Bono For President. - Page 5

dreamongypsydkm · #61 08-28-2004, 11:10 PM

Retard! Licking the drool off his chin.

This is an attempt to make Lux feel better.

I love you.

dreamongypsydkm · #62 08-28-2004, 11:22 PM

And this one:

Retarded, stoned, bearded Jimmy.

dreamongypsydkm · #63 08-29-2004, 04:07 AM

Come back. I need to talk to you. I really want to go there, please. Can I be a hippie forever though? Because I would be very depressed if I went down there only to have you end up becoming a houswife or a schoolteacher. Oh, I probably wouldn't care, as I'd be constantly in another state. I want to go there now!

Mari · #64 08-29-2004, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Gwillaker

You cant vote for Bono I'm afraid. But here's someone you can vote for:

http://dioforamerica.com/

Can't vote for him either. I'm not an American citizen

I'll vote for this hot babe at the next Dutch Elections, though:

Femke Halsema

Mari · #65 08-29-2004, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lux

(we're not gay btw, far from it actually):

yeah yeah.. that's what we all said...

Mari · #66 08-29-2004, 08:05 AM

Whatever label feels comfortable, that's allright.. you do know there's such a thing as bisexuality though? Never mind, I'm just teasing the straight people.

There is no such thing as an honest politician who does his job only for the people. It's a rule in sociology. They're a necessary evil, no one likes them but no one would like to do their job either. Yeah all that media stuff sucks..

dreamongypsydkm · #67 08-29-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

Whatever label feels comfortable, that's allright.. you do know there's such a thing as bisexuality though? Never mind, I'm just teasing the straight people.

No! Don't tease us poor persecuted straight people! We don't like to be teased. Unless it's Bono or Robert (or both) teasing (or pulling) my hair in rapture.

dreamongypsydkm · #68 08-30-2004, 02:55 PM

So, it appears I abandoned you Lux. I'm sorry, it's just that I work a lot, mainly for money to see Paul Hewson and Lindsey. I'm being attacked right now through IM by many undesirables, and now I miss you. Please return. I'm going to lie down, not go to the bank, and let the debt continue to accumulate on my account.

Jimmay!:

Mari · #69 08-30-2004, 03:13 PM

Relax!! I was just TEASING!

dreamongypsydkm · #70 09-01-2004, 02:33 AM

I thought in my free time away from work, I would research old Robert, and try to make a case for him, proving his lingering sexiness. Photographic evidence:

When he makes an abnormal facial expression, he doesn't look so bad, really. You can't really tell how wrinkly and saggy his face is.

Now, honestly, this one is just cute. Cute Robert.

The pose is sexy. And the open shirt, yeah I like that. I'd still do him.

Despite his crusty hair and rosey skintone, he looks good with the guitar. Maybe he should avoid red blouses though.

Still, old Robert is put to shame when compared to this:

What a tragedy.

dreamongypsydkm · #71 09-02-2004, 09:21 PM

Indeed, it has been five hours since the sleep-inducing narcotic pumping into my vein through an IV was taken out, and I was wheeled to my car with an enormous ice pack tied to my face.
I remember screaming in the middle of it because I woke up for a minute and could feel scalples in my gums. Then I remember when I woke up when they were all finished, thinking I really wanted to be a surgeon and have a yacht so I'd need to have a really expensive aged bottle of wine. I still feel this way. Very weird.
Anyway, please come back. George W. is giving a speech. I'm sad.

dreamongypsydkm · #72 09-03-2004, 04:36 AM

Well, I was gone for less than a minute, and it says you're gone. That makes me the lonely fool, does it not?

dreamongypsydkm · #73 09-03-2004, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Lux

And for you, a relatively nice yet recent Robert. From 1995 I guess. Ha, it's the Brett syndrome, he's in darkness that's why he looks good.

I hope for your sake Kortni doesn't read this.

Robert does look good there. Now, is it just me or does he resemble Rattle and Hum era Bono in that photo?

dreamongypsydkm · #74 09-03-2004, 06:56 AM

Yes, in the way that Robert was acceptable until the mid-80s and now is a monster.
However, this is acceptable and desirable, even at the age of 44:

I love sexy middle-aged men.

I read somewhere recently that there are some pictures surfacing of Bono's 15 year old daughter Jordan topless on a beach in Spain. Why anyone would want that, I don't know. Well actually, maybe Jimmy would.

dreamongypsydkm · #75 09-03-2004, 07:10 AM

You just publicly admitted to wanting to see Jordan Hewson topless. I guess it can't get any lower than that. You have an excellent forum career, Lux. Well, I can always post a photo of her with her top on.
Yes, it is odd. Jimmy, granted more yours than mine, is a unique thing for the most part. But stumble into a Led Zeppelin forum, and a 13 year old claims to be the Queen of the Pagettes. ::shudder:: They're everywhere.
Onto find Jordan.