Desperate Housewives - Page 13

dissention · #**181** 01-12-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Oh, Diss. Stop the insanity, you silly boy!

I can do, bar none, the BEST Susan Powter impersonation in the world. I have perfected it over the years. I'm at my best when I impersonate her appearance on Faux News' "Your World" from last year:

"BUY MY BOOK, ladies, and STAY AWAY FROM REFINED WHITE STARCHES, REFINED WHITE SUGARS, AND REFINED WHITE MEN! Harumph! Yeehaw!"

skcin · #**182** 01-12-2005, 04:16 PM

Have you seen her on any of the VH1 I Love the 90's (or is some special on the E channel?) Anyway, she now has long hair, dark brown with different colors braided into it.

dissention · #**183** 01-12-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Have you seen her on any of the VH1 I Love the 90's (or is some special on the E channel?) Anyway, she now has long hair, dark brown with different colors braided into it.

No, the last time I saw her she had long, bright pink hair with the rattiest (and biggest) weave I've ever seen in my life planted right on top of her dome.

SuzeQuze · #**184** 01-12-2005, 04:40 PM

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No, the last time I saw her she had long, bright pink hair with the rattiest (and biggest) weave I've ever seen in my life planted right on top of her dome.

Like this, Diss? http://patrickprescott.com/archives/000049.php

dissention · #**185** 01-12-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Like this, Diss? http://patrickprescott.com/archives/000049.php

Yes! That's the appearance I was talking about, too! "Stay away from refined white starches, refined white sugars, and refined white men! Harumph!" And she plays with her hair throughout all of it, too. Watch the video if it still works, you won't be disappointed.

SuzeQuze · #**186** 01-12-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Yes! That's the appearance I was talking about, too! "Stay away from refined white starches, refined white sugars, and refined white men! Harumph!" And she plays with her hair throughout all of it, too. Watch the video if it still works, you won't be disappointed.

Couldn't get it to play, just a couple of commercials, one for some special on Dubya's great presidency, hurl.

dissention · #**187** 01-12-2005, 06:35 PM

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Couldn't get it to play, just a couple of commercials, one for some special on Dubya's great presidency, hurl.

Someone needs to make me a banner with that pic of La Powter!

ryan8472 · #**188** 01-12-2005, 06:36 PM

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Someone needs to make me a banner with that pic of La Powter!

I'd say make it your avatar, but it's too big. Unless you become a Supporting Ledgie...I wish my Prince picture could be my avatar...

dissention · #**189** 01-12-2005, 06:38 PM

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I'd say make it your avatar, but it's too big. Unless you become a Supporting Ledgie...

I should shrink it.

I'll ante up some steak as soon as another method of payment is accepted. I was screwed by PayPal big time awhile back and refuse to use them for anything.

ryan8472 · #**190** 01-12-2005, 06:50 PM

Ah! Hilarious. Good job.

Can you shrink Prince? I don't know how well you could read the words if it were shrunk though...

dissention · #**191** 01-12-2005, 06:52 PM

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Ah! Hilarious. Good job.

Can you shrink Prince? I don't know how well you could read the words if it were shrunk though...

Yeah, I'll shrink him for ya. Probably won't be able to read it, but his face says it all.

BTFLCHLD · #**192** 01-12-2005, 06:59 PM

sheriden #1 on blackwell's list

The Worst Dressed Women of 2004

10.) Anna Nicole Smith: In Marilyn’s rejects, she’s a bona fide fashion scream — looks like a rag doll trapped in a wind machine!

9.) Meryl Streep: Forget "Lemony Snicket" — Streep packs the fashion punch of Jiminy Cricket! In dowdy glasses and lumpy tents, Meryl is "A Series of Unfortunate Events!"

8.) Paula Abdul: Let’s face it: Perky Paula’s a paint-by-numbers fashion foul — she dresses with all the restraint of a revved-up Simon Cowell!

7.) Britney Spears: What’s left to say about the new Mrs. Federline? She’s a "clothes encounter of the catastrophic kind!"

6.) Serena Williams: Courting disaster with every style-free serve, black leather at the Open takes a lot of nerve! From the Queen of Tennis to Fatal Fashion Menace — non-stop!

5.) Paris Hilton: Paris’s "designer" is obviously on vacation — this is one Hilton that should be closed for renovation!

4.) Courtney Love: Setting the decadent precedent was once her couture code — now she’s just Medusa stuck in a meltdown mode!

3.) ***A Tie * Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson: From gaudy … to grim … to downright frenetic * these two prove that bad taste is positively genetic!

2.) Lindsay Lohan: Over-hyped and under-dressed. What’s happened to Lindsay? When it comes to fashion she’s in a schizophrenic frenzy!

and

1.) Nicollette Sheridan: In barely-there bombs she’s a taste-free pain — Let’s crown her the Tacky Temptress of Wisteria Lane!

"Mr. Blackwell’s Fabulous Fashion Independents of 2004"

Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Barbara Walters, Kate Winslet, Annette Bening, Oprah Winfrey, Scarlett Johanson, Gwen Stefani, Teri Hatcher, Jennifer Garner

skcin · #**193** 01-13-2005, 09:51 AM

Nicolette does not know how to dress, she looks awful, IMO. Liz Smith was just defending her love for Nicolette after people complained that Liz made a comment that Nicolette's looking rather, um, transgender lately.

SuzeQuze · #**194** 01-13-2005, 09:53 AM

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Yeah, I'll shrink him for ya. Probably won't be able to read it, but his face says it all.

That's great, you can read it! The Powter one almost makes me sorry I posted the link!

Johnny Stew · #**195** 01-17-2005, 07:51 PM

Michael Ausiello, from TV Guide Online, was keeping a running commentary/blog during and after the Golden Globes on Sunday night, and here are a couple of interesting tidbits from the 'Desperate Housewives' cast:

11:00 The entire cast of Desperate Housewives is in the press room basking in their best comedy series win. When a reporter asks which of the women has the best love life, all the gals point to Felicity Huffman. Bill Macy, you little devil!

11:10 Housewives creator/exec producer Marc Cherry says Marcia Cross initially balked at reciting the line, "Rex cries when he ejaculates."

11:11 What do Halle Berry, Kevin Spacey and Lawrence Fishburne have in common? They all admitted to being big fans of the show, Eva Longoria reveals.

11:12 The first-season Housewives DVD drops in August. Scoop!

11:12 On being named the worst dressed celeb by Mr. Blackwell, Nicollette Sheridan sasses, "I'd rather be No. 1 on the worst-dressed than No. 2 on the best-dressed. What the hell does Mr. Blackwell know anyway?"