Things I Didn't Want To Know - Page 3

GateandGarden · #31 01-10-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePenguin

I ate half a roach once-- i know because I found the other half nearly hidden with the oregano/basil etc on my pizza. I only noticed because I happend to glance down before taking another bite.

Nasty.

I totally believe a person can ingest 14 bugs a year and not know it!

-Lis

Oh my God Lis! I would've freaked out!!!!

GateandGarden · #32 01-10-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Hand shaking is an antiquated custom that needs to be put out to pasture. I believe it's one of the main ways that germs are spread. I've read that Donald Trump refuses to shake hands! I completely agree, and TRY not to, but sometimes you can't get out of it.

"Hey buddy, how's about you just nod at me and say Hi. You can keep the flu virus and dried sperm to yourself!"

You know, that might be going out of style to some degree already. I almost always do that, and people often look at me like I'm being old-fashioned and/or weird. Of course, it all depends on the setting. I hate to worry about stuff like that because I like to be touch-feely with people so much (though not when I first meet them).

MirrorInTheSky · #33 01-10-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Oh. My. GOd. I honestly would have tossed my cookies at that point.

Tossed your cookies or your salad? (Sorry, sorry....I could NOT help myself...I'll try to stick to the perv thread next time.)

SuzeQuze · #34 01-10-2005, 03:45 PM

I could only read 3 and I'm done. I just don't want to know!!!

I once found a very large hair in my burger at McDonalds. I don't always open the bun but I did that time. Needless to say, I didn't have much of an appetite after that.

bikerchic · #35 01-10-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa1769

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while
you slept!

In a year??......hell, I swallow that many in an afternoon on a ride on my motorcycle!!

wondergirl9847 · #36 01-10-2005, 04:20 PM

My parents and I were on vacation and went to eat at Shoneys...I ordered chicken strips. They came to the table...uncooked.

I got my meal for free, needless to say.

skcin · #37 01-10-2005, 04:21 PM

Last night at the beginning of The Practice (which I don't actually watch, but I happened to catch the beginning) Candy Bergin walks in to the men's room while James Spader is peeing. Says she's doing some sort of sex discrimination case

She intros herself & he goes to shake her hand. She looks at it & says "Surely you are going to wash that first?" Spader says "No. I keep an exceptionally clean penis."

dissention · #38 01-10-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Last night at the beginning of The Practice (which I don't actually watch, but I happened to catch the beginning) Candy Bergin walks in to the men's room while James Spader is peeing. Says she's doing some sort of sex discrimination case

She intros herself & he goes to shake her hand. She looks at it & says "Surely you are going to wash that first?" Spader says "No. I keep an exceptionally clean penis."

I bet he does in real life. He strikes me as a very anal and clean individual who also just happens to have an unwavering sexual appetite. Ever since I first saw him in Tuff Turf (

), I knew he was a sex fiend.

ontheEdgeof17 · #39 01-10-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I once found a very large hair in my burger at McDonalds. I don't always open the bun but I did that time. Needless to say, I didn't have much of an appetite after that.

I hate that! It ruins my day.

I used to love Dijion mustard. On day, I put too much on a burger and ODed (hehe) on it. I can't look at it now without gagging. Actually, I gagged today at WalMart cuz I looked at it.

SuzeQuze · #40 01-10-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

I hate that! It ruins my day.

I used to love Dijion mustard. On day, I put too much on a burger and ODed (hehe) on it. I can't look at it now without gagging. Actually, I gagged today at WalMart cuz I looked at it.

Lol, I just got some of that and have been eating it all the time! But yeah, if you put too much, it makes your eyes and nose water. The one thing that really makes me gag is phlegm and second to that is vomit.

Hmm, what other pleasant topics can we think of?

ontheEdgeof17 · #41 01-10-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

The one thing that really makes me gag is phlegm and second to that is vomit.

I can handle that stuff. Hair in sinks is nasty. I dislike staying at other ppl's places when they have nasty showers and kitchens. Gives me shivers just thinking about it.

bikerchic · #42 01-10-2005, 04:53 PM

I work at home and I wash my hands a 100 times a day, is that OCD?

Ever since having kids, I've always been a hand washer....wash your hands before you change the diaper, then after you change the diaper, before you feed the baby, after you wipe their noses. Now, when the kids get off the bus, right to the washroom to wash their hands!

Remember to always use a antibacterial wipe on the t.v. remote in a hotel!

ontheEdgeof17 · #43 01-10-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bikerchic

I work at home and I wash my hands a 100 times a day, is that OCD?

Ever since having kids, I've always been a hand washer....wash your hands before you change the diaper, then after you change the diaper, before you feed the baby, after you wipe their noses. Now, when the kids get off the bus, right to the washroom to wash their hands!

Remember to always use a antibacterial wipe on the t.v. remote in a hotel!

....sounds like your household never gets sick.

I wash mine a lot, too......It's a Nurse thang.

hayley · #44 01-10-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I bet he does in real life. He strikes me as a very anal and clean individual who also just happens to have an unwavering sexual appetite. Ever since I first saw him in Tuff Turf (

), I knew he was a sex fiend.

I literally swoon just thinking about what pillow talk would be like with Alan Shore, let alone Spader himself. Ugggh. Sends a shiver up my spine, in a gooood way.

I died last night with the exceptionally clean penis line. The only thing I enjoyed more was Candy & Shat's exchanges.

Shat: "Crane comes before Schmidt."
Candy: "You refer, of course, to when we were intimate."

bikerchic · #45 01-10-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I once found a very large hair in my burger at McDonalds. I don't always open the bun but I did that time. Needless to say, I didn't have much of an appetite after that.

Well you know what they say about that special sauce.......