What are you listening to right now? ....part 76 err..3 - Page 110

ryan8472 · #**1636** 01-15-2005, 12:08 AM

Ok, I'll post one poo story.

One time at work my friend Eddie was scrapping plates, and when he took this pitcher, and put it down real hard on the sink, it shot out **** everywhere. It was the most vile thing I've ever seen in my LIFE. It got on him too! He stripped down to his underwear and ran out of the kitchen

dissention · #**1637** 01-15-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Ok, I'll post one poo story.

One time at work my friend Eddie was scrapping plates, and when he took this pitcher, and put it down real hard on the sink, it shot out **** everywhere. It was the most vile thing I've ever seen in my LIFE. It got on him too! He stripped down to his underwear and ran out of the kitchen

Good christ, I got nothin'.

What a horrid, amusing story.

ryan8472 · #**1638** 01-15-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Good christ, I got nothin'.

What a horrid, amusing story.

You'd be suprised what kind of "presents" people have found in that kitchen over the years.

dissention · #**1639** 01-15-2005, 12:13 AM

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You'd be suprised what kind of "presents" people have found in that kitchen over the years.

I'm sure I wouldn't.

I volunteered at a nursing home when I was in fourth grade for a few months and I still recoil in horror when I think of it. Bless you, you're a brave soul. All those places smell like are armpits, sugar-free candy, and ass.

sunmaiden · #**1640** 01-15-2005, 12:14 AM

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After that crazy man story, I got nuthin'.

didn't get to TimeSpace show because we pulled over to get beer out of the trunk and somehow the jackass driving us locked the keys in the trunk without even getting the beer out! since we were under age my friend couldn't call her parents or anything so we had to wait for a locksmith. a couple of us started walking, finally got a ride with some shadeball in a somewhat nice van. get there really late, box office is closed, cannot get in.

that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

vh1 taped me at a show but i didn't make the cut for their fanclub show.

I feel your pain, on the way to Lilith Fair, my friends stupidly put their bags in the trunk (with their tickets) and slammed it shut, only to find that it got jammed. So we had to go to a locksmith who destroyed her lock on the trunk, in order to get he tickets...

Here's another good one, man I hope you guys aren't bored!!! This is just a sample of my insanely ironic life...

I got my purse stolen at a campout, and I wasn't the only one. It appears that a group of people raided everyone's tents while they were sleeping and stole wallets and purses. We were 3 hours from home, I had driven, my keys were gone, my license, my S.S. card was in there, um like $500 dollars, and a lot of other yummy things...I probably sound like a really bad person, but I am not!!!

ryan8472 · #**1641** 01-15-2005, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I'm sure I wouldn't.

I volunteered at a nursing home when I was in fourth grade for a few months and I still recoil in horror when I think of it. Bless you, you're a brave soul. All those places smell like is armpit, sugar-free candy, and ass.

Actually tonight it was a nice mix of piss and diarrhea in certain parts.

Thank God the kitchen is set far enough away from the living areas.

sunmaiden · #**1642** 01-15-2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Ok, I'll post one poo story.

One time at work my friend Eddie was scrapping plates, and when he took this pitcher, and put it down real hard on the sink, it shot out **** everywhere. It was the most vile thing I've ever seen in my LIFE. It got on him too! He stripped down to his underwear and ran out of the kitchen

dissention · #**1643** 01-15-2005, 12:17 AM

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Actually tonight it was a nice mix of piss and diarrhea in certain parts.

How rude.

We need to find you a new job, dear, preferrably one that doesn't involve human waste. Try Cumberland Farms.

sunmaiden · #**1644** 01-15-2005, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Actually tonight it was a nice mix of piss and diarrhea in certain parts.

Thank God the kitchen is set far enough away from the living areas.

My best friend wipes asses, and she's told me some nasty, well...sh+t!
I could never do it unless it was a family member

ryan8472 · #**1645** 01-15-2005, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

How rude.

We need to find you a new job, dear, preferrably one that doesn't involve human waste. Try Cumberland Farms.

Does Cumberland's pay $13.50 an hour?

BTW, the poo stuff rarely happens, as the aids usually catch it before we get to it. Thankfully I haven't had to deal with **** first hand.

dissention · #**1646** 01-15-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Does Cumberland's pay $13.50 an hour?

BTW, the poo stuff rarely happens, as the aids usually catch it before we get to it. Thankfully I haven't had to deal with **** first hand.

Christ, sign up for more hours!

It's been fun (and nauseating), but my bed beckons me, dear. Goodnight!