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Old 07-02-2004, 04:38 PM
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You've got a friend in me. I'll be happy to pee on you next time it happens.

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Gee...thanks...
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Old 07-02-2004, 04:47 PM
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Gee...thanks...
What am I saying. I don't need a reason to pee on you.

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Old 07-02-2004, 04:51 PM
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What am I saying. I don't need a reason to pee on you.

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Wow. I feel the love coming straight from Texas...but you can keep the pee, thanks.
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Old 07-02-2004, 04:54 PM
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Wow. I feel the love coming straight from Texas...but you can keep the pee, thanks.
"Maybe my pee could fly...over the ocean..."

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Old 07-02-2004, 04:55 PM
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:01 PM
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One time, in second grade,(at band camp ) we were at lunch eating on the outside benches and a wasp landed on my lunch. Of course i was scared ****less, so I panicked a bit and then called the yard duty lady, forgetting that she hated me. I was like "ah.ah.ah. aaaaahhhh, wasp,wasp, wasp!!!!!! help!!!" so the lady said something bitchy, like "it's just a wasp, you little honyock" and she went to flick it, and i was like "nononononononononono!!!!!" cause i could see where her flick was pointing. so, yep, she flicked it right onto my arm where it immediately stung me. I had my uncle Ghidossi take her out. also, 3 bees on my foot. Sorry your hand is swollen, I didn't know that happened.
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:22 PM
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Maria - take a benadryl - the swelling is caused by histamines that the bastard bug injected into you - so, you need an anti-histamine, natch.

I've been stung by yellow jackets - both times on the hand - and 1 of those nasty man-of-war buggers got me on the foot Florida. I was only 8 for that, scared me to death.

Jake - I never go to the beach without some Adolf's Meat Tenderizer. It works great, and it's less embarrasing than urine.
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:29 PM
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Maria - take a benadryl - the swelling is caused by histamines that the bastard bug injected into you - so, you need an anti-histamine, natch.

I've been stung by yellow jackets - both times on the hand - and 1 of those nasty man-of-war buggers got me on the foot Florida. I was only 8 for that, scared me to death.

Jake - I never go to the beach without some Adolf's Meat Tenderizer. It works great, and it's less embarrasing than urine.
Nothin' says a day at the beach like some meat tenderizer I've never heard such a thing but i'll keep that in mind the next time I go into the ocean.

Let Jake embarass himself...just don't let him embarass me
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:36 PM
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In 20 years I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp. Is this unusual?
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Maria - take a benadryl - the swelling is caused by histamines that the bastard bug injected into you - so, you need an anti-histamine, natch.
I took some Benadryl this morning before I went to work. I can see the veins in my hands again! The swelling is gone, but the back of my hand feels bruised.

Bastard bugs.....

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This story really sucks...

It was the day I was having my 9th birthday party. I had all my lil' friends over. My best friend (who still is my best friend) had on a half shirt, and some cotton shorts. When she went to sit down, a wasp had flown in her shirt, and stung her right in her belly button. She was a cryin' fool. I reminded her of that today, and told her what happened to me, and she laughed at me.

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Old 07-02-2004, 07:56 PM
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Maria - take a benadryl
This phrase caught me off guard and struck me as absolutely hysterical.
I think it could become a new catch phrase. The next time I get guff off a cashier at Target or some other godawful retail place, I am using it. Could be a good bumper sticker too.

BTW- Totally sucks that you got the wasp sting. They are hateful little winged agents of Satan.
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I remember two such episodes



1) I was about 8 or 9 years old and loved to frequent the swamp lands where all the kids hung out, it was also a short cut to the baseball field. I guess we had heavy rains and when I went to jump from piece of land to another the water was wider than expected. So I woke up every bug in the swamp and was attacked. I must have stirred up a nest. I had numerous bites that were like burning hot mountains, I was even delirious from the fever I got.

2) About six years ago, I was in a McDonalds waiting in line to order and something went in my hair so I brushed at it and can we say burning pain. My finger was on fire and I saw the source of my pain flyng through the dining area so I made my order to go!

Defintiely nasty little F**ks!!
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