktail, with extra roulade sauce. All that mayo is pretty fattening, Brit!

But then, we guess you're eating for two now.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

But then, we guess you're eating for two now.

Well, either she's preggers (and I weep for humanity if she is) or she had new implants put in. Her jugs are MASSIVE as of late.

[amber]

eh...I'm glad she'll be focused on babies, or whatever, cause that means she won't do any more show biz stuff. Though it will be suckwad to have to hear about her stupid pregnancy/babies for the next while...

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

Well, either she's preggers (and I weep for humanity if she is) or she had new implants put in. Her jugs are MASSIVE as of late.

Ahh, she's likely pregnant since it would be weird for a newlywed to do that, usually you would feel blissful not like you had to change something. WTF am I doing in this thread because every time I look at the title I want to vomit!

[belladonna.]

Originally Posted by dissention

According to Star magazine, she is NOT pregnant. Just getting chubby from all the stress eating that comes with being married to that odorous Federline. I saw recent pictures and girl is packing on the pounds in the most unflattering areas and forgetting to use her Proactiv nightly.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...ars/index.html

funny, eh?

[ontheEdgeof17]

I wonder what she will call her lil offspring?

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

Huh. You know, her head doesn't really match the rest of her body.

I wonder if that's a "body double."

Could be but you don't really even need one anymore. There are new liquify filters in Photoshop where you can shed pounds off of someone and it is so undetectable. I did it with a picture of my brother where he had a double chin. You can get rid of love handles, whatever.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

I wonder what she will call her lil offspring?

B Fed? Seems apro po.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by belladonna.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...ars/index.html

funny, eh?

OMG, Ferderlice couldn't be any fuglier if he tried. That man is truly that nastiest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'd hop into bed with John Goodman before even considering Federlice.

[amber]

Originally Posted by belladonna.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...ars/index.html

funny, eh?

[amber]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

I wonder what she will call her lil offspring?

probably Kevin...or Ashley or Tanner or Cameron or Sierra or Dylan or...well, you get my drift..

[belladonna.]

Originally Posted by dissention

OMG, Ferderlice couldn't be any fuglier if he tried. That man is truly that nastiest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'd hop into bed with John Goodman before even considering Federlice.

i am obsessed with that site. god, the **** they have on there is hilarious. did you check out the "letters" from britney?
when you mentioned the proactiv i thought of those pics they have of her on there.. i don't know that i've ever seen a celebrity look as skanky as she does just wearing normal clothes.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

probably Kevin...or Ashley or Tanner or Cameron or Sierra or Dylan or...well, you get my drift..

I'm expecting King Prince Hip-Hopper Jackson Spears Federlice or some kooky **** like that, myself.