What are you listening to right now? ....part 76 err..3 - Page 158

dissention · #**2356** 01-22-2005, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Worked for me

Full disclosure, eh?

It usually works for most people with a pulse, though. If there actually is a God, that's the first thing I'll thank him for at the Pearly Gates.

strandinthewind · #**2357** 01-22-2005, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

This had me ROLLING. Do you just think about these kinds of things all day?

for me - they just pop into my head

When I was a youngster, I debated and I would just see the moment and go straight for the jugular with a smart quip

I think it just comes easily to me

strandinthewind · #**2358** 01-22-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

And the jumper cables she has attached to his nipples.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Oh Lynn - I love you - HARDER - MORE JUICE

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

dissention · #**2359** 01-22-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

This had me ROLLING. Do you just think about these kinds of things all day?

Glad to be of service.

Though, if you want to roll even more, I'll post some of Lynne Cheney's "Sisters." Nothing beats butch cowgirls making it in a covered wagon.

Nah, I'm just a snobby bloke with a vicious wit.

ryan8472 · #**2360** 01-22-2005, 11:18 PM

Now Playing: Some REM show thats being broadcast on this Metro cable channel.

xdreamsunwindx · #**2361** 01-22-2005, 11:19 PM

Peter Gabriel - Solsburry Hill.

dissention · #**2362** 01-22-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

for me - they just pop into my head

Same here. I don't know if I should be embarrassed or proud.

ryan8472 · #**2363** 01-22-2005, 11:20 PM

Guys, seriously. I'm dying here. I'm gonna need a bathroom break soon!

dissention · #**2364** 01-22-2005, 11:22 PM

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Guys, seriously. I'm dying here. I'm gonna need a bathroom break soon!

That's what Dick said before Lynne hauled out with the clamps and electric probes.

ryan8472 · #**2365** 01-22-2005, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

That's what Dick said before Lynne hauled out with the clamps and electric probes.

You're making my eyes tear up, and I need air! Stop it! LMAO

dissention · #**2366** 01-22-2005, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

You're making my eyes tear up, and I need air! Stop it! LMAO

Some select passages from Lynne Cheney's lesbian erotica "Sisters":

"The women who embraced in the wagon were Adam and Eve, crossing a dark cathedral stage. No, Eve and Eve, loving one another as they would not be able to once they ate of the fruit and knew themselves as they truly were. She felt curiously moved, curiously envious of them. She had never until this moment thought that Eden was a particularly attractive paradise, based on it was of naivete, but she saw that the women in the cart had a passionate, loving intimacy forever closed to her. How strong it made them. What comfort it gave."

"The young woman was heavily powdered, but quite attractive. A curvesome creature, rounded at breast and cheek. When she smiled, even her teeth seemed puffed and rounded like tiny ivory pillows."

ryan8472 · #**2367** 01-22-2005, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Some select passages from Lynne Cheney's lesbian erotica "Sisters":

"The women who embraced in the wagon were Adam and Eve, crossing a dark cathedral stage. No, Eve and Eve, loving one another as they would not be able to once they ate of the fruit and knew themselves as they truly were. She felt curiously moved, curiously envious of them. She had never until this moment thought that Eden was a particularly attractive paradise, based on it was of naivete, but she saw that the women in the cart had a passionate, loving intimacy forever closed to her. How strong it made them. What comfort it gave."

"The young woman was heavily powdered, but quite attractive. A curvesome creature, rounded at breast and cheek. When she smiled, even her teeth seemed puffed and rounded like tiny ivory pillows."

LOL...See, this stuff doesnt turn me on, so.....

amber · #**2368** 01-22-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Some select passages from Lynne Cheney's lesbian erotica "Sisters":

"The women who embraced in the wagon were Adam and Eve, crossing a dark cathedral stage. No, Eve and Eve, loving one another as they would not be able to once they ate of the fruit and knew themselves as they truly were. She felt curiously moved, curiously envious of them. She had never until this moment thought that Eden was a particularly attractive paradise, based on it was of naivete, but she saw that the women in the cart had a passionate, loving intimacy forever closed to her. How strong it made them. What comfort it gave."

"The young woman was heavily powdered, but quite attractive. A curvesome creature, rounded at breast and cheek. When she smiled, even her teeth seemed puffed and rounded like tiny ivory pillows."

Finally!

dissention · #**2369** 01-22-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

LOL...See, this stuff doesnt turn me on, so.....

No?!

"Let us go away together, away from the anger and imperatives of men. We shall find ourselves a secluded power where they dare not venture. There will only be the two of us and we'll linger through long afternoons of sweet retirement. In the evenings, I shall read to you while you work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then, we will go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl."

Eh, it does nothing for me, either, but it's f*cking hysterical. I think I'm one of the rare breeds that does not get turned on by two women together.

dissention · #**2370** 01-22-2005, 11:31 PM

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Finally!

I got my copy for around a buck. If I were to sell it on eBay, I'd probably get $500 for it.