Ann Coulter: Revealed

dissention · #1 11-23-2004, 03:19 PM

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.straponvets.com/

"We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who are upset by her vicious anti-gay, anti-muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to exposing the true past of America’s number one hatemonger."

"Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbara Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways."

"As Pudenda Shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in Key West. Whether she actually had a full sex change or not is a matter of debate, although her adam’s apple is still visible in photos, under the appropriate light. We who laughed, cried, worked and danced with her feel her story should be told. We are not out to punish her, but feel it’s time she owned up to what she really is."

"The person known today as Ann Coulter was born Jeremy Levinsohn in the village in New York in 1960. His parents were typical latte-drinking liberals, religiously conservative, but socially and politically radical. His father taught Russian Literature at CUNY and his mother was a social worker. His childhood friend Rodger Mihalot described him, “The Levinsohns were nice people, but his father was distant, so Jeremy seemed to seek a strong male figure in his life. Although they were Jewish, he often hung out at our church, and really seemed to spend a lot of time with Fr. Donatella Nowunn. I also think he was really looking to rebel against his overly liberal parents. Otherwise he was a typical kid, he liked to play cowboy, sailor and gladiator a lot. His favorite movie was always The Sheik, he really seemed to have a fascination with Arabs, I don’t know why.”'

dissention · #2 11-23-2004, 03:23 PM

For added effect:

Johnny Stew · #3 11-23-2004, 03:50 PM

That was HYSTERICAL... thanks for posting that, diss!

Still, I have a hard time imagining Ann as a drag queen... those guys are SOOOO much prettier than she is!

dissention · #4 11-23-2004, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

That was HYSTERICAL... thanks for posting that, diss!

Still, I have a hard time imagining Ann as a drag queen... those guys are SOOOO much prettier than she is!

You're welcome; I haven't laughed so hard in AGES. I was spewing spit all over the place, I couldn't control myself.

And my favorite is the photo captioned "Ms. Shenanigans and companion in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, 1987."

strandinthewind · #5 11-23-2004, 04:18 PM

Pudenda Shenanigans

or - my personal fav.

Sausage Patty TM

Also - no drag queen would have bosoms THAT small

DeadliestPoison · #6 11-23-2004, 04:26 PM

I don't know if y'all caught this, but at the bottom of the page:

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This is a satirical website. No right-wing nutjobs were harmed during production. Our apologies to drag queens everywhere.

And the one with the green wig's a really bad Photoshop and the arms didn't match the ones in the Mardi Gras picture, so that tipped me off first.

sparky · #7 11-23-2004, 04:33 PM

What a relief. I thought this would include a link to some horrifying nude pictorial of that bottle blonde reptilian harridan.

dissention · #8 11-23-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

I don't know if y'all caught this, but at the bottom of the page:

And the one with the green wig's a really bad Photoshop and the arms didn't match the ones in the Mardi Gras picture, so that tipped me off first.

Yes, Greg, we know it's all fake.

DeadliestPoison · #9 11-23-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Yes, Greg, we know it's all fake.

-_-.

See, I'm ALWAYS the last person to figure this stuff out. lol.

Johnny Stew · #10 11-23-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Yes, Greg, we know it's all fake.

Just like Ann's hair color.

dissention · #11 11-23-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Just like Ann's hair color.

And breasts. That girl stuffs more than housewives preparing a Thanksgiving turkey.

SuzeQuze · #12 11-23-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

And breasts. That girl stuffs more than housewives preparing a Thanksgiving turkey.

She's a phony cow.

GateandGarden · #13 11-24-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Still, I have a hard time imagining Ann as a drag queen... those guys are SOOOO much prettier than she is!

True!

Thanks diss!

Hillary

estranged4life · #14 11-24-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

I don't know if y'all caught this, but at the bottom of the page:

And the one with the green wig's a really bad Photoshop and the arms didn't match the ones in the Mardi Gras picture, so that tipped me off first.

yeah, Let's not insult the drag queens of the world by comparing 'em to this Faux News Flunky blonde headed (NO offense to intelligent blondes!!!) air-bimbo!

Brian j.