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03-18-2005, 01:39 PM
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"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?"
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Among God's creations, two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes in order not to be separated from the man.---Andres Segovia 
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03-18-2005, 03:18 PM
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'The Misinterpretation of Silence and It's Disatrous Consequences'
'Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity' 'The Glorious Liberation of The People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland By The Combined Forces of The United Territories of Europa' 'I've Got My Mojo Working and I Thought You'd Like To Know' 'All The Things You Could Be By Now If Sigmund Freud's Wife Was Your Mother' 'Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis' 'There's a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends' Those titles are terrible 
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03-18-2005, 03:25 PM
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03-18-2005, 03:28 PM
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03-18-2005, 03:29 PM
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) -
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03-18-2005, 03:34 PM
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03-18-2005, 03:39 PM
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 I ask the jury to disregard the alleged "magic penis" theory....
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) - Last edited by amber; 03-18-2005 at 03:51 PM..
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03-18-2005, 03:50 PM
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A google search for bad country songs seems to garner some appropriate titles for this thread, though I wouldn't want these to be movies, I thought they were pretty funny.
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever) How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him? I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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03-18-2005, 04:07 PM
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03-18-2005, 04:12 PM
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But I love the "Over you, under him" one... 
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) -
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03-18-2005, 08:30 PM
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OMG - those are perfection My favorite is the I still miss you baby one - too. damn. funny.
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03-18-2005, 10:21 PM
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"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life" My favorite song title ever.
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03-18-2005, 11:39 PM
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