Glad I don't own a car

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by dissention

And that's me flipping you the bird and yelling "C*cksucker!" out my window as I cling to the steering wheel for dear life.

That's okay. I've heard it all before. I won't tell you what the sign I keep under my seat reads.
WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN, GO!

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Chevy's are good cars, though. I swear, those bastards have more lives than a cat. I don't care what I get as long as it isn't Ford, Saturn, or GMC and it has to be tiny.

I love tiny cars, too. Now that I think about it, the Ford was the car my mom had that broke down when I was 7, thus making me the packhorse grocery shopper (every day, gallon of milk) laundry doer for us. And we lived on a giant hill. Thanks, Ford, for the strong thighs! Ford sucks.

[amber]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Diss, you and your fear of driving........
Me. I'm Mario Andretti. Get off your cell phone, and get the hell outta my way!
Hear that horn honking? That's probably me!

Me, too, sweetie. I'm a change lane aholic! *stick shift only, please*

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

I love tiny cars, too. Now that I think about it, the Ford was the car my mom had that broke down when I was 7, thus making me the packhorse grocery shopper (every day, gallon of milk) laundry doer for us. And we lived on a giant hill. Thanks, Ford, for the strong thighs! Ford sucks.

Ford sucks major ass, but that's all I ever see people driving; it's doesn't make any sense. Are people that stupid with their money that they'll make such a bad purchase for so much?

Don't even get me started on those Hummers, though. Every time I see one, I feel something evil come over my person and just want to jump on the hood and take a piss on it.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by amber

Me, too, sweetie. I'm a change lane aholic! *stick shift only, please*

My theory is: Avoid the lane with the minivan in it. They almost ALWAYS drive 10mph under the speed limit. And, while we're vehicle ranting- on a 4+ lane, the LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Move the HELL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[estranged4life]

speed demons try to speed up on my ass I tend to hit the brakes then turn to stare 'em down...Seems most back the f**k off then.

I have been offered (In the past) an opportunity to try out for the OHP (Oklahoma Highway Patrol), Maybe I should reconsider the offer since people dont know how to f**kin' drive

[dissention]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

My theory is: Avoid the lane with the minivan in it. They almost ALWAYS drive 10mph under the speed limit. And, while we're vehicle ranting- on a 4+ lane, the LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Move the HELL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I was in college, I was driving past a car garage and a ****ing tire comes rolling out into the street, I hit it, and it bounced into the air and into the back window of a minivan. I felt really bad, but I also felt kind of happy in a sick way.

[amber]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

My theory is: Avoid the lane with the minivan in it. They almost ALWAYS drive 10mph under the speed limit. And, while we're vehicle ranting- on a 4+ lane, the LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Move the HELL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite was honking at people who wouldn't pull over into the pullout lane on the fun, harrowing, windy (wine - dee) drive to Stinson Beach...
"pullovah! pullovah!"
Hello, is me riding your tail a clue?
*sigh* and they say impatience isn't a virtue...

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by dissention

Don't even get me started on those Hummers, though. Every time I see one, I feel something evil come over my person and just want to jump on the hood and take a piss on it.

Me too! Ugh! Have you ever seen a Hummer limo? I haven't, but I've heard that they exist.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

When I was in college, I was driving past a car garage and a ****ing tire comes rolling out into the street, I hit it, and it bounced into the air and into the back window of a minivan. I felt really bad, but I also felt kind of happy in a sick way.

My friend Rain drives a minivan, but she has 3 kids and a husband, and the kids' friends. So I have to forgive her...She drives pretty well, though, but when she's here, I have to be all "This isn't Chico, you have to drive faster! and jet outta the lights! C'mon! Ok, switch lanes!"

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

Me too! Ugh! Have you ever seen a Hummer limo? I haven't, but I've heard that they exist.

I've seen roadkill that was more pleasing to my sense of sight.

[estranged4life]

a Ford F-150 Limo? A long stretch pickup truck/limo combo which is the stupidest P.O.S. I have seen in years

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by dissention

Don't even get me started on those Hummers, though. Every time I see one, I feel something evil come over my person and just want to jump on the hood and take a piss on it.

Truly. I wish I carried a sledgehammer with me for the moments I am stopped at a light with them. Not that they would ever know.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I just told my dad. He hadn't heard yet and usually he knows everything a while in advance. He's pissed. I mean, really really pissed. We own a gas station and he ends up putting out more money to buy and doesn't make a lot off of it. I don't know if you guys are aware of this either but here in the state of NJ, when you buy diesel fuel, your taxed by the federal government and then partially by the state. At the end of the month, the state of NJ makes you fill out paperwork that you must send to them and they end up getting .13 1/2 cents per gallon--it's paid directly to the state of NJ. There's a lot of other things that make absolutely no sense that goes on that if I got him on here, he'd rage about that most people probably aren't aware of.

Voted for Bush? They'll reap what they've sown.

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

Truly. I wish I carried a sledgehammer with me for the moments I am stopped at a light with them. Not that they would ever know.

since this is how I feel about Hummer:

http://www.fuh2.com/