Nationalities

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

People will never get past being stupid.

as God's way of eliminating some of the population of this planet by makin' 'em even more stupid with each passing generation

God-"Hey Junior, I have an idea..."

J-Dude-"What Pa?"

God-"If I keep making those damn Earth dwellers stupider & stupider they may finally die off...They will grow so stupid that most will think sex is a box to be checked on an employment application and not procreate anymore...What do ya think?"

J-Dude-"Sounds fine Pa...That President Bush sures sounds like he fits into yer plans Pa."

God-"He sure does boy, He sure does... "

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

as God's way of eliminating some of the population of this planet by makin' 'em even more stupid with each passing generation

God-"Hey Junior, I have an idea..."

J-Dude-"What Pa?"

God-"If I keep making those damn Earth dwellers stupider & stupider they may finally die off...They will grow so stupid that most will think sex is a box to be checked on an employment application and not procreate anymore...What do ya think?"

J-Dude-"Sounds fine Pa...That President Bush sures sounds like he fits into yer plans Pa."

God-"He sure does boy, He sure does... "

That theory would work if there weren't a whole slew of people trying to protect the stupid from themselves...

Some of the warning labels on things crack me up!!!

I bought my nephew a lizard that expands to like 300% its size in water - in big words on the package it said, "DO NOT EAT" I was like...oh man - if someone is dumb enough to eat it - then I think they're dumb enough to pay the consequences...

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

as God's way of eliminating some of the population of this planet by makin' 'em even more stupid with each passing generation

God-"Hey Junior, I have an idea..."

J-Dude-"What Pa?"

God-"If I keep making those damn Earth dwellers stupider & stupider they may finally die off...They will grow so stupid that most will think sex is a box to be checked on an employment application and not procreate anymore...What do ya think?"

J-Dude-"Sounds fine Pa...That President Bush sures sounds like he fits into yer plans Pa."

God-"He sure does boy, He sure does... "

Too funny!

To answer the thread, I am Irish, French Canadian, German, Scottish, Polish, and Swedish. A true mutt, very American. I'm also of the white variety and burn easily. I tan but not that nice golden color, kind of reddish tan. I used to go to the beach with my Italian friend and watch her bronze up before my eyes. She'd say, "I'm not getting any color." Maddening. I try to stay out of the sun though because I'm at high risk for skin cancer. Fun times we live in.

[LilyRose]

Originally Posted by GODDESS6

i live in omaha, nebraska~ bellevue 2 b exact!!!~ where did u go 2 highschool? it's a small world~ 2 cool!!!~

I went Ralston High School, my mom went to Westside, my dad went to high school in Lexington, but graduated college from UNO.

Susie

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

That theory would work if there weren't a whole slew of people trying to protect the stupid from themselves...

Some of the warning labels on things crack me up!!!

I bought my nephew a lizard that expands to like 300% its size in water - in big words on the package it said, "DO NOT EAT" I was like...oh man - if someone is dumb enough to eat it - then I think they're dumb enough to pay the consequences...

a good example of protecting the stupid from the reflection in the mirror is when I posted recently an image of what the Bewitched Barbie looks like...If ya read the description you would have seen the following warning:

Doll does not fly


Man, Simple common sense & plain easy logic goes over way-too-many a head nowadays

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

a good example of protecting the stupid from the reflection in the mirror is when I posted recently an image of what the Bewitched Barbie looks like...If ya read the description you would have seen the following warning:

Doll does not fly


Man, Simple common sense & plain easy logic goes over way-too-many a head nowadays

I was thinking of that exact thing too! That's the most f*cktarded thing I've seen as a warning! My Dad used to say 50% of people are stupid. I asked him where he got his data. Now, I think it's actually more than that.

On stupid drivers, I hate people who begin changing lanes and then check their blind spot! Ugghggghghghghrrrrgggg. Yes, I sometimes suffer from road rage.

[GODDESS6]

Originally Posted by LilyRose

I went Ralston High School, my mom went to Westside, my dad went to high school in Lexington, but graduated college from UNO.

Susie

awesome i had a few friends from ralston, i graduated from bryan high ~

[Serrart]

Originally Posted by face of glass

Romy, oh Romy, have you forgotten the gigantic three shows that the Time line-up played over there.

Oh yes, even only the rumour of them should have transformed me in a FM fan. But I really would have loved to see them when they came during Behind The Mask tour, unfortunately they were out of my perspective then.

Romy

[macmar71]

I am an American!
But my background is I am half Italian from my Father's side and From my mom's side I am Mexican, English and Scottish.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm an American, born and raised in Northern California. Actually - sadly enough - I've been living in the same friggin house since I was born.

As for heritage - 1/2 Japanese, the rest is God-Only-Knows-What. All I know is that I got the worst traits from both sides - my wonderful lack of height and near-sightedness from my father and my lovely weight problem and oily skin from my mother. Oh yeah, and a short temper from both. Gee I'm blessed!

[Bryan]

Wow,seems like most people here have some Irish blood.I think some people claim to though,for coolness sake,'cos really,everyone wants to be Irish


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[ryan8472]

I'm mostly French Canadian, English, and Belgian. Jimmy says I look italian though. I certainly don't see it

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

I'm mostly French Canadian, English, and Belgian. Jimmy says I look italian though. I certainly don't see it

Dude, the karate kid is Italian!

[Villavic]

I live in Lima, Peru. And of course I'm peruvian

[WednesdaysChild]

I was born and raised in the New Haven area (Connecticut, USA). I'm 1/2 Polish with a teeny bit of Dutch thrown in (Dad's side), and 1/4 Irish, 1/8 German and 1/8 Swedish (Mom's side). I'm your typical American mutt.