worst stevie lyrics evahhhhhh!!! - Page 2

ontheEdgeof17 · #16 03-21-2005, 12:27 AM

Rhinestone collections all the time....I wonder what Greta would say?

Garbo...the whole song

The verses to Nightbird

(Still, I love them)

dissention · #17 03-21-2005, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

I know, you just have to do what pops into your head. I happening to be getting better aquainted with BD these days.

Oh, what about this winner?

"Standing at the crossroads
Ooh, yeah, this is wild
Baby, it's my crossroad"

Kills me EVERY time.

And what about Affairs of the Heart? Whenever the chorus comes up, I always sing:

"Yes, it's better to have brushed and flossed
Than never to have brushed at all"

amber · #18 03-21-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Oh, what about this winner?

"Standing at the crossroads
Ooh, yeah, this is wild
Baby, it's my crossroad"

Kills me EVERY time.

And what about Affairs of the Heart? Whenever the chorus comes up, I always sing:

"Yes, it's better to have brushed and flossed
Than never to have brushed at all"

dissention · #19 03-21-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

"It's just like a river, it's never ending" is pretty bad, as is the "you can't have him" stuff in EFO.

*sigh* We are kindred souls.

ontheEdgeof17 · #20 03-21-2005, 12:29 AM

I wipe my ass with chiffon....Wellllll.......

Oh wait.

amber · #21 03-21-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Rhinestone collections all the time....I wonder what Greta would say?

Garbo...the whole song

The verses to Nightbird

(Still, I love them)

Um..."OOO!, She's got a movie star view!"

(I love that song, BTW)

GypsySorcerer · #22 03-21-2005, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissention

Oh, what about this winner?

"Standing at the crossroads
Ooh, yeah, this is wild
Baby, it's my crossroad"

Kills me EVERY time.

And what about Affairs of the Heart? Whenever the chorus comes up, I always sing:

"Yes, it's better to have brushed and flossed
Than never to have brushed at all"

dissention · #23 03-21-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Rhinestone collections all the time....I wonder what Greta would say?

That gets on my tits like you wouldn't believe. Same with:

"Everything all around me is electric now
But I haven't burned a candle in a real long time"

Oy vey.

amber · #24 03-21-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

That gets on my tits like you wouldn't believe. Same with:

"Everything all around me is electric now
But I haven't burned a candle in a real long time"

Oy vey.

I forgot about that!

GypsySorcerer · #25 03-21-2005, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

*sigh* We are kindred souls.

EFO just grates on my nerves. Strong vocal, but those lyrics. I'm sure they could be found in my sixth grade diary.

all the same · #26 03-21-2005, 12:33 AM

"A huge fire was burning..."

The opening for Fire Burning. It better be a huge fire if you're gonna use the word huge to describe it! And maybe you'd just say "****! That fire is huge!" just sort of to yourself instead of opening a song with it!

ontheEdgeof17 · #27 03-21-2005, 12:33 AM

Some Christmas Angel...

That ruins the whole song.

dissention · #28 03-21-2005, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

I forgot about that!

It's bloody hilarious! As is the entire song Listen To the Rain:

"Well, you're a frontliner
You put it all on the li-hine"

"Ooh, and you're a victim
Phantom of the Opera
You've been everywhere
And you live in dark shadows
You do what you want to
There's no Beauty and the Beast here
NO! NO! NO! There's no Beauty and the Beast here"

Good christ, they make me weep.

amber · #29 03-21-2005, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

EFO just grates on my nerves. Strong vocal, but those lyrics. I'm sure they could be found in my sixth grade diary.

That's how I feel about most of Stevie's lyrics, except I didn't keep a diary. And if I did, I wouldn't have written that crap in there....

Sorcerer386 · #30 03-21-2005, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

"I want to fly through the world in a golden ball"

I want to FLY through the world in a golden ball, many of the cities I never saw at all...how could you hate those lines? Oh well, to each his own.

Actually an interesting side note, I was watching an AOL interview with the lead singer and the drummer of The Killers, and Brandon (Brendon?) Flowers, the lead singer, said that he didn't like not being able to see more of the cities because they're too busy setting up and then getting ready to leave. These Sweet Girl lines popped in my head right away.

Back on track, I agree with "It hurts my self esteem. It hurts my everything. I am reeling. Ooh, it hurts my feelings," which all_the_same mentioned, as the worst lyrics Stevie has written. Also, on the Fall from Grace demo, I love the verse that goes "Falling down a crystal ball into crystal stairs, I'm doing the same things over and over..." but then ends the verse with "Going in for repairs." Ugh.