Hows about another picture thread?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Oh, Christ We can fight over the bathroom

No, you'll just have to wait your turn until I'm done. Have a book handy, though.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

No, you'll just have to wait your turn until I'm done. Have a book handy, though.

Book or epic novel of Les Miserables proportions? Perhaps i'll get a chance to read Websters and enhance my lexicon like i've always wanted to

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Book or epic novel of Les Miserables proportions? Perhaps i'll get a chance to read Websters and enhance my lexicon like i've always wanted to

I'd recommend Encyclopedia Britannica, but that's just a suggestion.

[amber]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Well, he is!

I'm sitting at home talking to you nerds. It's a ball No, seriously...I don't think of myself like that and I blush at compliments like a catholic school girl in sex ed. I'm just the dorky girl next door that follows Fleetwood Mac around and likes to sit at home, drink tea and watch reruns of Monarch of the Glen on BBC America

Awww, that's sweet. I'm dorky, too, but not as pretty.
And YES!, I know he is!!!

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

I'd recommend Encyclopedia Britannica, but that's just a suggestion.

Any volume in particular or all of them?

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Ewww, that's gross. I'm not an egomaniac and I'm not self-absorbed, I just play one.

No, seriously, I hate people like that. Did I ever tell you about my friend that I told to leave me alone a couple years ago? He was so obsessed with himself that I wanted to vomit. The straw that broke my back was when he stuffed a pair of socks down his pants and admired himself in the mirror.

Yeah, you told me, I think. What a fricking tool! How sick! God, I hope he was at least funny!
I am an ego maniac and self absorbed, I just play that I'm not!!! JK - I just wanted to make that joke, I'm really not either. At least not too much more than normal. If I looked like Riss, though, i might be...

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by dissention

No, you'll just have to wait your turn until I'm done. Have a book handy, though.

I swear they're going to revoke my Gay Membership one of these days.

I spend the abso-luuUUuute minimum amount of time in the bathroom possible.
I don't have the patience for or an interest in primping and preening. If I can't look good naturally, I'd rather not.

Face is clean, hair is clean, body is clean... out of the bathroom I go.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Any volume in particular or all of them?

The fact that you had to ask tells me that our marriage would be shorter than Ethel Merman's marriage to Ernest Borgnine.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

The fact that you had to ask tells me that our marriage would be shorter than Ethel Merman's marriage to Ernest Borgnine.

I get the house and the kids. You can have the house in the Hamptons and the Jag...I always liked the Mercedes better

[dissention]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

I swear they're going to revoke my Gay Membership one of these days.

I spend the abso-luuUUuute minimum amount of time in the bathroom possible.
I don't have the patience for or an interest in primping and preening. If I can't look good naturally, I'd rather not.

Face is clean, hair is clean, body is clean... out of the bathroom I go.

It's not a matter of primping or preening, it's a matter of taking care of yourself and your skin so that you look good down the road, Le Stew. I'm not going to wash with Ivory on my face and end up having wrinkles that resemble the Grand Canyon when I reach 40.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

The fact that you had to ask tells me that our marriage would be shorter than Ethel Merman's marriage to Ernest Borgnine.

Hey! You used that line once to describe why our marriage would be so short! Quit reusing!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I get the house and the kids. You can have the house in the Hamptons and the Jag...I always liked the Mercedes better

I don't want the brats, pawn them off on your mother. You can keep the Jag and the Mercedes, too, I get chauffered in a black limo at all times. It's a hybrid, of course.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

It's not a matter of primping or preening, it's a matter of taking care of yourself and your skin so that you look good down the road, Le Stew. I'm not going to wash with Ivory on my face and end up having wrinkles that resemble the Grand Canyon when I reach 40.

I assume you put on strong sunblock whenever you go out, Mr.?
Oh, and Stew, I'll marry you, especially if you get that gay license revoked!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

I assume you put on strong sunblock whenever you go out, Mr.?

Of course, but not during the winter. The sun is terrible for your skin, I despise it.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Of course, but not during the winter. The sun is terrible for your skin, I despise it.

You should wear it in the winter, too. The sun damage you collect daily from the winter months is akin to getting one bad burn. Also, clouds magnify the UV rays, or something like that. I wear it every single day. Unless, sometimes, if it's raining, cause it stings when the rain makes it get in my eyes. You know, because i'm so healthy? Smoking and drinking are great for your skin, that's why I do those things... But seriously...