worst stevie lyrics evahhhhhh!!!

[ChrystalGypsey]

And she'll go fast like a jet plane
And then fast like a star stream

silly because she says FAST twice

[all the same]

Originally Posted by dissention

That gets on my tits like you wouldn't believe. Same with:

"Everything all around me is electric now
But I haven't burned a candle in a real long time"

Oy vey.

Seriously pissing myself over here! Damn funny!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

EFO just grates on my nerves. Strong vocal, but those lyrics. I'm sure they could be found in my sixth grade diary.

Tell me about it. I was half expecting her to sing "Bobby told me he loved me, but he gave Suzy a dandelion and they kissed behind the gym at recess. He's a meanie. And she can't have him, HE'S MINE."

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

It's bloody hilarious! As is the entire song Listen To the Rain:

"Well, you're a frontliner
You put it all on the li-hine"

"Ooh, and you're a victim
Phantom of the Opera
You've been everywhere
And you live in dark shadows
You do what you want to
There's no Beauty and the Beast here
NO! NO! NO! There's no beauty and the Beast here"

Good christ, they make me weep.

I'm so used to her crappy lyrics...I've become desensitized. I just laugh now, and keep on singing... I remember the first time I heard "you're a frontliner, you put it all on the li-hine.......OOO and you're consistent, HEY, and that's good!" I almost died of embarrassment....

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by ChrystalGypsey

And she'll go fast like a jet plane
And then fast like a star stream

silly because she says FAST twice

I have mad love for Sista. I think the lyrics (about her vagina ) are to die for.

[all the same]

One I love is in Battle of the Dragon... okay, to start with the fact that the song is called Battle of the Dragon, but also this little diddy:

No one walks away from this battle
From the power it so strong
Like a fury

Oh god! I can taste bile!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

I'm so used to her crappy lyrics...I've become desensitized. I just laugh now, and keep on singing... I remember the first time I heard "you're a frontliner, you put it all on the li-hine.......OOO and you're consistent, HEY, and that's good!" I almost died of embarrassment....

I knew I was missing something ridiculous. And I was.

HEY, and that's good!!

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by amber

I'm so used to her crappy lyrics...I've become desensitized. I just laugh now, and keep on singing... I remember the first time I heard "you're a frontliner, you put it all on the li-hine.......OOO and you're consistent, HEY, and that's good!" I almost died of embarrassment....

I don't think I'll ever become desensitized to Illume. -_-

[ChrystalGypsey]

Sometimes I like these weird "only-stevie-would-write-these" kind of lyrics...where her choice of words was quick, not calculated

[catinthedark]

Originally Posted by all the same

Hilarious!!!

How about :

"Welllllllll... I talked to my famous friend last night.
My first night up... well, his second nighter."

My famous friend? Seriously? Famous? Why famous?

As I was reading these posts, the one that jumped into my head the very second I read this one was...

"You wait for love...and you hate waiting
You say, "I hate this!" "

Stevie, Stevie, Stevie.

The "you don't have him, I do have hims" from EFO are also among my cringe inducers.

And, try as I might, I can't pick one line or two from Silver Girl. I think that one might just take the prize as all-time worst compilation of lines.

[amber]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

I don't think I'll ever become desensitized to Illume. -_-

Me, neither, because I never listen to it. Silver girl either.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

I don't think I'll ever become desensitized to Illume. -_-

You'll never understand them, Krista. You're not a cliff dweller.

[amber]

Originally Posted by catinthedark

As I was reading these posts, the one that jumped into my head the very second I read this one was...

"You wait for love...and you hate waiting
You say, "I hate this!" "

Stevie, Stevie, Stevie.

The "you don't have him, I do have hims" from EFO are also among my cringe inducers.

And, try as I might, I can't pick one line or two from Silver Girl. I think that one might just take the prize as all-time worst compilation of lines.

I concur about Silver Girl. It's just too embarrassing, I can't listen.

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by dissention

Tell me about it. I was half expecting her to sing "Bobby told me he loved me, but he gave Suzy a dandelion and they kissed behind the gym at recess. He's a meanie. And she can't have him, HE'S MINE."

Hell, I was expecting her to sing about a "check yes or no" note to Lindsey.

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by dissention

You'll never understand them, Krista. You're not a cliff dweller.

Just send me up that never-ending river. I cannot pretend that the heartache falls away.